Sana Memon and Amna Saleemi

Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen

Comedy EN ↓ 73 episodes

Your favorite duo has officially entered the chat! Sana & Amna are basically just here to gossip like we're in the girls' bathroom at 2 AM. Nothing is off the table, we're confessing it ALL...so it's time to spill! Stay tuned, stay pressed, and a little delulu.  XOXO, Your hosts "If it's ever that serious, it's never that serious" - Sana, 2025 "Who let us do this???" - Amna, 2025

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Sana Memon and Amna Saleemi

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Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

EP 48: Confessions of Shopaholics, The Girlfriend, PDA with Desi In Laws? 16.09.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen , we’re taking you on our full-blown shopping spree journey (sadly, we couldn't go with all of you drama queens). 🛍️ Nothing cures a bad mood like hitting the mall with your bestie—especially when neither of us knows how to say no . Unlimited time, unlimited vibes, unlimited damage to the credit card. Then, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING and watch The Gi...

EP 47: Pop Is Our Culture, Corporate Confessions, Catfish Jail Time 10.09.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re back with the hottest takes and messiest confessions. From the chaos of Cardi B vs. “literally who is she??” - the trial chronicles we needed to survive the rest of this year because this is better than reality tv people. Then we get into the most jaw dropping documentary you’ll ever watch: The Unknown Number on Netflix we’re unpacking pure dra...

EP 46: Desi Girl Clothing Saga, Bollywood Love Scenes, House Reno Scaries 02.09.2025

Strap in Drama Queens, this week's episode is a rollercoaster ride of topics (and not the kid friendly kind - the twisty turny upside down stomach drop kind). This week we're here to remind you that NOTHING MATTERS AND THERE IS NO POINT (kidding, of course, kind of).  In all seriousness (or lack there of) we are here to break down some of the most painful bollywood intimacy scenes, updat...

EP 45: GI Jamila in Hawaii, 2000's Skinny & F*ck You Money 27.08.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, Sana tells us all about her wild Hawaiin adventure where she turned into a full-blown thrill seeker, to unpacking the toxic 2000s “skinny” mindset we grew up with. Is there such thing as too much extravagance? How much jail time is acceptable for Apple Watches at weddings? We share another controversial wedding confession and already know the drama q...

EP 44: Crashing Out As We Speak, Narcissists 101 & Desperate For Love (Yours) 19.08.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen , things get real. Like… breakdown-real. Between emotional spirals, big life changes, and hitting what feels like our 13th reason, we open up in ways we never have before. You’re catching Amna mid-spiral. The chaos starts when we accidentally record on the anniversary of Amna’s mom’s passing, and we unpack the messy layers of grief, vulnerability, and...

EP 43: Our Leo Drama Queen is 32, Susral Story Confessional, SMUT (in secret?!) 12.08.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen — we’re doubling everything: double the “Can I Be a Bitch?” (Hayyyyy Tefi) and double the chaotic ADHD tangents,  and YES… even a juicy listener confession. Sana turns 32 and lets us know it gets even better! We rant about the things we've learned leading into our early 30s, in laws and marriage roles, desi sibling rivalries, and really pull on t...

EP 42: Dulhan Dulhan, Turkish Mafia & Nani Said What?! 29.07.2025

We’re kicking things off with a wild confession about a grandma who went completely off script with her granddaughter, and it only gets crazier from there. We’re giving you a tiny but necessary Love Island update (Keke vs. Call Her Daddy interviews – we have thoughts). Sana shares her run-in with the Turkish mafia (yes, really), while Amna deep-dives into her latest true-crime obsession, Amy Is Mi...

EP 41: Fibroids, Facelifts & a New Home? 22.07.2025

This week’s episode comes with a soft launch of our new home studio (!!) — and a not-so-soft callout to our moms for completely skipping the fibroid chapter. After a short break (thanks to a fibroid that infiltrated Sana’s uterus that led to surgery), we’re back and recording from a surprise studio that we’re a little obsessed with... when it's not falling apart. We get real about women’s hea...

