Cold Brew Got Me Like

ABBA - "Happy New Year": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Uo0JAUWijM Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Dan Fogelberg - "Same Old Lang Syne": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QsvZ8P1QNk Good morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton JIMMY CARTER I grew up in a Republican home so I was told he was a "disgrace" and a "weakling" I was 10 years old and had food on my table and a backyard to play in so I believed it. Now I know that anybody a Republican thinks is a disgrace is probably a goddamn saint

The Wedding Present - "Step Into Christmas": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xcHISktAA Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

Billy Squier - "Christmas is a Time to Say I Love You" (MTV video,1981): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcn9uBDUOcU Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton LEFTOVER AMBROSIA SALAD   -for Alicia Scott ohhh leftover ambrosia salad. you don’t say! how much is left? or wait, don’t answer that. let me guess! is it…ALL OF IT?!!! the whole 55 gallon drum? that drum on the loading dock marked DANG...

The Tragically Hip - "Fireworks": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9wW9ENBPlQ Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “The Importance of Getting a Physical When You’re Like 35”  -for Tim DeClerck yeah, get a physical at age 35 but treat the doctor as an adversary  don’t admit how much you drink don’t admit how much you smoke  say stuff like “How much do YOU smoke, asshole?” return home self...

The Tragically Hip - "Ahead By a Century": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbGFO1EaAE Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton CAFFEINE-FREE (poetry window 2020) a car with no  engine  a boat with no sail  a poet without access to the crazy words

Carly Simon - "Coming Around Again": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDP8OoTlrIk Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton GARGOYLE PRACTICE   -for Mariah Jensen look at us  crouched on the ramparts of our own lives  making faces, shouting profanities strutting self-consciously on our filthy little ledges  reducing mysterious miracles to investments, and returns  and our one shot at grace  to...

Barry Manilow: "Mandy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvGpvQbkccE Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton CONSENSUS REALITY -for Ian Pope still-living stragglers  from past generations insisting that their reality’s not dead the last few living corporatists  grasping at all the things they treasured:  racism, the Cold War, The Eagles  but the good news is  we don’t need a consensus for re...

RFK Jr. is a Kardashian. ALSO: Adult jungle gyms, and late-capitalism's horrible aesthetic. PLUS: Chris hates chicken fingers, a new Can Do Cold Brew ad - and a song of the week from Tom Waits!!! Tom Waits - "Old Shoes (& Picture Postcards)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MegTgHW6sg Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: CanDo...

Leo Sayer - "More Than I Can Say": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HhYHLq7V2M Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton A FAINTLY FAMILIAR SONG    -for Sam Armstrong I can’t let anything remain faintly familiar I have to track it down no help! don’t tell me! I’m pretty sure this  dogged pursuit of musical memories negatively affects my annual income  but… IT’S "IT'S MORE THAN I CAN SAY" BY L...

Glen Campbell - "Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in LA)": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_virLYhHs Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton EXPOSURE I spent 20 years chasing exposure it was so upsetting that I had  to drink myself silly now I concentrate on the work no money in either but dignity in one

Graham Nash - "I Used to Be a King": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5A1P6zlmRs Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton HAZELNUTS THAT SHINE LIKE JEWELS I can picture them on the table in the servants' quarters in the medieval dusk dazzling

Father John Misty - "Mahashmashana": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV_JHlxfFDA Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton END OF THIS GODFORSAKEN YEAR  I talked to  a tree frog about this year and he said he enjoyed it immensely

Crooked Fingers - "Call to Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8HlCaahO8M Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Comedian Blake Wexler!! Blake's Comedy Special - "Daddy Long Legs": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEnGRBHbyw4 Cold Brew Patreon:  Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Can Do Cold Brew:  CanDoColdBrew.com

Teenage Fanclub - "Planets": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1COS11T8X8 Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Ride - "Vapour Trail": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NrGCLSlMj0 Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton DARK AT 4:30    -for Benjamin Hayes here we are shivering on the surface of the earth already shattered by indignities like burst water pipes and Instagram  and then some fool turns the lights out? here we are, though  lighting candles and writing on walls  even laughing occasionally 

Bread - "Lost Without Your Love": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nhcwtS9xUM Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Bob Dylan - "Where Are You Tonight": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pVRt3FU6As Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton BISCUIT KING    -for Matt Gifford he’s got chicken fingers for fingers  and wears a steaming ten pound biscuit  on his head  he sneezes gravy  he has an angry little dachshund  made entirely of butter, but somehow alive  with a bacon leash  so… it’s pretty obvious why there’s no biscu...

Jeff Buckley - "Morning Theft": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ygFXUe6k4 Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton JONI MITCHELL  -for Simon Workman I wish I had a river  I could skate away on  me too, Joni I can feel the ice under my feet  and see the snowy trees go by  and maybe I’ll end up in a town I love far away  and I’ll learn to love myself  the way I’ve heard  people talk abou t

The history of "Best of Bread." ALSO: A Republican trying to do a college radio show. PLUS: The REAL election fraud - getting rich by pocketing campaign cash. Song of the week from Buffalo Tom!! Buffalo Tom - "Wiser": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDDNH7GwAWM Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com Can Do Cold Brew: CanDoColdBrew.com

Oasis - "Stop Crying Your Heart Out": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZUsNJ Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Oasis: "Little By Little": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1RS_5IAiE Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton ART SUPPLIES    -for Marcus Fessler art supplies  new paths forward new languages, bridges, comfort, shelter, respite, release art can also stultify like a comedian reinforcing stereotypes a band playing an oligarch’s wedding or a vase in a bank make art urgently, or don’t make it at all

*COLD BREW CONVERSATIONS*: Chris Talks with a Special Guest - Writer/Comedian Jamie Loftus!  Jamie's "Raw Dog" Book: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62039305-raw-dog Jamie's "Sixteenth Minute (of fame)" Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sixteenth-minute-of-fame/id1743960803 Cold Brew Patreon:  Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Can Do Cold Brew:  CanDoColdBrew.com

Hayden - "Nowhere We Cannot Go": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWr9zYvCkEU Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS  -for Benjamin Hayes the sound of my heart  closing  after too much hope  too many false starts missed boats but then the sound of the announcement itself reminds me of  those years in New York when I was up for anything, ready to die for a feeling  and my...