Cold Brew Got Me Like

BREAKING: It turns out that the guy who made it impossible for student loans to be forgiven had a weird, very personal grudge against students. The diabolical billionaire-big brother/big sister program for Supreme Court justices. ALSO: Libertarians derugulated a submarine to the point where it killed them. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song (album, really) of the week from Public Ene...

An update on Chris's campaign for Nashville City Council!! Jenny Lewis's song "Psychos" leads to a long discussion of the band "Crazytown," which leads to Carson Daly and Tara Reid, which leads to... ALSO: TED talks, the invention of youtube, and Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew. PLUS: The latest Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from Caroline Spence!!! Caroline Spence - "Mary Oliver": http...

Daniel Ek (pronounced Eek!), the man who owns music, thinks Neil Young is lazy. "Tricky" by Run DMC is about being very, very busy. Rich people are the worst tippers. ALSO: Old-money people are being priced out of New York and LA, and are making up stories about "freedom" and "liberals" to explain why they're leaving. They'll say anything to avoid admitting that they simply can't afford to live th...

Chris is running for Nashville City Council!!! Greg has some groundbreaking campaign ideas. Chris thinks maybe he should be a human bowling pin. ALSO: One of the best Can Do Cold Brew ads ever, conspiracy theory ASMR, and churches full of chocolate syrup. PLUS: Chris Crofton's huge campaign fundraiser June 15th at The 5 Spot!!! A song of the week from Langhorne Slim!!! Langhorne Slim - "Sundown":...

What it actually means when a rich person says that they "work their ass off." Ticketmaster has turned concert tickets into derivatives. Even your "Cadillac" insurance policy will attempt to deny you care. The insane figurehead on Jeff Bezos' nightmarish yacht. ALSO: The A.I. Dinosaur alarm: ROCK COMING! ROCK COMING! PLUS: Bob Dylan enrages his bandmates by talking in code, and a song of the week...

The 100th episode!!! Zarathustra knows what I'm talking about. Paperweights that say "Keep it up!" Greg files a special report from Taos, NM. Chris is running for Nashville Metro Council!!!! ALSO: Greg accidentally writes the campaign slogan: "Using the Answers." PLUS: A new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and song of the week "Big Shot" by Billy Joel. Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Billy Joel - "Big Shot...

Chris talks about being at Woodstock 99 again! Chris had a rough Y2K - even without a computer! ALSO: Chris plays a really old song called "Down With the Rich." PLUS: The latest Advice KIng, and a song of the week from Deer Tick!!! Deer Tick - "The Real Thing": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN9-hzH2IfU Chris speaking at the Titans stadum hearing: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrgbY7AgBd3/?utm_s...

Chris spoke at the final public hearing about Nashville's horrible deal for a new NFL stadium. Vice Mayor Jim Shulman yawned his way through the proceedings. Is this fascism? Or something else? ALSO: NFL stadiums are community centers for the wealthy. A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! PLUS: New Deer Tick! A song of the week by John Cale!! John Cale - "Gideon's Bible": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxhW...

According to Chris, people with babies have multiple emergency workers in their home every morning. Libertarianism is a dad joke. Blood, Sweat & Tears had a singer named Timebomb Jones. ALSO: Before joining U2, Bono tried to take over a box factory. PLUS: A new Advice King column about the TN legislature, and a song of the week from The National!!! The National - "Pink Rabbits": https://www.yo...

Chris talks about the band Bush for longer than should be permitted by law. Greg says the song "Glycerine" is about face wash. ALSO: Chris's Mule Day report!!! A secret recording of the deranged TN Republicans who expelled two Democratic legislators (link below). PLUS: Artificial Intelligence, and Depeche Mode's song of the week "Caroline's Monkey." #CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton TN Repu...

We talk about the out-of-control TN Republicans. TN Republican Caucus chair Jeremy Faison - a pest control company owner from Cosby, TN - goes on CNN to try to justify his party's anti-democratic behavior. ALSO: Buzz Doctor 2.0, and the latest Advice King column!!! PLUS: The new Can Do Cold Brew ad! Song(s) of the week from The Moonlighters - aka Butterscotch, aka Arnold, Martin & Morrow! Butt...

We talk about the Nashville school shooting. We talk about the mayhem in America operating as a proxy Reichstag fire. ALSO: Chris covers Mule Day for NPR! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! PLUS: A podcast recommendation, and a song of the week from Frightened Rabbit. Frightened Rabbit - "Be Less Rude": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-APseZtrys Podcast trailer "Kuper Island": https://www.youtube.com/wat...

Paris is burning, and Emmanuel Macron is wearing an $80,000 watch. Why stop at NDAs? Why not have FDAs (False Disclosure Agreements)?? ALSO: Listen closely to hear Greg groan when Chris mentions Trump's p*nis. PLUS: New Nashville is a venture capital mirage. The new Advice King! Can Do Cold Brew ad! And the glorious song of the week, Billy Joel's "Los Angelenos"!!!! Billy Joel - "Los Angelenos": h...

