Sana Memon and Amna Saleemi
Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen
Your favorite duo has officially entered the chat! Sana & Amna are basically just here to gossip like we're in the girls' bathroom at 2 AM. Nothing is off the table, we're confessing it ALL...so it's time to spill! Stay tuned, stay pressed, and a little delulu. XOXO, Your hosts "If it's ever that serious, it's never that serious" - Sana, 2025 "Who let us do this???" - Amna, 2025
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Sana Memon and Amna Saleemi
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Jul 7, 2026
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Episodes
EP 73: Pregnancy Boundaries, LI Villains, MIL Showers 07.07.2026 1:10:33
This week we're staying in, getting cozy in bed 🛏️☁️, and catching up on all the things. 💕 First up: pregnancy 🤰✨ Who actually belongs in the delivery room? 👀 Why do pregnancies get counted in weeks instead of months? 📅 And... how much fun is too much fun when you're pregnant? Then it's time for our weekly Love Island 🌴❤️ debrief (because obviously). No Sincere Grace propagan...
EP 72: Sincere’s Jazz Hands, Placenta Pills & Go Sports?? 24.06.2026 1:11:28
Would you rather best bod in the world but no hair or full hair and not great bod? (This is our toxic ass brain). We discuss changing your last name (guess which one of us did) and why so many Desi daughters spend their lives carrying the names of men who may or may not know their actual birthdays. If our dads can freestyle their personal information for decades, why are we the ones filling out...
EP 71: Temu Ciara & Tefi Debate Push Presents & Pop Culture 15.06.2026 1:02:50
Don't be alarmed, we are not recording from an interrogation room... it's just our studio setup. 🎙️😅 Does it look a little like an asylum? Maybe. Should we be in one? Always. Did we sacrifice our beautiful studio space for the baby? 👶💕 Of course. We'd give her the world. 🌎✨ Now, onto the important stuff: send us alllll your push present opinions! 💎🎁 How much is too much? Is t...
EP 70: We’re BACK and BIGGER than ever 03.06.2026 1:04:09
Oh my god Drama Queens we MISSED YOU GUYSSS! We have been nesting and resting for OUR baby ( & the baby in Sana’s belly)❤️ We THOUGHT we'd have a poppin pop culture segment and then went into an emotional deep dive/ emotional support group about pregnancy, hormones, the age old question: "Okay but WHEN are you having kids?" , how many is too many, is it even choice? (It is.) Thi...
EP 69: Beliebe It Baby 21.04.2026 51:24
Coachella recap ✨🎡🌴 Weekend 2?? ELITE 🔥 We were ALL Billie Eilish and honestly…the FOMO was borderline disrespectful 😩 Like how are we supposed to function after witnessing peak music from our couches?? Also Rhode..call us. Immediately. We had to ask the real question: is Coachella basically a festival Met Gala now?? 👀 Because what even is the dress code anymore—are we doing the most or n...
EP 68: 2 NEW MOMS?! 07.04.2026 1:26:50
This is our BIGGEST episode yet… because the secret is finally OUT 🤭🍼✨ BABY, the cat’s out the bag — we’re having a BABY!!! 👶🏽🎉 In this episode, we’re spilling EVERYTHING 😭💬 — how we found out 👀, what those first moments felt like 🥹❤️, and just how hard it’s been to keep this from you guys ! Our mutha Sana is officially a MUTHA — mamacita… MOMMY!!! 🤰🏽And Amna? Promoted to cool aunt imm...
EP 67: Our First Vlog- Eid Mela Edition 24.03.2026 49:14
This week, we’re switching things up — no studio, no mics… just vibes 🎥✨ our first-ever vlog !! Come spend the weekend with us as we get ready (GRWM style) and spill everything — from Eid chaos to concerts, and what it was really like working our first Eid Mela 👀 We’re out in the crowd asking questions, interviewing people, soaking in the energy… then wrapping it all up at a qawali night 🎶 and...
