Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Listen as we attempt (and mostly fail) to do a whole bunch of impressions! We also have The Book of 2 Chainz and a whole lotta jazzzzz, baby! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Today, we are joined by Dave from the Cryptid Cocktail Party podcast! He has a crazy story about hovering slimes or something. We also have a new mashup song, a deep ocean mystery, mummy talk, and finally we have isolated vocals to decipher (for Colby's band Lanterns Last Light ). Some alternate titles for this episode are: Torque Rench X Mega Do Not Do Cleopatra's Fart Four-Legged Dad In...

Hosstory is back and so is I Love This Business ! Now go on, listen! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Here's a big one, folks! We have a Making A Muscle Boy for the ages, as well as some backwards Creed for us to scan for Satans. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Ever heard of a show called "UFO Cowboys" on the Roku Channel? You're gonna want to check this out. There are also some Pervert Proverbs and a Mumpdate in here, sooooo....

A.I. is gonna wreck the world, oh nooooo! Or is it? It's not. In other news, Dave Matthews Band had an accident... The main event: Yearbook Quotes from Y2K! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

We're joined today by filmmaker and all-around great fella Ryan Cultrera ! We discuss his time working with the one-and-only Nick Groff (ghost hunter formerly of Ghost Adventures , presently of Death Walker ) and get a little inside scoop on Zak Bagans. Check out PolterGuys , it's almost Ghostober! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Get familiar with the Massachusetts area roast beef scene as well as John Cena's Boston rap song "Beantown" in a new Tough Guy Poetry ! Then, we have some Googie Reviewbies and Clickbait Headlines for your listening pleasure. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Tindergarten Cops is back and the main event is a new segment in which we craft a song from A.I.-generated lyrics in real time! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Justy Boy brought some segments including Jabroni Jamboree and Missed Connections. We also dip into the question bag for a round of Can I Axe You A Question, B? www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

More piss talk than usual in this one. Plus, some Pervert Proverbs and a little Mad Libs. <3 www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Googie Reviewbies are headlining this episode! There's also some Chatbot Poetry (lyrics written by ChatGPT) and a new song mashup involving Disturbed's "Stupify." www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

I hope you like Jesse Ventura and cowboy talk... This one's fully loaded, like a big baked potato! There's even a bit of I Love This Business and some talk about Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit. Please enjoy responsibly. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

BEWARE: Contains many mummy. If you are approached by mummy, DO NOT give the mummy the jewel. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Yearbooks are back! And aliens! Oh my! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Groff the Chain is back, along with a surprising update on Nick Groff's exit from Ghost Adventures! In other news: Pervert Proverbs . www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

We solved the mystery of the Mummy Nun. We also have a special visitor, a Time Witch, to tell us about out moons. Just listen, it'll make sense. Maybe... www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

Justy Boy has an amazing poem loosely based on his childhood in Revere, MA. We also talk about Alan Jackson's daddy and the lyrics for his silly country tune "Drive (For Daddy Gene)" and then we have another installment of the fan favorite segment Making a Muscle Boy ! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Googie Reviewbies is here to rock your world before getting into The Book of 2 Chainz ("100 Joints"), but most importantly, we ask the question... would you eat a Gumby?

Two words: Cyber Theory . www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

You want some new Tough Guy Poetry ? How about a Truckdate ? Tindergarten Cops , you say? Sure! Just hit play, you freak. www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Hey look, another 69th episode and it's hornier than ever! We have some peepee-related news articles to discuss, a round of Pervert Proverbs of course, and what may be the greatest AI-generated story of all time. It's called Whistleblowers and it stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura and a bunch of sexy Illuminati reptoids. Enjoy! www.linktr.ee/coolparents www.patreon.com/coolparents

Chatbot Poetry (featuring ChatGPT), Butterman , and Clickbait Headlines are all here to grace your ears. www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents

It was hard not to call this episode "Baby 2: Pig City," but I felt "To Suck A Thug" may be more fitting because this episode revolves heavily around the hit song My Neck, My Back by Khia. We also dissect the lyrics(?) of Junkie Man by Rancid. Spelling Bee and Missed Connections (Canadian Edition) are also featured! www.linktr.ee/coolparents

We have a great idea for a new show on Vice. It involves Action Bronson putting his life in danger in order to eat every meatball. We also have a nice selection of Googie Reviewbies! Thanks for listening! <3 www.patreon.com/coolparents www.linktr.ee/coolparents