Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

We have a bucket of Pervert Proverbs and some prank calls! Now enjoy this list of alternate episode titles we considered: Him Yum Wee Mama Tig is Back on YouTube Hard Tit Froggy Style Normalize Crap Mouth The Early Worm Gets the Bug www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Chatbot Poetry and Tindergarten Cops are back with a vengeance! Please enjoy responsibly. www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Justy Boy is taking us back to school and sharing some childhood relics. Also, Brain War ! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss... www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Check out this old ass commentary we did for Stone Cone movie "The Condemned." If you want more, get on that Patreon for only $3! We'll be back next week for a brand new episode.

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Today, we're talking about several Updates, Curtis kind of introduces a "new" segment called Why Come? and challenges Justy Boy to a new guessing game involving isolated vocal noises. Then, we close it out with a round of I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Hello! We've finally figured out what the heck Davey Havok is saying in AFI's "Dancing Through Sunday." Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections , Curtis chopped n' screwed that "Bugle Boogie Boy Bee" song, and we educate ourselves on Gen Z slang. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Ya'll asked for it, so Spelling Bee is back! We also have a new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz , a Mumpdate (mummy update), our review of an old Kerrang interview with Jonathan Davis of KoЯn, and much more. Believe me, this one's a true banger. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

This one's got ropes! It's got Pervert Proverbs ! It's got Alfred Hitchcock! Oh, and the effects of medicine withdrawals... Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

It's a new dawn for computer creatures (artificial intelligence) and we're more than prepared to exploit this creepy new tech for the sake of absurd comedy. We're doing exactly that on this episode. We have A.I.-generated song lyrics in a new segment called Chatbot Poetry and very glitchy (meaning extra funny) text-to-speech voice models from Uberduck . Additionally, we have a new installment of G...

I hope you like sound effects! We've got a lot of 'em. We also have a brand new POME from Justy Boy, some shrimp news, prank calls, and a new trivia segment: Crash Course !!!! There's other stuff in there too, soooooo... www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Mr. Robert Zombie has some words for you. We can't really tell what those words are, but we can certainly give our best guess! It's also time to review some of the most searched terms on PornHub in 2022 and some strange banned hashtags on Instagram. www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Do you remember the classic David Fincher film Pincer from 2000 starring Morgan Freeman as a detective uncovering a mystery involving a surreptitious invasion of Earth by a race of shrimp-lobster-alien's and their human hybrid offspring? What a picture! Strap in for a rottin' tootin' mud truckin' good time as we discuss what a good ol' boy's truck says about him. Thanks for listening! www.linktr.e...

We answer the internet's burning questions, then Governor/Fighter/Frogman Jesse Ventura is back and he's prepared to exchange blows with Donald Trump. And speaking of Trump, we've got a nasty batch of Pervert Proverbs , too! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! We also have a brand new segment called The People in the Comments and so much more. www.linktr.ee/coolparents

We finally took down the Liver King. Yeah, that was us. You're welcome! "Prioritize. Execute. Do." - Nostradingus www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Googie Reviewbies is back with a vengeance and it's brought Missed Connections with it! Don't miss this absolute unit, listen now! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Today's main event is a new segment we're calling Slamazon ! We also tried one called Gucci Bane , but the results were mixed... but in a good way? Listen and tell us what you think! Thanks for listening! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

The Book of 2 Chainz is back, but before that, Justy Boy presents a new Jabroni Jamboree . Oh, and we close the episode with I Love This Business ! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

This one's gonna make you squirt. Simple as that. It's an instant classic. We got Pervert Proverbs , we got Buttermans , and we got a new segment called Brain War ! What else do you people need?! Support the show and get super sick bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

This one's getting real spooky and real sexxxy, so put your stupid kids to bed. Olivia is here to share her nasty cryptid fanfiction and we guarantee there won't be a dry panty in the room. We're also chatting with some local ghosts via spirit box, among other Ghostober endeavors. Enjoy responsibly! If you like the show, support us on Patreon where you can watch House of the Dead with our commenta...

Happy heckoween! In this special treat we're joined by the one and only BWETTTTTTT to watch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead (2003). Video version (for Patrons only): HERE!

This episode is more fun than a "barrel full of supernatural," as Nick Groff would say. That's right, Groff the Chain is back with a vengeance! We also talk politics (uh-oh), have a Spooky Bee , and Justy Boy reads a new Ghostober POME . Enjoy! Thanks for listening! Follow us and support the show below: www.linktr.ee/coolparents

You ready for more spookies? You better be! We're talkin' Frankensteins, skeletons, Draculas, and mad scientists! Oh, and don't forget the TikTok time traveler. Did you know humanity is effed? Listen for more details! www.linktr.ee/coolparents