EP 66: Eid Mela Madness & Michael B. in a Black kurta 17.03.2026 59:53
This week, we’re diving headfirst into all things Eid chaos – from hunting down the perfect Eid outfits 👗✨ (designer or street-mela style 🛍️), to the absolute wildest things we’ve witnessed at Eid melas 🤯. We ask the tough questions: at what age do you actually stop getting Eidis? Of course, we can’t resist a little pop culture 🎬 – weighing in on the Oscars 🏆, debating Michael B. Jordan v...
EP 65: Ramadan Blues, Bollywood Villians & Men Love “Sports” 10.03.2026 1:17:54
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen , we start with the obvious: the world is…not great 🌍🔥. Between political chaos, economic dread, and the general vibe of “are we living in the bad timeline?”, we’re asking why astrologers — the people who are supposedly reading the stars — didn’t warn us properly. Where were the charts for the villains?? 🔮 Is astrology actually a tool for understan...
EP 64: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY DRAMA QUEENS💋✨ 26.02.2026 1:07:44
HOW HAS IT ALREADY BEEN A YEAR?! 🤯🥹✨ This episode is a love letter to YOU GUYS 💌 and if there’s one thing we know how to do — it’s debrief so yes, we are DEBRIEFING what a year it’s been! We’re celebrating 12 months of growth , how we got here, where we’re headed next 🚀, and how proud we are to say this is CONFESSIONS OF A DESI DRAMA QUEEN 💅🏽👑✨ To our listeners — the DMs 💬, the comment...
EP 63: Eid Shopping Olympics, Wuthering Heights & Low Maintenance V-days 19.02.2026 1:10:44
This week we survived (and somehow thrived in) the absolute madness of the PKDL Eid pop-up - aka the Olympics of Desi shopping. If you've never seen aunties politely-but-not-so-politely elbowing for chiffon, you haven't lived. It was chaotic. It was overstimulating. It was slightly aggressive. And honestly? We lowkey loved every second. We are our mother's daughters, after all. Then...
EP 62: Growing Up, Grammy’s & The FYP From Hell 10.02.2026 1:09:04
It’s Aquarius seasonnnnnn and basically a national holiday (Amna’s birthday) — we’re here to break you out of the winter blues. Turning 32 has us feeling grown-grown ✨ so we’re talking authority — what it actually means 👀, who has it, and why being proud of yourself is low-key revolutionary. We circle back with a very necessary update on our super juicy confessions 🍵🔥, including a Drama Queen...
EP 61: Posh MIL’s, Reality TV Therapy & Glam for the Gods 02.02.2026 1:03:08
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen 🎙️💅✨ we truly tried to avoid talking about the weather… but babe, it’s a HARD ask 🌧️😩. Starting with MILS, Victoria Beckham (aka the original blueprint of chic 🖤👠), then diving into a Desi MIL outdoing the bride—and somehow making it work?! We also need a moment for Olandria’s glam team because that squad is giving elite ART 💄✨🤌🏽. Plus… ar...
EP 60:New year, juicier drama: cheating scandals, Golden Globes, OnlyFans in the wild 20.01.2026 1:15:12
We’re officially back in studio for the first time in 2026 and back on our bull shiiiii! 😈 This week we unpack the very specific tisms we have with numbers (because math has vibes), why cheaters will truly never be out of stock thanks to your confessions & influencer cheaters PDA 👀📸, AND men who casually bring home a second wife 💍💍 (shoutout Imran Hashmi for the cultural jump scare 😭)....
EP 59: SHE'S BACK 2026! 09.01.2026 47:33
We’re baAAaaAcck! Finally home (to you guys)and mentally gearing up to take on 20206 (yes, already exhausted) 🥲 Amna has FINALLY moved, the holiday trenches are behind us-ishand we’re doing our best to re-enter society 🙂↔️ Zara Larsson is single-handedly keeping summer “alive” in the dead of winter, and we thank her for her service 🫡 In our ‘Not Your Mama’s Drama 🎤 ’segment we unpack suburban...