EP 40: Turbulence in Texas & Teenage Flashbacks 08.07.2025

This week, your favorite drama queens are back — panicking on planes, overeating in Punjabi fashion, having an identity crisis while ordering meat at the Desi market for the first time (why is it so intense?!) and somehow time-traveling to our teenage selves during a wild Dallas getaway. We laughed, boogied, had cousin chats in the back of a moving pick-up, we cried (mid-bite), and we definitely o...

EP 39: Confessions of a Love Island Addict & our Punjabi Family Reunion 01.07.2025

*In Love Island Narrator tone* GUYS. SPOIIIILER ALERT we are deep diving all the Love Island USA Season 7 CAST. This episode catches you up on our takes up to the start of #nicolandria. First, we talk about how Amna finally caught up to Love Island being the juicest psychological thriller she could've imagined and we've finally got our girl back on the Reality TV train! Expect hot takes...

EP 38: Mastermind Bahus & Auntie Behavior Rehab 16.06.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re diving into a wild tale about a daughter-in-law so manipulative, it’s giving full-blown drama villain!  We gasp and gossip our way through the madness, and dish on Desi aunties—their no-filter questions, shameless audacity, and the that we have to do better as the new aunties (but better, and with boundaries..Shocking). We also get into the pai...

EP 37: GOAT Eid, Gardening Hoes, Labubus with a sprinkle of Mary Kate & Ashley 10.06.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we spiral (shock) — from chaotic GOAT Eid plans and Labubu dolls we swear are ugly 🫣 to Sana’s sudden gardening obsession 🌱, PMS-fueled meltdowns 🍫, and Amna’s husband and brother running a haunted house experience in their own home 👻. Amna had a full-blown travel debacle with American Airlines — not 15 missed calls... but 15 missed FLIGHTS — and...

EP 36: Wedding Edition: Confessions of a Desi Bride 03.06.2025

You asked, we answered! This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re diving deep into all your wedding questions—from the real tea on how it all went down to the advice we wish someone gave us. Think of this as your big sister's guide to Desi weddings: full of heartfelt moments, hilarious stories, and unfiltered opinions. Whether you're planning your big day or just here for the...

EP 35: Us? DATING? NEVERRR (mom & dad close your ears) 26.05.2025

Last week we trauma dumped and babes, we’re just getting started💋 This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen, we’re finally diving into the one question y’all never stop asking and the topic that haunts every Desi girl’s group chat: DATING! Honestly? We’re just scratching the surface, because there are layerrrrrssss! From our chaotic personality changes between our 20s to 30s, our zodiac bedr...

EP 34: The Diddy Trial, Ace Family TEA, Mother's Day Ups and Downs in our 30s 20.05.2025

WELCOME BACK TO A POP CULTURE FILLED JUUUUUICY EPISODE!!! We talk about the Diddy trial - not Cassie 8 months pregnant testifying the horrors of her life with Diddy for a decade. We also deep dive the ACE family drama - Austin being the messy delulu cheater he is and Catherine's new book spills all the TEA. THE MEN ARE MESSSSYYYYY THIS WEEK! And we end with actually the best part of the conve...

EP 33: Met Gala Madness, Summer Screen Queens & Period Rage Rants 13.05.2025

This week on Confessions of a Desi Drama Queen , we’re officially thawing for the summerrrr and things are already heating up. We kick things off with this week’s confession and—shocker— yet another man has discovered audacity. Naturally, we had to talk about Shah Rukh Khan gracing the Met Gala (finally!) and start a full-blown petition to get Wisdom Kaye on that carpet next. If he didn’t get an i...

EP 32: Yapper Duo Meets MUA Duo (featuring SDKMakeup and Rimsha Khan) 06.05.2025

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THE ULTIMATE CROSSOVER IS HERE! Sana and Amna are joined by Chicago’s makeup moguls Rimsha and Sameen for a V chaotic, V glam, V juicy, and V necessary girlie episode 💅✨ Fresh off their sold out masterclass (we were SERVED, ok??), we got the tea, the trauma, and the techniques 😮‍💨 Sameen’s a baddie mom of 3 (?!), Rimsha is glowing + very pregnant (cue bump slay), and toget...

