Conservatish

My filthy friend/fellow fine composer is back! We talk about the bar being lowered for female rappers, Phish, wiping your dick on the drapes, envelope-pushing AND accessibility, singing R. Kelly and MJ, abusing love-dolls, and Ringo's hairy ass!

*CAUTION-ADULT* Jane is an old friend/good girl/fan of the podcast. We talk about when she cheated on her boyfriend with me, sex with girls, the Gillette commercial, ass-play, intersectional dating profiles, polyamory, and she gives me her panties!

AG is a veterinary assistant and a big fan of the East Bay.  We fight about the Trustafarians, gangs, SJWs, mason jars, and just general boringness of the East Bay. Then the last half-hour we discuss euthanasia, no kill shelters, breeders, and pitbulls. You're gonna love it!

I sit in my car, smoking and sipping Powerade Zero. I talk about Alex Jones, figuring out how to leave a girl's place, overrated John Lennon, free speech, violent porn, abortion, and if Trump is the lesser of two evils.

I sit in my car, smoking and sipping Powerade Zero. I talk about Alex Jones, figuring out how to leave a girl's place, overrated John Lennon, free speech, violent porn, abortion, and if Trump is the lesser of two evils.

Cameron is an old friend and a guitarist, singer, bassist, drummer, videographer, blah blah blah! We talk about dumb Maynard James Keenan, bad band behavior, the current music market, Billy Corgan, writing/performing/booking, and the Lazzari Experiment!

I just got back from NY. I talk about the trip, Jussie Smollett, being on YKWD and the Beige Phillip Show, death, voting for Trump in 2020, being in the present, and a dirty lil flight attendant. Rate, review, and share the podcast- you filthy piglet.

Gradient is a mixed-race rapper and a teacher-in-training. We talk about Tech N9ne, villainizing people, Sammy Warm Hands, being halfsies, Busta Rhymes, the left, music mistakes, and how to instill in students an allowance for conversation.

Zee Ziz is an Arabic Comic and the owner of Moonlight Cafe in SF. We talk about off-limit jokes, gentrification, lesbians, bureaucracy, the C Word, SF homeless, getting paid what you're worth, the '89 earthquake, poop-etiquette, and free white girls!

A Polack and a Mexican walk into a podcast... Kurwa. Jon is a Polish immigrant and Marco is a Mexican with an NRA sweatshirt on. We talk about getting deported, 2 girls 1 cup, guns, sexual preferences, police run-ins, and which races annoy us!

I do what I fucking want haha. I talk about how blacks fare-evade more often, Liam Neeson, origins/criticism of Conservatish, Trump's SOTU, crazy DOESN'T equal better sex, US-born Mexicans don't tip, AOC, and I teach Ezra Klein how to fuck his wife.

Jefferson Bergey is ALSO a loudmouth, hilarious songwriter who doesn't fit in! We talk about fisting, writing, crazy liberal nonsense, gay Luigi, performing, giving head to the homeless, Zappa, and a certain SF female pianist that we both dislike.

This one's dark.. and not just cuz I recorded it at 1am in the rain. I talk about NY killing kids as long as the kid's in a pussy, hate crimes, staying hard, your life being great even though Trump is President, Charlottesville, BTK, and KILLING KIDS!

Carl is a friend from England. He's a bit Wallace and a bit Gromit. We talk about being a punk in the 70's, Lancashire, "Schoolgirl Bitch", hitting his bottom, America, the Mad-Cow Disease outbreak, the Harlem Globetrotters, Royalty, and Crocs.

*CAUTION* This one's REAL offensive. Jake from Episode 2 is back! We talk about faggots, Irish ass-hair, Socialism, Gillette, finding "the one", why Tim Heidecker sucks now, and I vape for the 1st time- live on the podcast.

ANIIML is a friend, an LA-based singer/songwriter/producer, and a rabbit-yawner. We talk about nipples in the dark, failure, Canada, animal-activism, and asking for what you're worth. Then we call our Jews!

Bert is a friend of mine, and a Mexican who's into Naruto. No se por que. We talk about illegal immigration, sex parties, Aziz Ansari, social construct vs. nature, BDSM, black kids killing black kids, and VHS hentai.

*CAUTION-ADULT* She's back. We talk about her being a pain-slut, smoking, nipple biting, Indian mens' B.O., cumming, good mean men, MILFs, Eminem-Dykes, and how girls intentionally test men.

Mark is back, this time in velour! We talk about Fauxcahontas, pussy hair, acid attacks, F.U.P.A., Muslims, good things Trump's done, and why mulatto dudes ain't no fun.

Probably one of the more foul string of rants I've ranted. I talk about treacherous Judd Apatow, bitches, joy, context, and how black lives matter doesn't think 'reality' does.

Robi is a Jewish Princess, emphasis on the Princess. We love each other. We talk about sex, Israel, pee breaks, identity, the Holocaust, and which race tips worst!

Liz is a half-Eskimo friend/fan of the podcast. 8 days before this recording, she woke up in the hospital with a brain hemorrhage. She doesn't remember what happened. We talk about surgery, the TL, getting sober again, PDX, and how amazing I am.

Morgan is a trans-woman and a comic/storyteller. We talk about 10 inch cocks, donuts, accountants, knives, abductions, falling 24 feet, leaving a box, pelvis, and prosthesis.

Alex B. is a Libertarian who works in the Healthcare Industry. We talk about Obamacare, the beta males of Parks and Rec, abortion, college then vs. college now, the morals of politics, and dangly balls.

Today's guest... bit of a creep... We talk about social media, up's and down's of performing, the color RED, failure, NOW, success, New York, and eating people.