Chris and Greg discuss America's all-vape-store economy! Bryan Cates, a Can Do Cold Brew discount code and THE LIES OF LARRY SUMMERS. ALSO: A new cold brew ad, and songs of the week from Fugazi and Bryan Cates!!! (links below) Fugazi - "Walken's Syndrome": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6XzujtRRQ Bryan Cates - "Idols": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09MIpW2-XQ Chris Crofton Patreon: Patreon.c...

In honor of episode 91, Chris and Greg go back in time to the year 1991. Nirvana! Kevin Costner! Color Me Badd! They investigate the origin of the word "growler." The new Can Do Cold Brew ad. ALSO: David Guetta - E-Z listening for billionaires. PLUS: Song of the week from Bob Dylan!! Bob Dylan - "Too Late": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUT7N8RYgSI Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Can Do Cold B...

Naming a high school football team "The Smoke Shops." Jacques Cousteau - cold brew icon. Kratom! Throwing stars! ALSO: The asshole who discovered the Titanic, Eddie Vedder, and the new Can Do Cold Brew commercial. PLUS: A new episode of Cold Brew Got Me Listening™ is up on the Patreon, and a song of the week from Billy Joel!!! Billy Joel - "The Downeaster Alexa": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV...

How to name a taco shop. Nashville will soon be 100% stadiums. The Kennedys were a boy band. F*ck smoothies! ALSO: Jewel's poetry, Nick Nolte, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad, and the latest Advice King!!! PLUS: A song of the week from De La Soul!!! De La Soul - "The Future": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi8LuGJ1f84 CBGML Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

A classic episode! The return of the honey gatherers! Jan Hammer, toxic ice sculptor. Can Do Cold Brew - for a day in the park™. Drink cold brew and paint the sh*t outta some watercolors. ALSO: Artificial intelligence has barely left the gate, and has already gone mad. Meet our new overlord - the Bing chatbot. PLUS: An amazing song of the week from Warren Zevon!!! Warren Zevon - "The French Inhale...

Q: What do Ian Astbury, Neil Young, seasonal depression, The Living Theater, and sealing Rick Rubin's front door shut have in common?? A: Cold Brew Got Me Like - Episode 87. ALSO: Chris reads the new Advice King! The new Can Do Cold Brew advertisement! PLUS: Song of the week from The Cult!!! The Cult - "Electric Ocean": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A48u5mMBHw Chris Crofton Patreon: https://www...

Nashville Mayor John Cooper scams the elderly! Chris considers running for mayor because he never scams the elderly! James Cameron's wife put a bag of ammunition on a campfire. ALSO: The Chinese spy balloon is a hot water bottle that escaped from a strongman competition. PLUS: Another stunning "Can Do Cold Brew" ad, and a song of the week from Lionel Richie!!!! Lionel Richie - "Say You, Say Me": h...

The boys go back in time to 1985!! Chris was 16, and drove a 1973 Plymouth Duster to school. In related news, some guy whose dad owned a car dealership runs Tennessee. An epic "Can Do Cold Brew" commercial. ALSO: The New Advice King!!!! PLUS: A long-ass song of the week from Cat Stevens!!!! Cat Stevens - "Foreigner Suite": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKP3gA9l-U4 Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew...

Chris is all by himself talking about "When Doves Cry." He adds lyrics to "Also sprach Zarathustra." ALSO: A youtube show where some guy films rusty car wrecks and sniffs a lot. Remembering David Crosby. Hilaria Baldwin's accent. PLUS: Songs of the week from "Black Midi" and "Sebadoh"!!!!

Chris and Greg's mom is caught on tape revealing that Tucker Carlson "wears a wig." A dusty wig. And Chris reminds everyone Matthew McConaughey used to be bald. ALSO: "Glass Onion" is like that U2 album that got put on everyone's iTunes. Glass Onion is a pretentious "Cannonball Run." Billionaires can't be satirized, because they are already an unfunny joke. PLUS: The new Advice King column, and a...

1982. Bartles and Jaymes and Godley & Creme. Chris thinks the name of the band that sings "Wagon Wheel" is Antiques Roadshow. ALSO: Hardscaping! Spurgeon Settings! The New Advice King! PLUS: Song of the week - the Chris Crofton and the Alcohol Stuntband song "The Sheik"!!! The Alcohol Stuntband - "The Sheik": https://www.dropbox.com/s/wowb3es39hq9v6g/11%20The%20Sheik.mp3?dl=0

It's Chris all by himself! Bob Dylan thinks current music sounds "defective." Carlos Santana wants an all-Billie Jean King TV network. ALSO: Christmas in July, July 4th in December and a blistering takedown of daylight savings time. PLUS: The new Advice King and a song of the week from Stakker Humanoid!!! Bob Dylan and Carlos Santana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAR7M5Zyra4 Stakker Humanoid -...