Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

A wild Goof Dad appears! Listen to our first Goof Dad brainstorming session and prepare for an emotional roller coaster. The guy just cannot stop goofing... and he's a judge! Later, we take a look at some interesting Tinder profiles in a brand new edition of Tindergarten Cops !

Chuck Biscuits played drums for Danzig. That's just a fun fact for you folks. Also, is Kid Rock actually a misunderstood genius? Nope. He fully sucks shit. Wanna know why? Listen to our dang show! Luv u

The Bible is a little out-dated, let's just face it... It's time for a reboot! Listen as we plan our own take on the "Good Book" with a hip new all-star cast! Also discussed: electric RipStiks, butt-chugging sunlight, Kid Rock, and a masturbating ghost ape. Have fun! #rebootthebible

Confused by the title of this here episode? We are too. Help us figure it out, please. We got  Tough Guy Poetry ,  Pervert Proverbs , and a brand new segment called  Fittin' Pipes  here for you folks! Enjoy!

We're joined once again by Warren (AKA W.C. Brigham) to discuss Valomilk candy, Twilight tote bags, idioms, and how "real" men shake hands. Then we dive into some Tindergarten Cops ! What we find may shock you... but it most likely will not.

This may be the most outrageous  Making a Muscle Boy  this world has ever witnessed. We're talkin' snake creatures and the long-awaited return of the Neck! Also, Justy Boy presents an... interesting conspiracy theory regarding John Lennon's death. Hint: it involves Stephen King?

This week, we're doing a little experiment! We're watching and commenting on the  Ghost Adventures  Halloween special: "Curse of the Harrisville Farmhouse" in which Zak and the gang investigate the house that inspired that  Conjuring  picture. [ Ghost Adventures is property of Travel Channel. Any audio excerpts presented in this podcast are used under fair use for critique/parody.]

The return of Mad Lips ! Also some chit-chat about ghosts, mummies, demons, and deep sea lake tortoises. Real spooky stuff.

Folks, we have a banger on our hands here. We're talking 'squatch and Missouri's Bigfoot, Momo!   We've also got some  Pervert Proverbs  for ya, along with a couple additions to our newest segment  Butter Man . Listen for the premiere of a brand new Cool Parents track, "I Got Eaten by a Bigfoot," off our upcoming album Who Cares?  Thanks for listening!

Here's a quick introduction to a brand new unnamed segment in which we discuss misheard song lyrics!

It's Ghostober and we decided to punish ourselves by watching Feardotcom! This is our live commentary. Neither of us had seen it before, so we watched it with no sound and no subtitles, relying on the video portion alone to piece together a plot. The results are  very  spooky! Check out our sponsor at  www.mybookie.ag  and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit!

Hi everybody! We're here to discuss some  Hosstory  with ya. We're also fixin' to honk a little bobo later on in the episode, so be ready. Thanks for listening!   If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie...

We have some outstanding Pervert Proverbs to discuss, along with the return of Missed Connections ! We also review some reviews of Moose (incorrectly known to some as The Fanatic ) among some other fun goofs. If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/c...

Olivia is back with us to finish what we never started the last time she was on the show! The big question: What would Curtis' animal counterpart be in the "bear/cub" culture? Spoiler: It's probably a ghost!

It's time. Moose is risen. In this episode, we spoil the already rotten: Fred Durst's new film Moose (also known as The Fanatic by people who are wrong) and give our impressions. You won't want to miss it! This episode I mean, you may very well want to miss the movie. Ultimately, however, we do believe it's something you must witness at least once. It's ummm... it's really something... Justy Boy a...

Olivia joins us to chat a little bit about porn comments in Pervert Proverbs and we also discuss the possible celebrity couple names for her and our very own Justy Boy! Wanna know about Johnny Pelvis, ectogasm, and squishy music? We got you, homie. Thanks for listening!

Justy Boy is coming out of the dog house and we're talking about a promising new Travel Channel show by the name of Strange World , the return of XFL (it's just worse football), Bernie Sanders microimpressions, 2Chainz's section, The Sex Light™, Joe's aroma, a little Joker , and Fred Durst's Moose aka The Fanatic .

Everything in this episode has been overshadowed by the monolith that is Thunderpants , however we do discuss Tom DeLonge's Angels & Airwaves lyrics as well as some Horse Tornado . There's a little Tindergarten Cops action as well. Enjoy!

This week's topics include: Bella Thorne [Disney -> PornHub] Anti-sex toilets/anti-fat toilets Ghost Brothers vs. the "Bad Man" Holly Madison x Zak Bagans Singer by name Jewel An exorcist rocking chair Horse toes R.L. Stine's Truman Show Green pee pee Bed pee pee Testicular evolution Thanks for listening!

Wanna hear our horoscopes? Of course you do, you won't believe their accuracy! Also, we're discussing Pervert Proverbs , chiropractors, DoorDash, and more!   Check out our sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts,  HERE!

The bulk of this episode focuses on Making a Muscle Boy , in which we stage our first ever "Fatal 4-Way," which is not as sexy as it sounds, albeit still quite sexy. We also have a heck of a time talkin' Bigfoots and that weird Christian rap song from which Katy Perry allegedly stole. Thanks for tuning in!

Justy Boy is a horse. End of paragraph. And speaking of Hoss, we dive into some Hosstory in this episode. We also talk Moose, prepare for Ghostober, and answer some big questions.

We're back up in this club, swangin' our chains around, finna bust a nut ! Please join us on this incredible journey. Thanks so much for listening!

Justy Boy has fallen ill, so here's a super sick compilation of some of our favorite clips from episodes 1 - 20. Check out  bit.ly/cpsampler  for even more! We'll be back next week with a real episode, thanks for listening and UNDERSTANDing!

Justy Boy unveils a story about a boy named Curtis and his sexual encounter with the Mothman. Have your tissues ready... and I don't mean for tears. But before that, we discuss the lyrics that make up a very good rap song from former Ghost Adventurer Nick Groff in a segment called Groff the Chain . Also discussed: human cows.