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BBILF (Bog Bodies I'd Like to F*ck) ALSO: David Axelrod VS democracy. Greg says "make love." PLUS: Leonard Cohen and the seedy '60s, and a song of the week from Wipers!!! Wipers - "Mystery": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c8a6aySgE Marianne and Leonard: Words of Love (documentary): https://www.lecinemaclub.com/now-showing/marianne-leonard-words-of-love/ Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCroft...

RFK Jr and his damn birds. Chris says he's "the political Beavis." Tons of information and no power. ALSO: Leonard Leo, the Patriot Front and Grover Nordquist. Brooks Brothers is Frederick's of Hollywood for flirty fascists. PLUS: Hunter-gatherers on arabica, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from The Folk Implosion!!! Folk Implosion - "Crepuscular": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23ENtL0Dd...

Alternate titles: "Forgetting Love Canal" or "Capitalism is the Opposite of Enlightment." ALSO: Hot Plate: the scratch-off - If you get a pork chop, you get a ticket to the fair. PLUS: Greg's biologist friend, Chris ruminates on the human condition and a great old REM song!!!! REM - "Supernatural Superserious": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9lWmq6PgMA City Cast Podcast featuring Chris: https://...

"Well, we've gotten to the bottom of nothing, now." - Chris ALSO: Robin Gibb gets TOO sexy. Small people with giant heads. The Bikeriders. PLUS: The Maharishi was the Joel Osteen of 1965. Robin Gibb - "Please": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krTDTocxyt0 Robin Gibb - "Sing Slowly Sisters" (full album): https://youtu.be/QNMPcN6_oy0?si=emP92L8psLtPYPjw Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Cha...

Low-budget charcuterie. Shoddy kayaks, pants - and dogs! Was the Constitution triple-spaced? ALSO: The New Advice KIng column: "Should Progressives Vote, or Let It all 'Burn'?" PLUS: The Can Do Cold Brew Dome, and songs of the week from Danko Jones and SMALL!!! Danko Jones - "Cadillac": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw3Ta2UXSLk SMALL - "No One Annoys Me (Like You)": https://www.youtube.com/watch...

150 Episodes!!!! Past #CBGML publicity stunts that have gotten us in trouble, i.e. filling ponds with cold brew, spraying pond water onto the mayor's furniture store. ALSO: Greg's AI movie script! Charles Manson covering Kelly Clarkson! PLUS: Meeting your future wife at Rock City, and a new Jesus Lizard song!!!! The Jesus Lizard - "Hide and Seek": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zx-vUlFXEk Cold B...

Chris doesn't know how America's two-party system came to be. Greg gently offers a correction. ALSO: TV on the gas pump. Chris says: "I don't want to put everyone down in the world first thing in the morning." PLUS: Using AI to make, ahem, great movies! A song of the week from the Bee Gees! A new Can Do Cold Brew ad! Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE Cold Brew P...

Neil Hamburger, fake eyeballs and Joe Rogan. ALSO: Bill Burr vs Bill Maher. Eddie Vedder screen printing on a private jet. PLUS: Stone Gossard's groundbreaking athleisure, and a song of the week from Helmet! Helmet - "FBLA": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6p85hfISkw Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris is back from the Neil Hamburger tour!! Chris is happy! Greg is happy! Gregg Turkington hung out with Anton LaVey. That's right, you read it right. ALSO: Paddy Chayefsky, soothsayer. Chris sold 12 books in Sioux Falls. PLUS: Greg yelled at a powerlifter, Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Elvis Presley!!!! Elvis Presley - "Patch it Up" (single version): https://www.youtube.com/watch...

Greg says the show is "a finely packed and stacked operation." Chris talks about his inner life, AGAIN. Neil Young, meglomaniac. ALSO: Open mics at barber shops. Wes Anderson always wears a bellhop outfit when he writes. Ethan Hawke and Bono regurgitating Cliffs Notes. PLUS: Shorty Shea's luggage. RIP Steve Albini. Song of the week by The Breeders, produced by Steve Albini. The Breeders - "Hellbou...

Youtube prarie dogs, feeling self conscious around Persian cats. Obama's Pearl Jam birthday. ALSO: Greg calls Chris "Chris Kaczynski." The sportification of America. PLUS: All of our listeners work at tire shops. Can Do Cold Brew. Song of the week from Richard Harris! Richard Harris - "A Tramp Shining": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYvWRhH0rsM Jimmy Webb's glider vid: https://www.youtube.com/wa...

"Nut Pods." Coachella is a PSYOP. Camels standing up to their *waists* in water. ALSO: Rigged scales at Walmart. Greg says bananas are ripening extra fast. PLUS: Dark tales from Bonnaroo 2013, and Pearl Jam's, um, not-so-good new record (except for one pushup song). Pearl Jam - "Dark Matter": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Fx8LprPMIU Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction...

