Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Well? Do she? We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz ! Hope you like it! Find more goodf and support our endeavors on out Patreon, pretty please, over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and god bless.

We have some Missed Connections from Craig's List for ya, as well as a round of I Love This Business and so much more! Oh, there's also a legitimate appearance from a certain major celebrity with a butt-chin. No joke, check it out. Thanks for listening! Support the show at: www.patreon.com/coolparents  

This episode contains irrefutable evidence of FOOT GHOST . We communicate with the other side via the Necrophonic app after talking wizards and Butter Man s. Thanks so much for listening! Consider contributing to our Patreon pretty please: www.patreon.com/coolparents

You cannot squaredance in a circle. You also cannot listen to this spooky Ghostober episode (featuring special guest Olivia) without getting aroused by cryptozoological smut! Thanks for listening! And please join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents  

Ghostober is in full effect, so we've got a new Groff the Chain for you and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode commentary! If you enjoy our show, consider contributing to our Patreon and get yourself some real cool extras: www.patreon.com/coolparents  

Ghostober is here! We have to talk about the spookiest ghost of them all: the Holy Ghost. Oh, and also mummies, Draculas, etc. Subscribe to our Patreon if you like our show, please! We've got bonuses for you and it's only $3! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!

Did you forget about  Goof Dad ?! Of course not... So you'll be happy to know we're finally fleshing out the TV movie event of the century! Thanks for listening and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon!  www.patreon.com/coolparents

Can you believe we have more  Truckdate ? I mean, these things just keep coming out of the woodwork, usually towing a redwood on their big strong winch. But after the tucks have come in gone, we have a new installment of  Tindergarten Cops and  I Love This Business. Thanks for listening! Join our Patreon for only $3 and get instant access to a whole bunch of bonus material. Plus, you'll be support...

I heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs.  Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life  card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls  Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy! www.patreon.com/coolparents

More news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections ! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening! Hey, you wanna check out our Patreon to support our show and get awesome bonus content? Then go ahead and do ! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Guess who's back... It's Pinky! We've got games to play and trucks to discuss on this Double Stuf episode. I know it seems like it's too long but we assure you, this is the Snyder cut of podcasts. It's lengthy but you'll be okay with it because it rocks . Thanks so much for listening and don't forget to support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Take a journey with us to Peach Valhalla in a brand new segment (yet to be named) on the subject of anime titles from Crunchy Roll. Thanks for listening! Mosey on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to help support our podcast: www.patreon.com/coolparents

Listen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon. Thanks for listening! If you enjoy our goofs, please do us a solid and get on our Patreon. You'll get bonus content, too! www.patreon.com/coolp...

Jose Canseco is on a roll this week with several head-scratchers on his Twitter feed. Also discussed are goats, Don Chena and The Suicide Squad , McFlurbies, skimboarding, and a couple new Butter Mans from BLACKPINK! U liek podcast? Plz do a Patreon plz. You'll get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you for listening!

We have some choice Missed Connections and Pervert Proverbs in this one! Some of the best. We also finish the segment on cowboy slang we started a few weeks ago. Enjoy, pardner. Do you appreciate our work? If so, the best way to show it is over on our Patreon where you can also get bonus movie commentaries! Only $3!!!! www.patreon.com/coolparents

We got Butter Man ! We got Tindergarten Cops ! We got the gas, baby! Thanks for listening! Hop on over to our Patreon for bonus content and to support this podcast if you haven't already. You certainly will not regret it! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Join us as we discuss egg, among other things. We have another brilliant Android game description to decipher and another installment of  I Love This Business ! Thanks for listening! If you like what we've made for you, join the VIPs supporting our endeavors over at our Patreon. You'll get bonus content! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Justy Boy's throat is all toe up, but he's gonna tough it out for you good folks. What a troopah! We got some real yucky Pervert Proverbs for ya and also a Tough Guy Poetry by Static X and a couple new Butter Mans .  Thanks for listening and don't forget to hop on our Patreon and support the cause! You'll also get some hot bonus content: www.patreon.com/coolparents

I hope you've got the sand to keep your son warm this winter, partner. Even if you gotta open up yer best mule to do so. We've got some prime cowboy content in this one, folks! And also, some excellent Missed Connections . Thanks for listening! If you like us, please support us on Patreon. You'll get bonus content and it's so cheap! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Are you prepared to learn about how Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst copes with the guilt of creating a Frankenstein? We also discuss a horse/truck Android game and the lyrics of "MFN Right" by 2 Chainz! u liek show??? Keep us runnin' strong buy contributing to our Patreon! You'll get some very nice bonuses too: www.patreon.com/coolparents Jah bless!

Neil Wannabe is haunting my home. I know this because he spoke to us through the Necrophonic app. All this and much more spooky goofery (including Groff the Chain ) on this very haunted episode! Now, g'head and check out our new Ghost Adventures parody, Polterguys: Michael the Doll! bit.ly/polterguys2 If you love this business, drop us some coin over at Patreon, please! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Yo, you like juice movies? Huh? We got the hits this time:  Tindergarten Cops and  Pervert Proverbs. Thanks for listening! Check out this real nice Patreon, pleeeease. www.patreon.com/coolparents

In this episode we discuss some of the stupidest things ever uttered by famous idiot Joe Rogan, we discover the meanings behind our recurring dreams, and Tony Boogyman makes his professional wrestling debut! If you like our content, please consider supporting us on Patreon! You'll get some very cool freebies along with the satisfaction of helping some hard-working independent creators. Thank you s...

Chris "Milkman" Milton joins us to discuss the first episode of History Channel's The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch ! But before that, we've got another installment of Butter Man among a myriad of other fun topics. Thanks for listening, and get on that Patreon tip for some super sick bonuses! Only $3! WOW! www.patreon.com/coolparents