Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

AI Dungeon  is back in a big way to take us trick-or-treating with Michael Avenatti! We also dissect the excellent lyricism of Luke Bryan as well as cool heavy rock band Disturbed. Thanks for listening, everyone! If you like our show, you can support us over at Patreon and get some sweet extras in the process: www.patreon.com/coolparents

You got a problem with me, wiseguy? Huh? I'll have ya whacked. Feed ya to my pigs. They eat the bones! Hop on our Patreon for extra content, including full-length movie commentaries! It's so inexpensive and so worth it, I promise. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents

This episode contains a lot of laughs. I mean this literally. A lot of time is spent laughing. Just know that I cut out about half of it. In reality there was roughly twice the laughing. Sooooo...  Did you know you can support our goofs and get some sweet bonus content at the same time by contributing to our Patreon? It's true, so please do! Thank you!

From high atop a horse egg pyramid we answer the internet's burning questions after discussing a Mighty Ducks theory in which Gordon Bombay poisons a bunch of kids! Support us on Patreon and get more super nice goofs, please! www.patreon.com/coolparents

"You have to have at least ten years as a DJ under your belt in order to communicate with ghost," said Justy Boy. Luckily, we've been DJing since the early-90s Acid House underground rave scene, so we can talk to ghosts. Not a problem. Listen and you'll hear us communicate face to ghost-face with intelligent entities via the sick smart phone app Necrophonic . Subscribe to our Patreon to support th...

Jetskis. We've never used 'em but we love 'em. Very powerful machines with very powerful pee pee streams! Now call up Quick Meat™ and hop in the beef, cuz this one's a slapper! Wanna support Cool Parents? You do. G'head! Get some bonuses while you're at it: www.patreon.com/coolparents

Allegedly there was once a female pope! Any evidence of Pope Joan is hiding in the Vatican archives, accessible only to the Christ. Duh, everybody knows that... What you may not know, however, is the story of the first robot Pope. If you like what we do, please subscribe to out Patreon! You'll get all kinds of sweet gifts for doing so and we would appreciate it so much. Thank you! www.patreon.com/...

Got mud? Call Spud! Hey, friend! You wanna support our podcast? Please? We put a lot of work into this thing, SOOO... G'head! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much, and Jingus bless!

We've finally identified the Seal Team 6 of ghost killers! Please support the show and get some sweet swag over at our Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!

Have you heard about Joe Biden's performance-enhancing earlobes? Have you ever participated in egg-swapping? Have you ever mistakenly activated a Tom Clancy? No? Well...  Please consider supporting our show! Head on over to our Patreon to do so and we'll give you all kinds of goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Tindergarten Cops is on the docket but we're also gonna dive into the epic poem "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne. Additionally, we have some new information on POPE as well as noted warlock José Canseco. Thanks for listening! You can support the show and get siiiiick goodies over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents

These alternate titles for this episode should give you a great idea of what to expect: The Rock Has Eyes Bubble Gum Tongue Muscle Joseph Smith: Skinwalker Joseph Smith: Realm Squatter God Hole Shrimpin' for Oil If you'd like to support us on Patreon, you'll get free gifts and a TRUCKload of extra content for only $3 or $5. Help us out, would ya?! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Join us on our quest to locate Billy Football's soul. Witness a cryptic transmission form an ancient space caveman. Then later, experience the first ever "Bucket Match" in the history of CPW. Thanks so much for listening! Please show your support if you can over at our Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents

"Do the Queen Bean Dream?" Listen up,  Groff the Chain  is back! Need I say more? Park your heat, mister, and check out this new episode. Oh, you'll love what ya hear. And don't forget to support us on Patreon for extra goodies, please and thank you!

Please don't throw us in the clink for using suggestive language in our episode title. It couldn't be avoided, I swear! This episode is fiah. Simple as that. You better listen. G'head. It's got egg talk, peepee talk, and some life hacks to help relieve you of your freaks. What else could you need? Hop on over to our Patreon and show your support! You'll get all sorts of goodies for your kindness....

We got a Race Track Man. We got a five gallon bucket. We got vials of spit. Last but not least: we got RYDO. Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy Rydo. Have you subscribed to our patreon? You totally should! We appreciate the support.

Wanna see my pit? Hit me up! Don't forget to support us on Patreon if you can. Thank you! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Biiiiig slugger and friend of Bigfoot Jose Canseco is back and looking to throw some fists. Could he be the meathead Nostradamus? Also, do you hate snakes and love apes? We have the story for you! Thanks for listening! Please consider supporting us on Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents

POPE. That's all. Short n' sweet. Pope Sean Paul... just not that Nazi Pope. Not my POPE. NOPE. Please support us on Patreon over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and POPE bless!

What's up, you puke freaks?! I'm sorry I called you puke freaks just now... I meant it in a nice way. Anyway, check out this new episode! It features the return of Tindergarten Cop s and  Jabroni Jamboree, as well as a conversation with Nick Einstman (of Nick's Not Creative ) about Cartier jewelry. If you like our stuff, please consider becoming a patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank...

I really hope you're not listening to this via 5G. Especially if you've been vaccinated. You know Big Brother? I heard on Facebook he's trying to do some stuff. So... Will.i. Am? More like Will.i. AIN'T! Shooooot. Please consider supporting us by becoming a Patron over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you so much!

Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst?  Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?"  Be my guess! And don't forget to support us on Patreon at www.patreon.com/coolparents Thanks!

On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?! Please consider helping us out by becoming a Cool Parents patron at patreon.com/coolparents Thank you!

Ohhh baby, we got ourselves a hot one here! We're finally hearing the voices of our sweet slimes (and one frienemy: Don Palumbo). Wanna know what a gutter punk Christmas looks like? Listen to find out! You'll also learn about diesel fuel, Santa Claus AKA your dad AKA a liar , and Scottish snow plows!

Look out for Rod and Mr. Meat! We've got some  Pervert Proverbs  for ya, a brand new (to us) cryptid, a nun game, and... wait, did you know horses can SWIM?!?!