Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

Our friend Colby (AKA Fatback) joins us to discuss some  Tindergarten Cops  and some exceptional  Pervert Proverbs ! And you better believe we took him to school when it came time to talk Mr. Marty Lawrence.   Check out the  Florida Men on Florida Man  podcast at  fmofm.com

You can try to skateboard with shitty bones, but don't expect to survive. Especially if you're a dad. This one's all about  Hosstory and your listener questions. Enjoy!

Happy 50th episode y'all! It's time again to talk  Bluffington  among other favorites. Thank you for listening, we love you!

Here's a recap of what we have planned for  Bluffington , our dark reboot of the  Doug  universe, to get everyone up to date before we discuss season 2 of our imaginary dream show on our next episode. What we have planned is bound to shock you, so gather your yarn, thumbtacks, maps, and Polaroids and brace yourselves for an unforgettable and grim mystery:  Who Killed Beebe Bluff?

Ever heard of sneaker worship? We hadn't. Ever wondered what's in a black hole? It's snacks.

We're joined by Warren Brigham (AKA handsomecultleader on Instagram) for some goofin' on Nick Groff's exceptional hip-hop tunes and a new segment in which we determine the most likely origins of some of our most used idioms! We also discuss the implications of PornHub's "Year in Review" statistics. Turns out there's a high demand for Fortnite porn. Shoot...

Apologies for our sick (not the cool kind of sick) voices, but this one's still gonna rock ya good 'cause it's a real doozy! In this extra thicc 'sode we answer your burning questions, create some wrasslers from scratch and have them duke it out in the ring of our imaginations, and make a stunning conclusion about the future of the Blue Man Group. There's plenty more, too. Crank it up!

An old segment makes a triumphant return, joining  Tindergarten Cops and  Tough Guy Poetry  in this very cool episode. Get yucky with the boys!

This one's all about those off-the-rails goofs. We answer some listener questions and browse some "Missed Connections" in a brand new segment!

This episode is pretty heavy on the P.O.D. so you've been warned. We also follow up on the specifics of habitat-swapping sea creatures and birds. Skysharks, oh my!

We discuss the merits of artificial intelligence, a couple different bigfoots, some Tinder profiles, and some Pervert Proverbs! We also answer some very interesting listener questions.

On this episode, we recap our most shining moment: the appearance of our tweet on the train wreck that was #GhostAdventuresLive. I still can't believe they didn't even open that Dibbuk Box... After FOUR hours! Sheesh.

It's the end of Ghostober, so consider this episode only semi-spooky. That doesn't mean we shy away from the spooky scaries. Disturbed is bound to come up... We also discuss the word Orangutan, some spooky sex toys, and possibly reveal Whitey Bulger's killer! (Note: This episode was recorded the day before Bulger's death. No joke.)

Julie joins us to discuss ghost kids, ghost cats, and ghost ships in our final installment of "Spooky Stories!"

Another very spooooooky episode celebrating Ghostober! Please be advised, this episode may contain David Draiman...

Joining us for another spooky-ass installment of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries is Katie Stone (AKA kittenwaffles ). She regales us with tales of ghouls and glitches that will frighten the living piss outta ya!

Famous musicians Nick Avery and Mike Norton join us to discuss the paranormal in the first installation of our "Spooky Stories" miniseries!  

Part 2 of the Ghoul Parents Halloween saga! For the first time ever, Justy Boy takes over as host an instantly regrets it. We talk demons and specters and wieners, etc. The usual stuff. Also, we finally hear from Justy Boy's dad! (Justy Man?) He schools us on how to catch a Bigfoot.

It's officially the spooOooOOOoOookiest time of the year and we're ready to deliver the chills! Justy Boy's sister, friend of the show, and all-around excellent gal Jaime joins us as we recollect our spookiest memories. We also chat about our favorite Halloween movies and the most haunted places in New Hampshire. Turn off the lights and get under your covers for safety!

In these troubled times, we all strive for a little certainty. Is it possible we find it in the stars? Turns out, nah...

Would you have paid real life human money to see We Bought a Zoo if Owen Wilson had starred in it? We would have. We would have hopped right into Owen's gorilla bin. You heard me right. Take a walk down the Fred Carpet as we unravel all the earth's greatest mysteries...

Talkin' bout good cop/sad cop, talkin' bout tough guys, talkin' bout MOOSE... Also, we answer some of your wonderful listener questions! [P.S. I'd like to formally apologize for our mouth sounds. We were too close to our mics and we are very very sorry, Thank you for your understanding.]

It's time for a new approach to spirituality and 2 Chainz is ready to deliver! With a very special guest, Chris Milton, whose music can be found at  elyphant.bandcamp.com and  greedisland.bandcamp.com

Mike Jones, 2 Chainz, Lil' Brain... All your favorite rappers are here to fuck the world  and  bust a nut. We also discuss Drive Angry 3D, going to the mall, and stage a fence match in heck featuring Brutal Ice, the fence match champion!

Did you know that quads are the horses of motorcycles? That's factual. Even more fun facts await within this brand new episode of somebody's favorite podcast!