Cold Hands Warm Hearts

Comedy EN ↓ 205 episodes

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss all sorts of nonsense in this freeform, conversational podcast.

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Cold Hands Warm Hearts

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Appalachian Pamperin' 28.06.2023 57:52

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, hotel mishaps, Rob Thomas' v-neck and sweat lodge stories.... Sit back relax and enjoy some pamperin'.... Appalachian style.

Welcome to Live, Laugh, Love Beach 21.06.2023 56:34

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, sunburns, family photos, the hit single "Money Can't Buy You Class" by Countess Luann de Lesseps.... And they try to video this hot rotten..... We'll see how it goes.

Best is the Dest. Better is the Journey. 14.06.2023 56:40

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, high altitude food poisoning, we've got breaking Chris Gaines news and there's a rogue vigilante putting tracking devices on peoples' pets!

Hot Goth Summer 07.06.2023 57:38

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's ragin' senior trip to Señor Frogs, the evolution of the Scripp's spelling bee, the cottonwood crisis and the undeniable odor of a wet pair of rope sandals..... Get your SPF 80 it's HOT GOTH SUMMER!!!

Clean It Up, Peasant... Fetch Me My Citrus Mocktail 31.05.2023 58:35

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the influx of new carwashes and the criminal implications thereof, the inevitable rise of the baby and doodle rebellion, hot tub happy hour and the underlying creepiness of the film "Never Been Kissed"

We've Gotten Better Badly 24.05.2023 58:10

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Senior Superlatives, greased up watermelons and Brandon's tour de force performance as Templeton the Rat in the stage production of Charlotte's Web.... Also it's Harry B's Birthday TODAY... So, let's celebrate that guy with a mediocre comedy podcast!

Hypothetical Hot Tub / Gophers With Brophers 17.05.2023 57:38

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, broken phones, miscellaneous foibles, Ashley's new hot tub and Brandon's gopher infestation.

If it Existo... I Nabisco 10.05.2023 57:38

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the coronation, the sad fate of the Snackwells company, post-prom hypnotists and favorite festival foods..... This ep's got pep...

Becky Garnished My Caesar with Jessica's Weave 03.05.2023 57:35

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Garth Brooks, Chris Gaines, music festival porta potties, Adventure Park Speakeasies AND stage a dramatic reading of the lyrics from the song "Summer Girls" by the incomparable LFO.... It's groundbreaking stuff, honestly.

2 Snakes on the Plains 26.04.2023 57:06

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, how many snakes is too many snakes, how tall a mountain has to be in order to be called a mountain, frittatas and they debate the healing/anti-aging effects of pork belly sliders..... Also they test out new catch phrases.... They're bad.... It's bad.

One Side, Lieutenant. Here comes Meemaw 19.04.2023 57:00

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, space camp, neighborhood street pranks and Ashley brags about her marital travel status...... It's a bit Astronaughty.

Thank You, Throngs of Purse People 12.04.2023 56:51

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Easter Egg Grievances, Ashley's abysmal ping pong skills and they discover a whole society of purse people in Ashley's bag..... Also- we've got some new pod pals... link below. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/banned-camp/id1676866857

Welcome Back To Her Holiness and the Danger Boi 05.04.2023 56:47

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Jeffrey Dahmer sunglasses, sideline mom grit, they pitch a new Marvel character named "Calm Gal and Ashley is running now..... It's going fine.

My Brain Is Clouded With Pollen and Politics... I Need a Mind Diaper 29.03.2023 57:29

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, collegiate diapers, field trip memories, discuss technique and the Butter Dawg makes an appearance in the algorithm.....

Floating in a Mississippi Mud River Without a Paddle 22.03.2023 56:32

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Brandon's Covid Spring Break, Ashley's road trip snack rankings, their mutual distaste of Hidden Valley Ranch and Okie Noodlin' with the Kardashians.... Come join us for a trip up the Mississippi Mud River that is this episode.

Hey, Guys.... Could You Get Off Our Podcast's Lawn? 15.03.2023 56:16

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, couple skate memories, skiing trauma personalized saunas and Mom's Spaghetti...  You Better Lose Yourself. 

Might Be Time For Some New Pants, Honey 08.03.2023 56:11

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Tom Brady's burgeoning stand-up comedy career, Ashley's nine-year-old daughter's even mrore burgeoning fight club, cheesecake, Oreos, The Snapple Lady AND CRINDY'S BIRTHDAAAAAYYYYYYY.... Celebrate good times, come on...

Sleepin' in Boots and Bathin' in Birdbaths 01.03.2023 57:30

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life,  Sleep Walkin', Flippin' Caskets, Lime Scootin' and Goose Honkin'.......  The cultural relevance of this podcast CANNOT be overstated.....

That's Too Much Botulism, Sir! 22.02.2023 57:54

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Family Double Dare, Monster Truck Rallies, Gen-Z sock trends and Jeremy Fragrance's new single.... Also, Ashley wants you to know that frozen pizzas have come a long way! AAAAAANYWAYYYYY....

The Ghost of Kimchi Past 15.02.2023 58:18

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life....  yes.... and.... kimchi..... yes.... and..... Super Bowl Commercials......yes...... and....... Improvisational comedy..... yes.... aaaaaaannnnnndddddd........

What's Up, My Cheuginators?! How We Cheugin? 08.02.2023 56:40

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, exotic spices from around the world, Crystal Pepsi and the most epic orchestral performance of "Tequila" that has ever been.....  Let's have fun....Don't be cheugy.....

Welcome to the Germ Party 01.02.2023 55:12

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, getting perms in the '80's, the hypocrisy of Marie Kondo and the Liver King and vision boards written in pudding....   Just normal things.

Fetch Me My Beef, Employee 25.01.2023 56:41

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon discuss life, pocket beef, Greek mythology, restaurant week AND restroom week.....  and Ashley goes back on her outlandish plant-based claims......  Happy Snow Day, pod babies!!!

Baby Talk Car Wash 18.01.2023 56:41

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, car wash baby talk, STYX, dancing bandana bandito dogs and they pitch a business plan for a co-working internet cafe for online catfish.....  Who's ready to invest?!?!?!?!?!

Tik Tok Krumpin' with Hayden Panettiere 11.01.2023 57:05

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Hootie and the Blowfish, Carl's Jr. entryway stink, genetically engineered meat and Hayden Panettiere's krumping prowess.....   You can be anything that you wanna be in 2023!!!