Conservatish

Dave Walsh is a Certified Hypnotherapist and Percussionist. We talk about seeing/hearing/feeling spirits, ULUV, violent imagery, cajón, gentrification/death of music venues, ego, dental dams, faux hippies/polyamory, and the blue gel inside of diapers!

My next guest needs no introduction, but DOES need his shots. We talk about how shitty John Lennon is, shoplifting, defending Milo Yiannopoulos, Frank Zappa, white-guilt in police reporting, Burning Man, and June 7th! Slap that baby, make him free!

Lil MC is a rapper from the Coast. We recorded this early in the morning.. like 10 am. We talk about tail plugs, bias, streaking, Old Princeton Landing, freestyling, dominance/weak dudes, setting her room on fire, and how amazing I am.

Skinny & Denero are Bay Area Rap veterans. We talk about VHS porn, rap-battle history, catfish/tinder etiquette, over-done hip hop topics, white liberal saviors, Alex Love & Tourettes W/O Regrets, fake-ass Kendrick, flirt-cheating, and the unholy gash!

The "good girl", round 3! We talk about getting almost forced to abort an unplanned pregnancy at 15, threesomes/swinging, free speech, being paraded around Folsom Street Fair on a leash, the death penalty, impact play, male allies, and the EVIL STICK!

The Prudent Patriot is a controversial right-wing commentator from Sacramento. We talk about his videos (he is NOT afraid of public confrontation), getting labeled a racist/assaulted, real men, immigration, homosexuality, trans-kids, and abortion.

POMI the 18-yr-old rapper from Pacifica is BACK! We talk about how delicious panties are, marketing, my disagreeable fans, fellatio, Beck, intimacy, MAGA-girls, suicide, dominance/submission, validation, and toothless porn!

Isaac is a musician. We talk about free speech, crappy art, haters, wrestling, vivid dreams, drinking, him working in oil fields, and me punching girls in my sleep! SONGS: "Scourge of a Despot" by Invalids, "As It Goes" by Isaac's band The Fearless Art

*CAUTION*this episode is very heavy* Kat is Zebrana's Mom (Zebrana is on ep. 26). We talk about growing up half-black among abusive racists, freedom of speech for the KKK, love, molestation, all lives matter, mental health, and Cupcake Gumbo.

Ric Mightybone Feliciano is a prolific musician, writer, and arranger... plus he's my Dad. We talk about Latin Rhythm Boy's NEW album: "Celebrando", arts-funding, annoying musicians, arroz con gandules, and him working with greats like Billy Joel/me.

Kev is the World's Most Interesting DJ™️. On today's "Chocolate Muhfuggahs in Cars Complaining" we talk about his legendary life/career, race, "Hip Hop", studying at Stanford, ROTC, Patrice O'Neal, NY, relativity/math/philosophy, and trolling on IMDB!

*CAUTION*VERY ADULT* We are visited by nipple-pokeys and we talk about cumming so hard that you diarrhea, fighting with armor on, bestiality porn, echo-chambers, how punk sucks, manhood, fake-lesbians, and he tries to convince me not to move to NY.

Jefferson Bergey is a hilarious singer/songwriter/my Jew. The 1st part is me uncomfortable cuz he reviews my upcoming album. Then we talk about a certain local female pianist we hate, Pogo, Prego, Lizzie Karr, Tom Waits, and the good girls of NXIVM!

Kyle is a talented session-drummer who is also the drummer on my upcoming album! We talk about that time I shaved off my eyebrows, rejection, Mercy & the Heartbeats, maturity, egotistical Daryl Hall, negativity, social media, self-love, and Poopouri!

I talk about the N-Word, kvetching, Kendrick Lamar's phoniness, my new album, free speech, letting go of relationships, God, working for what you actually want, and poor BBQ Becky.

Pete Munoz is a stand-up comic/the King of San Jose. We talk about following Nick Swardson, Michael Jackson's diddling, his 12 yrs in comedy (touring, shows, drama), Metallica, strippers, Portland, anal sex, and his friend (former guest) Jarod Flores.

Stephani is a friend and singer/song-writer/band-leader of Cumbia band "La Mera Candelaria"! We talk about her old band taking her name, San Juan Bautista, cheap dates, funk, tipping, moving to LA, teaching, the GoFundMe for her new album, and tajin!

Active duty military are not supposed to have a voice. We talk about being deployed 7 times, immigration, NOLA, being culturist, Big White Liberal Daddy, manhood, the underbelly of adoption, facing an abortion, guns, and we objectify/love women!

Jarod, the Mexican musician and MAGA supporter is back! We talk about self-flagellating-white-men, writing music, Scientology/Rosicrucians, old black ladies, Universal Healthcare, and delicious Ann Coulter!

Julie is a friend and artist originally from LA. We talk about playing basketball against Compton, "making it", musicals, the break she took from art, busking in Costa Rica, her movie, my album, nerf, artistic doubt, and her problem with Tim Burton.

Ali is back- on her last day working at Cut to Contrast Barbershop. We talk about moving on/losing what you know/finding new life, white peoples' issues w/ race jokes, boys not taking a "no", free speech, gun ownership, "believe all women", and rebellion!

POMI is an 18 year old rapper from Pacifica. We talk about getting head in It's A Small World, collaborating, this small/weird town, writing lyrics, being Bi-Sexual, inspiration, failure, rough sex, letting go of relationships, sobriety, and anal-bleach!

Jake and I record at a Santa Clara Denny's parking lot. Such a fuckin' fun episode! We talk about nigger jokes, Lisa Loeb, Hitler, the Federation, natural Good/Evil, Sade, Slavery, Brad Pitt, the Crusades, and an Indian stereotype is displayed LIVE!

Eli is a Conservative Latino in the 11th grade at Andrew Hill HS. We talk about him being labeled a racist/being shut-down in class, abortion, female rappers blocking me, East SJ, Liberal-racism, and not yet being able to care about New Zealand tragedy.

I quit smoking 6 days ago. In this episode, I get....a lil emotional. I talk about pissing off female rappers, Twitter's bias against moderates/conservatives, tranny porn, female fragility in feminism, binge-eating, and JLaw's butthole.