Cold Brew Got Me Like

Mom is reading the intro to Chris's audio book. The musical crimes of Greta Van fleet. ALSO: Greta van Fleet fans are boomers. America refuses to grow up, and that’s its biggest problem. PLUS: The worst things in the world are the result of hyper-individualism, and how the JFK assassination figures into America's decline. AND a Can Do Cold Brew ad!!!! Husker Du - "It's Not Funny Anymore": https://...

The Monroes: "What Do All the People Know": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM5SON8shg Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “Locals still calling things what they used to be called  long after they have been renamed or replaced”     -for Ted Frushour I’m looking forward to the days following the great correction  when the survivors emerge from the caves  blinking in the morning dew and sta...

Crowded House - "Fall at Your Feet": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ROiU9kOHeE Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton SHAG CARPET - for Simon Workman I can picture little people as small as an ants walking the little trails in the shadow of the stalks of shag (in my mind the carpet is dark green) it’s sometime in the 1970s but the wee folk who live in the shag don’t know that  they just thi...

Flyte - "White Roses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfPdS4StZq8 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton BUYING A TINY HOUSE ON AMAZON - for Marci Kelley I am going to pretend that you mean  that you want to buy a tiny house on the Amazon River because there are some topics too dark to discuss - even for poets  soooo the poem is: don’t make it too tiny because a hippopotamus will knock it ov...

*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Allen Strickland Williams!  Allen Strickland Williams IG: https://www.instagram.com/allenstricklandwilliams?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Cold Brew Patreon:  Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Can Do Cold Brew:  CanDoColdBrew.com

Tristen - "Complex": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Vs3Q1ddno&list=RDx6Vs3Q1ddno&start_radio=1 Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton MINERS GOTTA MINE - for Stephanie Dooley my wife said that I said this in my sleep  and I didn’t believe her it made me so mad because I figured she thought I was stupid after that  which I secretly feared (that I was stupid) so I started drinking heavily  and...

Paying $4 for three cents worth of glop. ALSO: An idea for a 40 second podcast about the Loch ness Monster - multiple episodes daily. PLUS: Greg's done with oat milk, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad and a song of the week from Whores!!! Whores - "Hieronymus Bosch Was Right": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIajY9cADH4 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com...

Dehd - "Hard to Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eN4UYjU0cg Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton THE LOCAL LIBRARY - for Marcus Fessler put on sensible shoes  and stroll through the racks  breathe in the scents: the banana of poetry  the mildew of politics the incense of myth  and a pressed flower in a book that hasn’t  been opened since that summer day in 1887 when Kathleen McGregor was so ha...

Bee Gees - "Mr. Natural": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFulEf2aylE "Devil at Your Heels" - Ken Carter doc: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjuyBboubDc&t=2436s CRANES AND THEIR OPERATORS - for Sam Armstrong this job is underestimated crane operators have more power than the Pope the Pope can’t operate a crane and neither can the money men at BlackRock so stop giving all your money to the Dem...

John Denver - "Looking For Space": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMyzyPmVSdw CLOCKING IN/CLOCKING OUT - for Gabriel Aguirre I have one of those time clocks at home  and I clock in when I’m writing a poem and clock out when I’m not  no money in it  no boss  I just like making a fool out of that machine

Sebadoh - "Tree": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwl0-Ad0V4k NEEDING TIME TO GRIEVE IN THE REDWOODS - for Carol Cash Redwoods avoid cliches that’s what I like about them best words  are meant to label things and send them along  in times of grief  language can feel like an affront  Redwoods hold out their arms  that’s a ll 

*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Kristen Toomey!  Kristen Toomey IG: https://www.instagram.com/kristentoomey?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw== Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Folk Implosion - "One Part Lullaby": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W1bBrClD0k NORMIES LOVE EDM - for Zach Prosser Normies love EDM it said on the wall  in black spray paint I took out my can of red spray paint with the intention of adding  “Because lyrics provoke thought. And thought slows the transfer of capital”  but before I could, I was tased by a drone  and the beat goes on

