Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

On this episode, expect James Van Der Beek, prank phone calls, Randy Newman, egg laying, egg stomping, mosh poetry, and No-Nut November. What a treat !

In this special investigative episode, you'll hear some horrifying eyewitness accounts of the elusive cryptid Bostonians call Whisker Man . Featuring interviewees Mulligan O'Sullivan and Jimmy Glynn.

Jeezum Crow, this episode is full of baloney, like listener questions and spoooooooky Pervert Proverbs! Thanks for listening, homies!

What's wrong with marrying a 300 year old pirate ghost? It's 2018, who cares? Live your best life. Bone down with a Bigfoot.

Pinky's back and this episode is just lousy with alternate titles, such as: An Adorable Dong II Memento 2: All The Things We Said That Corn Don't Pop! Gobblers Opposable Beard Of Squid Butane Brain Update When A Raptor Cries A Tidal Wave Of Titles Put It On My Lap Cockburn v. Riggleman When The Squatch Cries Shaloubricant    

On behalf of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts and the greater tri-state area, we hereby invite you to hang brain with T-Pain and Mulligan O'Sullivan down Gloucester at the historical go-kart courts. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

Surprise! We're back and fixin' to to discuss a deceivingly named dinosaur, a cryptic message on the back of a Jeep Wrangler, and some of the many mysteries surrounding the elusive Whisker Man.

A raw, uncut outtake from months ago in which we spit some righteous jazz into your ear holes!

You, Me, & Goatee  is back with a vengeance and a brand new segment called  Mad Lips  makes its remarkable debut. Beware! The Whisker Man cometh!

Uncle Taylor joins us to discuss stuffed animals' eyeballs, caterpillars, childhood crushes on fictional characters, sleep paralysis, and everything in between.

The cure for depression, according to Kid Rock, is simple: smoke weed, eat shrimp. End of the friggin discussion.

WARNING: This episode contains many  ghost . Listener discretion is advised.

Full disclosure: we were both pretty beat when we recorded this one, so please forgive the slightly lower ENERGY. But even at our worst, we're still better than Howard Stern! Tune in for the best Pervert Proverb of all time, more on the upcoming drama series  Bluffington , and witness the birth of several professional wrestlers.

Brace yourselves, we're fixin' to blow the lid off of one of the biggest worldwide conspiracies of our time. Then prepare yourself for the live-action reboot you never knew you wanted: Bluffington .   Check out Elyphant's new album! elyphant.bandcamp.com & spoti.fi/2Jx6C7Q

Secret societies? Sea monsters? Clint Howards? Yeah, we got those. There's something for everyone in this one.

If the essence of goth could be concentrated into a liquid, would you vape it? We ask the tough questions.  WARNING: This episode contains copious shouting about sports. Listener discretion is advised.

The beard does not make the man and Metallica does not make good music. Stephen A. Smith also stops by to discuss all the different kinds of sports.

Lenny Kravitz has a pee pee that is just plain old intimidating. I mean, a force to be reckoned with. G'head, check the evidence. We also got some wacky music genres that'll keep you guessin'! 

A special guest named Timothy joins us in a deep and thoughtful recollection of workplace antics from a bygone era.

Introducing... Shark Marvelous & Eugene Jackit! A hip-hop pairing for the ages. Also, be careful out there. There are lizards about. We're talkin' reptoids runnin' wild. PSA: Do NOT allow your children to watch Rango .

This one goes Groff the rails a bit, so be prepared. Owen Wilson drops in to review some gnarly goatees, oh wow ! Later, we discuss going mermaid fishing with Joe Rogan on his mystery ship while tripping so hard on DMT. We emerge with a new lease on life.

Lots of follow-ups in this one, but we've got something for everybody ! I'm talkin' Aaron Lewis, I'm talkin' goatees, I'm talkin' Deep Blue Sea, I'm talkin' anacondas... Oh, and motherfuck Jon Lovitz straight to hell.

"If the eyes are the windows to the soul, the ears are buttholes to the mind."    -Ronald Reagan, on podcasts. Prepare for the brain-whoopin' of a lifetime as our special guest Pinky delivers the Goof Juice™! 

Crack Kills!  You asked for it...We pitch "Big Momma IV: Crack Mansion" from beginning to end. It's pure Oscar bait, obviously. 

We explore some very obscure sub-genres of music. Also, the sun is trying to kill the Earth, but we're definitely not prepared for the apocalypse. Oh, and Big Momma makes an appearance of course.