Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

FACT: The "G" in "G-string" does stand for GHOST. That's right, everybody, we back on our ghost shit! Hope you're happy. We sure are. Can't get enough ghost to be honest. We're also dipping our toes into some alien hell portal business, so... #GhostThong

Guess what, everybody. We're talkin' cryptids! Again! Except this time they're local to us here in New England. Ever seen a garden gnome come to life? Me neither, but I wouldn't really care to. And among other things, we're Making a Muscle Boy  tonight, so expect bloodshed!

You probably would like to know who Bill Mudd is... He's Brad Pitt's alter ego, so keep an eye out for Mr. William Bradley Mudd. WARNING: Contains much Sexy Boy.

Do you know the fascinating story behind Sisqó's timeless booty jam "Thong Song"? If not, prepare to have your mind straight up freaked!  We've also got some fresh as mud truck talk you will not want to miss. At one time, there were five fathers... until one was consumed by a mud puddle. Finally, we have a few  Pervert Proverbs  to discuss and some other odds n' ends. (We don't mean to get politic...

Benjamin has been breaking for so long, it's time that boy breaks! Speaking of Sevendust, we're getting into some  Tough Guy Poetry  in this episode along with a brand new segment  Don't Get Bent out of Snape.  Don't miss it!

You know it's a party when we got Olivia up in this here cluhhhh! We're talkin' truck (duh), bote (duh), and wieners (duh). We're also rebooting the COVID-19 virus and re-introducing the world to  Tindergarten Cops ! NOTE: May contain Wandy. Please be advised.

What is a Hippopotapus? We can't say for sure, but it's probably some sort of hybrid creature on exhibit now at Owen Wilson's zoo! He bought a zoo, wow! In this episode, we're talkin' shit about a lot of things, starting with the obviously disingenuous ad campaigns exploiting the COVID-19 pandemic. It's more fun than it sounds... Also, you won't want to miss the latest Fred Durst update. It's a do...

We out here. We doin' our thang. Trucks, botes, and bootyholes await! And check out our new album wherever you stream music! bit.ly/streamwhocares

Talkin' shit about lil/big rappers, trucker slang, elitist chef culture, and some other stuff I can't remember right now. Who cares?

We're prepared for doomsday and we plan to bug out on the one and only Ghost Ship, star of the motion picture Ghost Ship . We're gonna solve a mystery as well: the infamous "My Way Murders." Also, be prepared for discussions regarding horse, truck, and of course BOTE.

Every day is truck month, baby! Let's cover that white truck in mud and make that brown POP! Oh, and of course we gotta talk about ghost sex and Bigfoot a little bit.

We have a new business and it takes place in the Mystery Truck. That's because it's TRUCK MONTH, we love mysteries, and we're the rap game Scooby Gang. Got it? First order of mystery business: what the heck happened to Akhenaten's mummy? Did Tom DeLonge buy it? What about his tummy? We can figure this one out, no problem. Not a problem at all.

We're broadcasting live from our doomsday bunker and we're just having a blast down here! But be warned: the end of this episode contains a lengthy and graphic reading of a particularly horny bit of Ghost Adventures fan fiction. So bring a change of underpants.

Have you ever gone worm? In the club or otherwise? Well maybe you should try, all them Tik Tok kids are doin' it. #goworm #mcflurby #kswiss

Curtis doesn't care much for wrestling. Justy Boy does. Who cares? Stick around after our little argument for a reading of eleven year old Curtis' school project: an enthralling story about an undercover alien boy in Boston called  The "Experiment." And don't forget to check out the new Cool Parents single  Crazy If True , available know on all major music streaming services! bit.ly/crazyiftrue

Strap in for a wild ride to the moon and back with Justy Boy and his friend Andre the Giant. Then we're bringing back  Groff the Chain  in what may be a display of Nick Groff's most... poetic work yet.

Ice cream has a new name and it's McFlurby. Listen to this episode for the return of a beloved O.G. segment:  Tindergarten Cops ! There are plenty of goofs to go around, bring your friends!

I'll be honest, you're gonna love this one. Tons of truck talk. Also, stick around to the end to hear some very important phone calls! And don't forget to take our survey, the link is right on our home page: coolparents.co

When you think "fuzz banjo" what comes to mind? Is it a banjo plugged in to a fuzz pedal? Incorrect. It is not. It is something far cooler. Listen to find out! Also, don't forget to take our survey! You can find the link right on the front page of our website at coolparents.co ! Thank you, slimers. And remember... Bernie Sanders cares deeply about your cock.

What's it mean to pop one's pussy? You really wanna know? Well, listen to this show, you freak! We're also gonna tell you about each one of the Best Picture Oscar nominees' original concepts. You'll be surprised to hear they were quite different...

Let's have a chat about Skull & Bones & drones! We've got some great mysteries in store for you on this episode, so let's solve 'em, k?

We're chatting about Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy candles, Air Buds, and (of course) Bigfoots! Also, The Book of 2 Chainz is back. Thank you for listening!

Justy Boy has gone missing. Can Curtis peel back the layers of a seedy New England criminal underworld and uncover the vast conspiracy that's concealing his whereabouts? The truth will shock you...

Here are some of our favorite goofs spanning from episode 20 up to 90. Enjoy! See you next week for our extra special 100th episode!

"I got 99 episodes and this is one. Hit me."   -J.Z. Olivia pays us a visit to cover a topic we're all wild about: CRYPTID SMUT!