EP 31: Tales of Audacious Men vs Scheming Detectives (THE WOMEN, duh) 29.04.2025

If messy drama is a love language, consider this episode our poetry. We start with an insane confession about a Pakistani doctor paying his staff to SLEEP WITH HIM...until one of the girls got herpes and blew the whole operation wide open (yes, you read that right). We also talk about how women are basically born to be detectives, break down a wild cheating scandal involving a fake death plot (bc...

Ep 30: Men Should Never Be Idle, Katy Perry in Space, and the Scandinavian Scarf Scandal 22.04.2025

In Episode 30, Amna and Sana get into why girls trips are basically therapy - healing for the soul, wellness retreat vibes, feminine energy and cuteness all around, and trauma dumping. A MENTAL BACK CRACK, IF YOU WILL. Meanwhile, what are the men doing on their trips without the gift of women?! Do they have the vibes up the entire time? Also, we talk about the trend trying to fathom why men would...

EP 29: brown shame and punjabi noses w/ a side of white standards, pls 15.04.2025

You ever go through a phase where you didn't wanna be brown? Lowkey same for us and the sweetie pie from our confessional! This week we talk about feeling weird about our culture, ethnic features that make us spiral (punjabi noses and hips zindabad), and the aunties (or worse, uncles) that made sure to ALWAYS remind us. Plus, our 'Can I be a bitch?' segment this week is giving life...

EP 28: Confession Booth’s Open, White Lotus Thesis, & IG Love Novels 09.04.2025

We’re debriefing White Lotus Season 3 and... this show has us in a chokehold. The drama? The chaos? The AUDACITY? We get into all of it 🫠 We also read our first ever anonymous IG confession (iykyk it’s giving 2012 Facebook confession pages when you thought you were anonymous but everyone knew it was you 😭). Please keep them coming, the wilder the better. In our 'Can I Be a Bitch?' segm...

EP 27: Eid Mubarak! Let's debrief chand raat, eid & our first "scandal"? 03.04.2025

EID MUBARAK!!  Let’s debrief our Eids together, the last week of Ramadan masjid debacle , Sana’s kinda Chand Raat party (or was it an iftar? 🤔)-either way, it was a moment and a deep dive into the “scandal” we didn’t know was a scandal 👀 Here to clarify— we are NOT your local Islamic scholars, we are just two Desi girls with WiFi and vibes. Let’s laugh about it together. 🌙✨ #NotMuftisJustMessy

EP 26: Chand Raat, Eid Preps, Giving ARY News Special 25.03.2025

Get ready for chaos, because this episode is serving drama, news anchor realness, and peak Desi girl energy. Amna spills the tea on her insane connection to Millie Bobby Brown’s ex (spoiler: identity theft was involved??), while Sana and Amna channel their inner ARY news hosts to bring you the latest on Eid preps. We’re talking chand raat madness, the tragic rise of men at chai cafes, our ongoing...

EP 25: Surviving the Oscars, an Apocalypse, and Giraffe Goats 18.03.2025

This week we're breaking down our favorite Oscar's moments, diving into the ultimate “what if” scenario—how we’d survive an apocalypse (spoiler: everyones dead), Sana's vs. sharks, whose joining our ayahuasca midlife retreat and whose going to let us interview the red carpet? (oh & it's still ramadan) 

Ep 24: Ramadan Confessional 11.03.2025

RAMADAN MUBARAK Y'ALL!!! This week we dive into how our Ramadans have been so far, our favorite stories and memories from Ramadan in our parents houses to now as grown ass women. We also deep dive all the Ramadan tea and theories from period debacles to masjid anxieties. Join us during your post iftaar chai time to catch up on all the nostalgia of Ramadan! 

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