Cold Hands Warm Hearts

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas stuff, Cobblers, Doc Martins, Doc Martin cobblers.... And they are wildly unprepared... At least more than usual.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, they FINALLY get to "slang through the ages", Fat Albert decides to make an appearance and Brandon plots to cancel out Ashley's 2024 vision board with an ANTI vision board of his own.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas Carol diapers, Dog Seances, Ashley brags about getting TSA pre-check (Brandon doesn't have it) and Brandon reveals that Tom Hanks from Polar Express is his sleep paralysis demon....

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, a new aquatic outlet mall called an "Inlet Mall", Dingies, Bidets and bird murder.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's experience making a carrot cake on a public access cooking show, the Nicolas Cage classic, National Treasure, deviled eggs and we pitch a new business where Ashley cuts the "naughties" out of popular movies...... It's a bad idea, but that's kinda what we do here?.....

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, slang through the ages, middle school lunchroom traumas/treats and Brandon's recent run in with a gentleman who may or may not have wanted to push him to his death from atop a decommissioned power plant.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, giving out Vienna Sausages for Halloween, their off off OFF Broadway reimagining of Cat's, and the last bedlam game ever..... Also Jessica Alba.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, All things All Hallow's Eve, they propose a controversial rewrite to the end of a classic horror film and we introduce a new character named FRANNY!!!

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, knockoff tall tale characters, Brandon's secret cherry cobbler shame, competitive grilled cheese and a game of horseshoes.... A GAME OF HORSESHOOOOEEEESSSSS.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life.... Ashley monopolizes a good chunk of the episode talking about her Swiftie conversion, dog car wash anxiety, automobile troubles and mall stalkers.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's blindness, Brandon's recent Raynaud's incident, Ashley's inability to control her pets and Sugar Ray.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Britney Spears' knife dancing, homecoming dress up days, puberty and how some kids just aren't going to make it to the NFL and should probably give up.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, toilet paper sales, old people dating shows, Brandon "getting a touchdown", turkey leg prices and Ashley reignites "Operation Al Dente"....

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, aliens, essential oils, Will Smith and hibachi mishaps. WE'VE GOT ALIENS!!

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, goose attacks, kazoos, bathtub rats, stupid baby names and Ashley can't breathe through her face.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, driver education, Artificial Intelligence, fall flavors and Brandon has a bit of a meltdown. Real stuff happens sometimes on this stupid thing.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Ashley's obsession with denim underpants, Brandon's green apple scented mullet, Crindy's plan to cut that mullet while Brandon slept and the Mandela Effect.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, sloppy overalls, POGS, Ashely's WILD days back in college (spoiler alert.... They were NOT wild.... at all), back to school and we get an update on the whole Johnny Depp and Amber Heard fiasco.... Also the OJ trial.... It's a busy week.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, school supply gang fights, Ashley's middle school campaign for Student Council President and they try to figure out what Snapchat is.... Also they say "lats" when they mean "traps" when referencing Ashley taking photos in the Snapchat man filter.... It'll make sense once you listen... Maybe.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, back to school, broken toilets, JNCOs, Brandon's lack of plumbing prowess a new R&B duo called "Peaches and Heavy Syrup" and...... we get new Kirkland hats...... Big day, y'all!!!

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Seward's Folley, Floating Shopping Malls, Oklahoma's nostalgic yet mediocre frontier-based theme park scene and Ashley's aversion to mixed martial arts. It's Bustlin'!!!

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The Kevin Bacon classic "The River Wild", Ashley's grievances with tent camping, We meet a new character named "Cougar Carrie" and we learn that 2023 is the year of salsa for Jeff..... Come cut this chum with us!

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, raw hot dogs, soap carving, Smash Mouth/Nickleback mash ups And We Get PART 1 of Ashley's harrowing tent camping adventure..... IT'S A TWO PARTER!!!

Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, corn ribs, Fourth of July shenanigans, Hawaiian McDonald's coffee lap spills and they FINALLY discuss the fateful day that Brandon's life was saved by a fiery headed American treasure.

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, hawk attacks, surprise skunkings, Rogue neighborhood dogs and Brandon's new Kirkland slides... Also they got ring lights, so.... There's also that.