Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Got lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that!

Please do not say a prayer for my motha, for she has been expelled from the Kingdom of Heaven. Instead, listen to us goof off real niiiiice! We'll solve a mystery or two and talk a little  Tough Guy Poetry so tune in, would ya?

THE PILGRIM IS HERE.

Have you ever wanted to do bath salts with Jesus of Nazareth? Of course you have, so just join us, would ya?! And guess what. Making a Muscle Boy  is back with a vengeance!

Somehow Joe Exotic's penis pump was not the spookiest part of Ghostober 2020. Zozo stole the show!

Other titles considered for this episode: Horse Trap Horsetopus Horse Morsel Horseferatu El Chupacaballo (The Horse Sucker) Insane Horse Pussy Horse Terrors Horse Cork Notice a trend? Horse! Why would we end #Ghostober with horse? Because horses are... spooky? Olivia joins us to elaborate and introduce us to the terrors of the Night Horse! Happy Heckoween!

Can't get enough Ghostober ? Neither can we. So here are some more ghosts to suplex!

We're back with more #GHOSTOBER goofs and spooks and we're asking the question: Why are child ghosts scarier than grown ghosts when the small ones would be easier to put down with wrestling moves?

This one's got all the sweet details of Jesus' foreskin! And since it's Ghostober,  Groff the Chain  makes its triumphant return. We also have an UPDATE regarding Australia's own "Bowl Cut Yowie" and a (sadly) Bigfoot-free episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Hope you like MUMMIES! We're going deep into the tombs and pyramids of the ancient mummy pharaohs, firmly crossing our fingers to avoid the dreaded Mummy's Curse.

It's almost Ghostober, folks! That means we're talking about them BIG pumpkins! Sure, we may discuss a truck or two, but they're electric so are they even really trucks? You be the judge. And then we move on to our very spooky conclusion in which we watch not one, but two episodes of Nickelodeon's classic Are You Afraid of the Dark? !  Beware the BLOOD MUMMY!

It's FORD TRUCK MONTH , BABY! And we're getting all the truck out of our system before Ghostober comes around. That means we're talkin' Toby Keith and Kid Rock. There's plenty to love in this episode, so give it a listen, would ya?! We'll be sure to give you the ol' Kid Rock Salute.

Are you a fan of Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's smash hit "WAP"? If so, you came to the right place. Listen to us deconstruct the track's controversial lyrics in the climaxxx of this episode! If you like glory holes, you've also come to the right place, because we're discussing their resurgence amid the current COVID pandemic. Also in this episode: a special Tony Hawk's Pro Skater edition of Bu...

Topics covered in this episode: Skull Skirt/Dome Crown Super Machino Jungle Heaven Master Chief from the popular video game series  Halo Nick Pit Nick Pit's Big Beard Company Nick Pit's Pit Pit in general Colossus' waxed scorpion body Mt. Pico and so much more!

Curtis went up the country and did some cornholin' with the boys. Justy Boy looked at Craig's List's Missed Connections and got sad. Then Spineshank changed the world of rock n' roll in another installment of Tough Guy Poetry . Now... may I see it?

This episode is brought to you by the letter "C" for caveman! The first ever caveman podcast was from the original caveman: Joe Rogan. Of course, this was way back in the times of the cavemans of Pangea. Wanna learn more about cavemans? We have a segment for that! We're also diving back into some senior yearbook quotes from 2003! Listen, come on, listeeennn!

Humans should have horseshoes. It just makes sense.  Today we're looking at another wonderful Android game called  Super Miami Girl: City Dog Crime  and topping it all off with some  Pervert Proverbs !

Amazing Spider frog is new fantastic Spider game. K? Fly like a flying hero with Iron Rope Hero and take down The Bad Gangster. Want to know more about Frog rope game? Listen to this episode. Other topics include: Bionic pee pee Green Banana Blue hole Worm cult Mud Church Moon harpies Seriously folks, you don't want to miss this one!

Justy Boy's taking the reigns for this one! Get ready for a journey through British slang and 2003 yearbook quotes in another instant classic episode of the Cool frickin' Parents Podcast. Warning: This episode contains monster erotica. Please be discrete, ok?

The worst song ever written... but viewed through the eyes of a young Puff Daddy.  Tough Guy Poetry  featuring a band called Soil. A new musical genre called Mountain Funk. Lisa Loeb. All that and more on this installment of the Cool Parents Podcast!

Did you think you could escape the BOPIS? You just can't, you'll have to learn to live with it. Learn to love the BOPIS. We're also taking some time to answer some of the internet's questions and to discuss Lil Wayne's big worm farm.

Got a new ear worm for ya: BOPIS. It's a big deal. Trust me.

You like VeggieTales ? Yeah? Then you'll love this podcast!

New segment alert! It's called Squat Watch and we're perusing the darkest corners of the internet in search of muscle-related questions that need answering. So get that ass to the grass and tune in, people!

I bet you didn't know that the Baha Men's "Who Let the Dogs Out?" is actually about female empowerment. That's a fact and we're totally here for it. Listen to the story and then listen to us answer your questions about gargling, hot dogs, and everything in between!