ArtSpear Entertainment

Commentary Fairy

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Joe Bauer and Rita Artmann of ArtSpear Entertainment, creators of Toon Sandwich and other, less-well-known comedies, watch and commentate over popular (and distinctly unpopular) movies - excavating plot holes, inventing wild theories, and squeezing every possible drop of irreverence and absurdity out of each scene and line of dialogue.

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🎙🧚‍♀️ #004 - Jurassic World 12.03.2021 2:07:05

The very first film we Toon Sandwiched. Only fitting that it should be the very fourth film we Commentary Fairy. It's a shoe-in to be the seventh film we Virtual Reality Sock Puppet in 2027. (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 02:36 )

🎙🧚‍♀️ #003 - Jurassic Park III 03.03.2021 1:34:08

Appropriately, this one was something of a disaster. Rita's laptop ran out of battery at 55:44 because even though it was plugged in, it wasn't switched on at the wall (Joe's fault) and then when we noticed and got it back up 7 minutes later, it had mischievously switched its input to the built-in mic instead of the earphone mic (the ghost in the machine's fault). So the audio is slightly more inc...

🎙🧚‍♀️ #002 - The Lost World JP 22.02.2021 2:10:31

If nothing else comes from this commentary series, and that's a certainty at this point, then at least we've proven beyond a reasonable doubt that Vince Vaughn's character is responsible for every single human life lost in this movie. RIP Eddie Carr. (if you want to sync it up to the film, we hit PLAY @ 01:53 )

🎙🧚‍♀️ #001 - Jurassic Park 13.02.2021 2:07:55

In an unwise attempt to provide more content, we've set up a Discord server (whatever that is) and have started recording unauthorised commentaries. That's right - hard as it may be to believe, no one involved in the production of Jurassic Park authorised this commentary. We are now audio criminals. You can listen to these crimes live on Discord as they are committed, but we'll also post the final...