Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Hey everybody! This week's episode is running a little late... (When it gets here, you better believe I'm gonna whoop its ass.) In the mean time, here's some sound for your skull holes. I'm talkin' prank phone calls and a brand new hot track from the very famous rapper Shark Marvelous! Keep an eye out for this week's main episode in the coming days. Jingus bless!

It's time we discuss the sciences! Wanna know about rats that  loooove cat piss? You came to the right place!

We're joined by a special guest: Duncan, son of Gary! We discuss ghost pirates and Duncan introduces us to the wild world of NBA players' nicknames. Also, have you ever wondered how to be your own Diplo? Well, wonder no more! We have a hip hop tune to help you figure it out!

Oops! All  Proverbs ! We know ya'll nasty. So here's an episode that's mostly freaky video comments. We hit a few other topics, but we know you're here for the sperms n' stuff. Don't lie. Enjoy!

It's time to start the revolution, everybody. It's time to get Diddy and stay Diddy. Join the movement, please. #KEEPITDIDDY On this episode, we talk Diddy, Bizkit, Bigfoots, 311, and the Old Testament. Then we answer some superb listener questions for you kind folks!

Much to discuss. We're talkin' Diplo, EVPs, text robots, Ripstiks, and weird-ass kids. Also, we got  Tindergarten Cops and some  Mad Lips  if you nasty. Thanks for listening!

"Wow, 70 whole episodes! That's just wonderful, muchacho." -Owen Wilson   This episode is gonna rattle your bones, I hope you're ready. We dive into some Missed Connections , Horoscopes , and Tough Guy Poetry . We promise you'll enjoy it, or your money back!

Hey everyone! There's no new mainline episode this week, but you won't want to miss this bonus episode. You'll hear a handful of new phone calls and a brand new trap joint! We'll be back next week for episode 70, thanks for listening!

This one's  Pervert  Proverbs  all the way down, baby! You're welcome.   Also, please share our podcast sampler with all your buds: bit.ly/cpsampler   Thank you so much!

We're joined in this episode by Dr. Bwett (@brett.brindamour on Instagram) to discuss the chilling realities of the Hollow Earth Theory along with some Tindergarten Cops ! Please enjoy.

You asked for it, ya perverts! This episode is loaded with bodily fluids, so be prepared.

This week's episode is finna knock ya down! We talk Cavemans, we talk Bigfoots, we talk idioms, and we talk trucks. Please enjoy this ice cold glass of Goof Juice, courtesy of Cool Parents! Thanks for tuning in!

We got the scoop on black holes and vape tornadoes! In this episode, we review a whole bunch of Tinder profiles in a fresh installment of Tindergarten Cops and we answer more of your listener questions. It's a real hoot!

Curtis recaps Wrestlemania 35, much to the chagrin of Justy Boy (the actual resident wrestling fan) and then all your burning listener questions are answered! Maybe not all of them... But at least a few.

Hi there, friends! We've got a fresh new spin on the old favorite Pervert Proverbs , the triumphant return of the classic You, Me & Goatee , some cooooool calls, and so much more for ya in this here episode! If you like the phone calls we do, we've gathered them all (including several previously unreleased) on a YouTube playlist you can find at bit.ly/coolcalls Don't forget to subscribe to the You...

Hi everybody! Sorry we're a little late. But I think this one was worth the wait! This episode is haunted af... Beware the paranormal, because we've got ghosts on the brain!

You like Jungle Movie? Well you're in luck! This episode contains the hit segments  Tindergarten Cops  and  Pervert Proverbs. We also have a lot to say about Mr. Juicy J. Please enjoy, please.

Hi everybody! This here is our 60th episode. We're very proud of it. I hope you like it, and you should be sure to stick around till the end for some brand new, extra dank phone calls!

Ever since we sold out and went corporate, we've just wanted more. So we tossed a couple ghost-based business ideas around. Also, 2 Chainz dropped a new album, so of course we had to take a look at some lyrics from his song "Whip" featuring country music singer Travis Scott in our returning segment,  The Book of 2 Chainz. Please check out this episode's sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts , on their  Inst...

Justy Boy is sick and the energy is low, but the gags are still slammin'! We talk about Tom DeLonge,  Korobeiniki , Family Values '98, and so much more. Also, listen to the world premiere of the hit rap tune  Dick Like a Runt !

We're talkin' about Bigfoots! Jose Canseco and Tom Delonge join the hunt for answers. Also, Curtis gives Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum a call to get the inside scoop on various orbs, demonds, ghost, etc. After that, you're in for some real romantic  Pervert Proverbs  as well as the introduction of two deadly new professional wrestlers in the latest installment of  Making a Muscle Boy.  Thanks for lis...

This one's a banger, folks. We start with a little  Tindergarten Cops  as an appetizer, followed by an interesting phone conversation you won't want to miss, then some  Groff the Chain  for dessert. "Kid shits feet."

The Soupy Bowl! Gronk won! Did you know that Gronk is where Muscle Milk comes from? That's a fact. In this episode, we cruise through some  Pervert Proverbs  and discuss yesterday's horoscopes in an attempt to debunk the stars! Then, we perform an actual automatic writing ritual. The results are... interesting? I guess?

[Sorry for the audio glitches toward the end of this one... My recording interface is lousy with ghosts or something. It's really not that bad and still more than listenable, but I still feel obligated to apologize for some dumbass reason. Who cares.] In this episode we go over some fun Bostonian colloquialisms, answer some listener questions, and make a couple phone calls. It's a hoot!

It's a snow day! So naturally, we got a little tipsy and discussed the film  Snow Day . We also answered a handful of listener questions in our newly-titled segment called  We Want Answers. Throw a little  Hosstory  in there and you got yourself a party!