EP 57: 50 cent vs The Diddler, Furries & Flagrant Takes 09.12.2025 1:02:27
This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we dive straight into the madness — with 50 acting like the modern-day Batman, lurking in the shadows and serving petty justice one documentary at a time. We break down the jurors, Hollywood’s demonic energy, and everything that had us side-eyeing our screens. Winter depression? Alive and well thanks for asking. Of course… we couldn’t dodge it… Th...
EP 56: Masala Charga Chicken to Buttermilk Brined Turkey Pipeline 25.11.2025 1:08:54
We’re diving into Desi Thanksgiving: who are the “founding fathers” in every brown household who decided chicken charga or turkey was the move? We unpack how our own Thanksgiving traditions started, how they’ve evolved as we’ve gotten older (and our family dynamics got messier), and what the holiday really looks like in our homes. Then we pivot to Wicked 2 because… are we Ariana and Cynthia coded?...
EP 55: Friendship in your 30s, Fair & Lovely, and Face Masks for Toddlers? 17.11.2025 1:09:41
In this week’s episode of Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen , we’re diving into the kind of girlhood chaos that keeps our group chats alive. We get real about the importance of female friendships and why your girls are the secret sauce to surviving adulthood. Amna exposes how Sana is actually a daredevil in disguise (yes, we have receipts), we break down our latest social media icks , and of cours...
EP 54: The Monday-est Monday Ever 03.11.2025 45:41
It’s the Monday-est Monday ever, and your favorite drama queens are coming to you straight from the couch 🛋️ You know what that means? THEO IS BACK! After weeks of chaos (and a double episode!), we’re slowing down, getting cozy, and catching up on life! We talk juggling work, hobbies we swear we’ll start, and the awkward art of what to call your in-laws — plus the difference between Daddy and Ded...
EP 53: The Louvre Heist (Halloween Surprise!)🎃 31.10.2025 53:41
We’re back with a surprise Halloween drop — dressed for the Louvre Heist, because honestly, the only crime worth committing is a non-violent, high-fashion one. The costumes gave us a pep in our step and set the tone for one of our most chaotic (and hilarious) episodes yet! We dive into the latest drama shaking up the Desi corner of the internet, crown Lily Allen as the undisputed queen of breakup...
EP 52: Married in Manhattan 28.10.2025 43:20
🗽This week, we’re in New York City— fully cosplaying life as a true married couple with our 23-year-old “daughter” who’s in fashion school (don’t ask, just go with it). In reality, we’re sharing a room with her three roommates and an air mattress, surviving on bagels, bodega coffee, and pure delusion. We stay up all night and do a Gilmore Girls–style food tour like it’s our livlihood!🍕 🍁🍂Fall...
EP 51: Scary Tales of: Jinns, Bollywood’s Flop Era, & Boy Bdays 07.10.2025 57:35
It’s spooky season, which means every brown girl’s #1 admirer is—wait for it—a jinn. Because if you didn’t grow up being warned that one’s going to fall in love with you non-consensually , what was your childhood even? 👀 We spiral from supernatural situationships to Sana’s post- Saiyaara emotional damage, reminiscing on the golden era when Bollywood made us kick our feet, sob dramatically, and p...
EP 50: Daydreams & Doors Off Hinges (like our parents) 30.09.2025 1:06:10
This week we confess how maladaptive daydreaming basically turned us into unpaid directors of imaginary music videos, rom-coms, and Oscar-worthy scenarios in our heads and we’re just waiting or someone to produce this with us (obviously we have our award speeches ready) 🎬✨ Naturally, that spirals into music → trauma → laughing at our own trauma (our favorite hobby)-Which is perfect timing, becau...
EP 49: UNHINGED Aunty Comebacks, Periods in Pakistan, Bamboozled by AI 24.09.2025 1:38:24
Welcomeee BACK to another episode of Confessions! We are back in one of our happy places, the STUDIOOOOO! Come join us for some nonstop giggling and gargling as we talk about a mile a minute about everything this week. We are sharing your unhinged comments to the aunties and uncles that CAN'T SOTP WON'T STOP with the comments, welcoming all of us back to another fall season and all our f...
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