Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Don't miss this Ghostober episode, it's really good. We met a demon named Febus, what else do you need to know? We sifted through some backwards music to hunt for secret Satans and also had an A.I. write us a spooky story for a robot to read to us. Like I said, this one's really good. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

And so begins the Ghostober festivities, sooooo... We got Are You Afraid of the Dark? commentary, spooky Rope Hero , and spooky Spelling Bee . Bring a change of paaaantyyyy... Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Curtis calls the Mystery Freak! Brand new IKEA product name game! Pervert Proverbs ! That other thing! Many of more! Thanks for listening! Support us on Patreon pretty please! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Spooky Reviewbies are here! We also have another edition of It Really Makes You Think... and then we pick apart a Rusted Roots song. WTF he sayin???? Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

You're gonna hear from some real ghosts in this episode, so be ready... Other topics include: pumpkin bote (sic), pope dubauchery (sic), robot catfish bios, and a round of I Love This Business . Thanks so much for listening! Please leave us a rating and review and sign up for our Patreon via the link below: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

We're back! We're answering some of life's deepest philosophical questions in a new segment called It Really Makes You Think... Plus, we start our preparations for Ghostober 2022 and then two failed Butterman s lead to some new discoveries in songs from both KoRn and Shaggy! Thanks for listening, don't forget to leave reviews everywhere you can! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents

"WE GON BEAT BING BONG!" This commentary track for Varsity Blues was recorded for our Patreon, but here it is as a sneak peek in case you're not a Patron. Now you'll know what you're missing! Get access to all our other commentaries and a whole lot more at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!

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Sorry ladies, this one's for the boys! Wait, no, I'm kidding, please still listen. Today we're making fun of country music, specifically songs considered to be "manly," whatever the heck that means. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Listen, the title says it all. We've got Pervert Proverbs , our re-worked version of "Supercharger Heaven," and some isolated vocal tracks! Thanks for listening! <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents

There's a yogi on the internet who's obsessed with his own cumshot. Not sure what else you need to know... Oh, Tindergarten Cops returns. So there's that too. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Did you know that God can speak through humans? He just doesn't use English, or any other earthly tongue. Don't know why. Maybe you can decipher some of his messages. Listen and let us know! You'll also hear some Missed Connections and some more Jesse Ventura interview gems! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Justy Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie ), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies ! Thanks for listening and if you enjoy it, be sure to support us on Patreon. Smack this link! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

You don't want to miss this one, folks! Here are just a few things to look forward to in this extra thicc episode (in no particular order): Tim Burton's Todd Fungus Bigfoot Update Filthy Fan Fiction (Mostly) Metalcore Buttermans Oregano Mega Meatball Man Oregano Mega Cheeseball Man Extra Large Pervert Proverbs Muuuuch more! Thanks for listening, don't forget to rate and review! Also, smash this li...

Justy Boy got his hands on some letters written to his sister from Korean teenage English students and they are truly interesting. And back by popular demand is part 2 of the infamous Jesse Ventura hypercut podcast interview. We also talk alien hair, Kate Nash, and FOOTBALL! Thanks so much for listening! Don't forget to support the podcast below: Patreon Linktree

Making a Muscle Boy is finally back with a new set of legendary fighters! Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections , this time from Southie, bro. But before all that, we spoke to some ghosts... Please support our show on Patreon if you like it, you'll get some sweet bonuses! Patreon Linktr.ee

We have a highlight reel of Jesse "The Body" Ventura talking about basically nothing yet saying so much. It's hilarious. Also, we have some yearbook bios to review and some very captivating news stories to talk about. They may or may not contain piss. Thanks for listening! TikTok Instagram Patreon Linktree

We have ourselves a two person roundtable to discuss the flag. The flag. The only flag. We also have some Googie Reviewbies (working title) and a real nice round of I Love This Business ! In addition, we have a world premiere cover of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" for you. Thanks for listening! Support our show, would ya? Thank you! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Curtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate ! G'head, listen! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Jazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions , "Bubble Boy," and more! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Our special guest Charlie (AKA Chuck Finn) tells us all about the "Angelic Initiative," a weird af yoga/energy-healing show on YouTube, as well as Lil' Lunchbox , a clown lady from hell. Then, Justy Boy shares an exciting new development in our quest for ghost: " Paranormal Destination ." Don't miss this one! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

We took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

The Cool Parents Travel Agency has you covered! We're visiting some businesses, calling some others, and creating our own in I Love This Business ! Also, did you know seagulls are space aliens? www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Hey there, slimes! You wanna hear about some real cool kids in a 2006 high school yearbook? We got that! You wanna hear about some missed connections and "activities" on CraigsList? Well stop reading this and press play, you PERVERT.

You got another top-quality episode on your hands today, folks! We have a couple Buttermans and Umpdates runnin' wiiiiild, then we listen to some incredible isolated vocal tracks from Rancid, Boxcar Racer, Disturbed, and Tom Waits. All that topped off with a Tough Guy Poetry from Soulfly! Thanks for listening, don't forget to support us pleeease! www.patreon.com/coolparents