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The nightmare in Gaza. ALSO: Powerlessness, foodies and trying to get famous. Principles before personalities. PLUS: Sidney Lumet's "Network," William Friedkin's "Sorcerer," and "Handgun," the movie. Fugazi - "Greed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwXrnkgpEM Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Elvis, The Memphis Mafia and Colonel Tom Parker. Tom Parker's ridiculous gambling style: "He didn't understand the basics, but it was his favorite thing to do." ALSO: Mashed potatoes, gravy, sauerkraut, crisp bacon and sliced tomatoes. PLUS: "The worst news I've ever heard in my life about anything." (re: spinning fish), Can Do Cold Brew and a song of the week from Ride!!! Ride - "Portland Rocks":...

Stockton Rush's submersible honky-tonk. Confusing Stockton Rush with Stockard Channing. ALSO: Weaponized wigs, public housing and Trisha Yearwood. PLUS: The Humanzee! A song of the week from The Lovin' Spoonful! Can Do Cold Brew!! Lovin' Spoonful - "Darlin' Companion": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcd6_cnMAkE Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction (Greg's Website): Chann...

Our mom got severely bitten by her own cat, soooo...US health care - portals, paying medical bills with JP Morgan gift cards. ALSO: Marketing myths about whiskey lead to tourists drowning in the Cumberland. Every bar should have their own ambulance. PLUS: 550 miles of formica, Can Do Cold Brew and PF Sloan!!  Jimmy Webb - "PF Sloan": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uEWbc2wPdY Cold Brew Patreon: P...

Nashville's trajectory may be unstoppable, but it doesn't mean you gotta be happy about it. "Liberals" are dividing along property lines. ALSO: Brian Jones's acid-casualty beagle. PLUS: a fresh Brian-Jones-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad, and a song of the week from The Rolling Stones!!! The Rolling Stones - "No Expectations": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URyqGD99Owg Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/c...

James Hetfield's propane habit. Chris says liberals who buy political biographies have ruined thrift stores. ALSO: Conservatives are excited about AI because they are incapable of writing good scripts. Vince Neil's horses. The new Can Do Cold Brew ad!! PLUS: RIP Dex Romweber. Song of the week from Flat Duo Jets!!! Flat Duo Jets - "Crazy Hazy Kisses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPhhwUGO8PA Col...

Rich people, ducks and berries. The garbage cans of Madison, Tennessee. ALSO: Hanging antlers on the walls of vacant office space, and calling it a boutique hotel. PLUS: Doc Noss, and the Victorio Peak treasure!! A Doc Noss-themed Can Do Cold Brew ad!! Song of the week from Kenny Rogers!! Kenny Rogers - "Daytime Friends": https://youtu.be/jH5M12DKAsM?si=7HY2MjPT8WPeFkym Victorio Peak Treasure: htt...

Dad fights dirty! Irish farmers in therapy!.Greg explains bitcoin! ALSO: Dream-interpreting a motorcycle. PLUS: A couple sketchy edits, and a song of the week from Weedeater! Weedeater - "God Luck and Good Speed": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz8VhXyYCgM Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com

Chris demonizes climbing walls, again. Stockton Rush's coffee cup. Greg Abbott's dishonest border war. ALSO: Throwing Elvis impersonators at a problem. The Kardashians are Wild West mummies. PLUS: Greg hopes he doesn't end up a mummy in a funhouse! Can Do Cold Brew! Song of the week from Leslie Stevens!! Leslie Stevens - "Big Time, Sucka": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uze_VTyvrNM Cold Brew Patr...

It's true. Chris broke his scapula during Nashville's "blizzard." The hospital offers a glimpse of the lost middle class. ALSO: Chris's greatest hospitalizations! Cat Scan machines are overpriced toaster ovens. PLUS: Can Do Cold Brew, corporate mergers and a song of the week from Eric Bachmann!! Eric Bachmann - "Heavy Hours": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVviFI54H9A Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.c...

Chris has an existential crisis, Greg's audio is f*cked - and it's still a good show!!! ALSO: A great idea for converting an abandoned car wash into a coffee shop, Can Do Cold Brew bringing back vaudeville and the new Advice King!!! PLUS: The new Nashville Confidential, and a song of the week from Alabama!!!! Alabama - "Mountain Music": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6WfM0cXWSQ Chris's New Nashv...

Improv: the laziest way to try to get famous. Tap Dancing vs Grunge. ALSO: Private equity should be illegal. The whole financial industry should be illegal, in fact. The best Can Do Cold Brew ad ever. PLUS: A song of the week from The Strokes!! The Strokes - "OBLIVIUS": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEjdwhVuW74 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Greg's Website: Channelnonfiction.com Can...