Cold Hands Warm Hearts

Comedy EN ↓ 205 episodes

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss all sorts of nonsense in this freeform, conversational podcast.

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Cold Hands Warm Hearts

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Lats, Traps and Calves 20.05.2026 59:54

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, summer corduroys, America's 250th, lats, traps and also calves.

The Peekaboo Skort and the Whoopsie Daisy Chinos 13.05.2026 1:01:10

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, space camp, high fashion sandlot baseball and thunder basketball.

CHWH CLASSIC: Wooing Crosstown Gals By Whacking Moles and Winning Prizes 06.05.2026 59:32

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, which body of water is best, scantrons and wooing amusement park gals with your whack a mole skills.

Would You Eat a Road Crow for $10,000? 29.04.2026 48:50

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, food poisoning, Nominative Determinism, American Baseball and we find out whether Ashley would eat roadkill for large sums of money...... (spoiler alert: she would)

CHWH CLASSIC: A.B.S. Always Be Skitchin' 22.04.2026 47:24

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, poutine, car trouble updates, skitchin, Ashley's four year docuseries journey (that she completed in a weekend), pouf purchases and broke boi summer.

It's Hard To Get Political In a Hello Kitty Headset 15.04.2026 58:19

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Juggalo weddings, reading books at heavy metal concerts and Ashley begins her Hume Health journey.... Sponsor us HUME!!!!

I Had a Bit of a Mishap with the Gravy Boat 08.04.2026 59:07

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the dangers of gravy, sewing, noodle reviews and microchipping your in-laws.

So, Anyway I'm Itchy 01.04.2026 59:26

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Hawaiian stuff, the slums of Southwest Airlines, histamine intolerance and shirtless oyster shooters.

CHWH CLASSIC: My Liturgical Slidewhistle 25.03.2026 58:13

Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life embarrassing interactions at Pho establishments, salmon and Ashley gets Liturgical.

CHWH CLASSIC: There's No Hiding From These Khakis 18.03.2026 57:26

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Flintstone Pushup Pops, Business schvitzes, regrettable high school outfits and bad national anthems.

There's Caviar and Credenzas at Crindy's Diamond Jubilee 11.03.2026 58:34

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the Schwann's man, Ashely tries to explain Love is Blind (Brandon doesn't get it) and Crindy's Diamond Jubilee Celebration.

I'm the Tyra Banks of Eating Beef 04.03.2026 58:10

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, protein goals, monkey racood doo doo coffee delicacies, musicals and empathy.....

It's Not Political Anymore It's Just Chaffing 25.02.2026 59:14

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, denim workouts, at home DEXA scans, Olympic hair dye jobs and Ethan Embry's generational turn on Can't Hardly Wait.

I'd Like to Prorate for my Billabongs 18.02.2026 58:33

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, monster trucks, Mount Rushmore Trader Joe's items, shooting the duck and run rules in youth sports.

Oh, Here Comes Pamcreas 11.02.2026 54:42

Siblings Ashely Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Super Bowl hot takes, The Muppet Show's triumphant return to the airwaves and Brandon doesn't like holding babies.

Señor Jelly Roll... Cómo Se Dice "SHHHHHHH"? 04.02.2026 52:18

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, paintball injuries, snow day couch rot, a potential Bad Bunny and Mary Steenburgen collab and a full Grammy recap.

CHWH CLASSIC: Sorry, Pubert... The Quesarito's Off the Menu. 28.01.2026 56:20

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Siberian air, earthquakes, Taco Bell's HUGE mistake of removing the quesarito from the menu and the puberty Ken doll.

Before We Get Back to Pugh... 21.01.2026 1:01:38

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Kim Cattrall' scatting, Brandon's irrational love of vigilante movies, impossible scenarios, and Florence Pugh.

Let's Hear It For The Poise 14.01.2026 59:53

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Timothee Chalamet's relationship status, Katherine Heigl's current venture, Wicked "for Good?...." and the Golden Globes recap you've all been waiting for.

Don't Farch My Schwaggins 07.01.2026 1:00:15

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, do a full on holiday catchup, furniture shopping while being stalked like and animal, parachuters vs. the Red Panda and NFL stadium fights.

CHWH CLASSIC: Go Take A Bath With Beans 31.12.2025 57:58

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, pitch a new sitcom called "It's All About Ashley", discuss Ashley's failed audition for a reality show and Ashley may or may not have encountered a harmonica playing cowboy ghost at the Arctic Edge Ice Skating arena.... It's a lot about Ashley.

CHWH CLASSIC: Dashing Through The Woods: Our Less Than Transcendent Christmas Extravagoonza 24.12.2025 55:27

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, Christmas stuff, Cobblers, Doc Martins, Doc Martin cobblers.... And they are wildly unprepared... At least more than usual.

Baby Donkeys are Cute But They're No Vince Guaraldi Trio 17.12.2025 55:49

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, baby donkeys, blended bird patties, and simmer pots.

Behold the Twisted Tale of Creedo Shamai 10.12.2025 59:22

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, the "good old days" when basketball shorts were short and you could smoke on airplanes, Triscuits, Crystal Pepsi and Brandon's childhood imaginary friend.

Deviled Eggs are the Timberlake of Holiday Starters.... Everything Else?.... Chasez 03.12.2025 57:05

Siblings Ashley Engle and Brandon Birdwell discuss life, The members of NSYNC if they were Thanksgiving sides, Brandon's adventures in the Big Apple, Ashley's attempt to boil potatoes on a hot plate and the most effective way to anger a Frenchman.