Conservatish

Mike the Southerner is BACK! This episode gets and stays weird. We talk shitty female comics, failed suicide, trans girls, real lesbians, golf, guns, dead raccoons, and the comedy store.

Yelir is a beat-producer and DJ from the Outbound (outBOUND!). We talk about Task1ne, Asian drivers, hyperbole, shitty-ass Snoop Dogg, the Proud Boys, show etiquette, and Jerry Springfield.

Alanna and I went to an "emotional growth boarding school" 15 years ago. We talk CEDU, the times I was a peeping tom, lime disease, not bein a feminist, the right way to choke, FGM/Circumcision, eating ass, hypno-birth! https://www.bloodstainedmen.com

UnLearn The World is a hilarious and talented rapper. We talk about race jokes, sensitive rappers, women who like dick pics, Fiona Apple, a white 6 vs. an Asian 9, why the Bay Area is depressed/anxious/passive aggressive, thirst, NY, and eating ass!

Jerry's back!!! Remember Jerry? You know, from episode 12? He was associated with the Bay Area Proud Boys last time we talked... turns out he's not anymore. We talk about being doxxed, strawberry candy, getting his facebook profile deleted, spicy mango candy, the racism of democrats, licorice candy, and fat broads with purple hair.

This episode starts with my song "the Floor is Wet". Julie & Aaron are my cute married friends. She is a dental hygienist and he is in IT. Taylor is their friend... he really knows his way around a bathroom. We talk about my drag personae 'Midnight Febreeze', Dicks Last Resort, dentistry, Western Career College, Blossom Hill in San Jose, Churchy sex-shame, long distance relationships, farting over...

Zebrana is a well-known musician and a mud-pie girl. She came all the way from Washington to record this with me. We talk about being an exotic dancer, Marley & Me, divorce, her teenage Christian punk band, losing religion/gaining faith, GWAR, being a woman in the trades, Alice Cooper, deciding not to have kids, hurricane parties, touring, and living in the moment. Check out her blog: www.carryyou...

That's right, he's back. Booooo! This episode starts with a song from a 2015 performance in Oakland. Then Will and I talk about NY, defending Louis CK, the worst jokes ever, universal healthcare, corny-ass Chris Cornell, rape porn, alimony, how SJW's don't/can't get properly fucked, snowboarding, Labyrinth-sex, and Dark Tongue Duck.

This is a joint episode of Conservatish AND the Matthew Banks Podcast! Matthew Banks is a comedian from Mississippi who lives in NY. We talk about my foreskin, the worst kind of black person, laughing at body-positivity, alpha gays, the bar being lowered for female artists, race jokes (again), molestation, and a warm mouth!

Lily Akopova is a Russian immigrant, Trump supporter, and member of the #WalkAway Movement. We talk about defending "grab 'em by the p..", the lack of real men, immigrating to the US, Maga hats, a "guy" kicking a pregnant woman because she is pro-life, and a group- all races, genders, and orientations- who are 'Walking Away' from the Democratic party.

Ken Wyrsch was a soldier in the 82nd Airborne Infantry and, with the help of SPCAI, helped save Ollie the dog from Iraq. We talk about joining the Military in October 2001, context!, how mocking/teasing can show equality/love, jumping out of planes and shooting stuff, women in combat, racial equality, and muhammad vs. muhammad's brother or sumthin'. Make sure to join Conservatish's Discord Server...

Austin's a good dude.... a NERD.... but a good dude. We talk about the beginnings of video games (text adventures abound), not picking sides, Chinese culture, being 40, the animals in our bellies, dumb-dumbs with memes, and we get deep into Proud Boys v. Antifa. AND GOOD NEWS: there is now a Conservatish Discord Server.. a place for all Conservatish fans.. interview former guests, debate with fell...

Mike's a Southern boy who softened a bit after movin' West....... a bit. We talk about the words "faggot" and "nigger", loving all people, dark chocolate, the Rebel Flag, ass-eating, family, and a Legal Mexican Immigrant who voted for Trump.

Joe Watkins is my black frie-I MEAN good friend. He is a Veteran, a fan of comic-books, and the Founder of Stank Sauce!! We talk about preferring "black" to "African-American", playing the dozens in old school hip-hop, white guilt, coming home from the service, flag-burners, and the finest of gourmet, specialty sauces.

CAUTION- This episode is very explicit and for adults only. This good lil girl stayed anonymous. We talk about her love of dick-sucking, various shades of monogamy, lies in the modern gender discussion, molestation, bisexuality, and motherhood.

Mark is an avid lover of hip hop and Trump... But he's not a Republican, don't worry. We talk about A Tribe Called Quest, cat-calling, MAGA, making fun of your own side, not having a side, and Kavanaugh v. Ford.

Dani is my valley-girl-sounding, tech-recruiting, Trump-supporting friend. We talk about why females must all think alike, Batman and Robin, race/gender quotas vs. genuine diversity, David Lynch, job preferences by gender, Lena Dunham, and abortion.

Kimberly is a former Derby-Girl and Comic. We chat about poly, doing stand-up, identity, moshing, derby, and my shirt!

Robby is my friend. He has worked in restaurants forever, and has been gay even longer! We talk about humorless lesbians, tiny peepees, poppers, Portland, porn stores, and living in New York during 9/11.

Michael Jay is totally this dude's name. We talk about not being on social media, "Dookie", Patrice O'neal, Asians girlfriends, George Carlin, skateboarding, and sexy-ass Jason Alexander.

"Jerry" is a member of the Bay Area Proud Boys. To some, the Bay Area Proud Boys are considered "white supremacists" and "a group that marches alongside the KKK and Neo-Nazis..." "Jerry" is Mexican. We talk about growing up Liberal, not having to fit into racial/mental boxes, manhood, womanhood, the Bay Area bubble, and you know who.

Ali Copani is a former Floridian friend and barber at Cut To Contrast Barbershop in SF. We talk about not voting for Hillary, BD&DSM, asking to get hit, jeep wranglers, and, uh, muslims.

Bruce is my friend. He is 89 years old. We talk about his journey from Episcopal priest to atheist, a certain fellowship he's a part of, the ability to end one's life with dignity, genuine human connection, and the Olive Garden. He also makes the strange claim that I agreed to give him a ride back to his home after recording the episode.

Trinity is an old friend of mine who works with many animals and a chicken. We talk about being annoyed with #MeToo, Hayward, anti-breeding, GoT, rubbery cheese, and os penis!

Mean Dave is a grumpy Bay Area comedian. He talks about the Melvins, comedy, and Tarantino... then we drown in N-Words.