The poem "Delivering Uber Eats in the Middle of a Deadly Hurricane," and the song "Beautiful Beat" by Nada Surf!!!! "Beautiful Beat" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNJItWQ6fQ

The poem "Writer's Block," and The Wedding Present's "It's a Gas"!!!!! Good morning! "It's a Gas" -  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMkyimsgUWI

Chris went to Chicago, cussed, and had a gigantic cup of coffe e. ALSO: Friendly Music Community in Berwyn, IL. Y o u go 20 minutes outside of Nashville, you're in a field surrounded by Republicans. PLUS: Kris Kristofferson, The Exit/In and a song of the week from Wax Fang!! Wax Fang - "World War II (Part 2)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51wZem-UwPI   Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofto...

An EPIC episode of heroic proportions. The "Freebird" of the #CBGML oeuvre. To quote Greg, "The international desk has left the room." ALSO: Rich guys talking about "guardrails," toxic manbaby Stockton Rush and an uplifting song of the week from Nada Surf!!! PLUS: Chris announces a new podcast!!! Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channelnonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew...

A WeWork with the “W” hanging off, and tubes full of stale gummy bears. Anyone wearing a walking “boot” cast is an alcoholic. ALSO: "You can pry my popcorn-lung from my cold dead hands!" Dave Grohl chewing gum on the jumbotron. PLUS: Greg says “Love child.” A song of the week from Slaughter!!! Slaughter - "Fly To The Angels": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukmobha2krY Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.c...

"Something happened where everyone started prizing being orange" -Chris. The orange lady from "Chimp Love." ALSO: Where did Leonardo da Vinci get gas money? Greg doesn't like small paintings. PLUS: The new Advice King and a song of the week from Bell + Arc!! Bell + Arc - "She Belongs to Me": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE23DzDXjgs&list=PLajNvrnppGnhSzF2LMI3TX3Xeowe_Gr-_&index=5 The Car...

Talking to entrepreneurs about global warming. Youtube is my daddy. Hot insights. John Wilkes Booth killed Laci Peterson .  ALSO: Blood Machine Lady and The Celtic Trump. PLUS: Killer-robot playlists, "Chimp Love" as a metaphor and a song of the week from Nick Lowe!!! Nick Lowe - "Skin Deep": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiYkjAiLai0 "The Complete History of the Celts" (documentary): https://www...

Los Angeles vs Nashville. Bears slapping venture capitalists. Bears have “paw apps.” ALSO: Greg calls 'Harold and Maude' the first "hot topic" movie. PLUS: Go watch "The Devil at Your Heels," you lazy bums! A song of the week from Oasis!! Oasis - "Shock of the Lightning" (live, 2008): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5AN1B6FzwU Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channe...

Why does the doctor weigh you with your shoes on? ALSO: Joe Rogan, an unfunny policeman who mansplains typing. PLUS: Krishna Venta's "Fountain of the World" cult. Charles Manson's disaster capitalism, and a song of the week from Fugazi (Cassavetes, in honor of Gena Rowlands). Fugazi -"Cassavetes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6J-44mk9o Cold Brew Partreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonf...

Tapping cards, dripping fish and a our lack of gratitude. ALSO: Joy buzzers, and the banality of wealth. PLUS: Getting laid by guessing how the pyramids were built, and a song of the week from David Berman/Purple Mountains. Purple Mountains - "Drinking Margaritas at the Mall": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecV_zZ1ruh0 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfict...

Bird scooters on the bottom of the river: magnet fishing's meager rewards. ALSO: The new Advice King column, and a stunning article by Ognian Kassabov. PLUS: No one will ever re-animate Elon Musk, and a song of the week from Bruce Springsteen!! Bruce Springsteen - "State Trooper": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvXfLlcHwc&list=PLNPGM2D7aODfCeI3WtIzM9u01DN0y-RzM&index=6 Cold Brew Patreon:...

High parking rates kill art. ALSO: "Market forces" have been replaced by executive whims. PLUS: Venture capitalists can't appreciate music, William Friedkin and a song from Lou Barlow!!! Lou Barlow - "None of Your Goddam Bizness": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjizfB3np24 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/chriscrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: Candocoldbrew.com