Cold Brew Got Me Like

I had a great conversation with my old friend Rick Wood about all kinds of stuff. Here's the link to his Bandcamp:  "Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/ Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk

Vice Magazine, and the sexification of the "news." ALSO: There will never be another Democratic President. PLUS: A pretty, peaceful song of the week from Nick Lowe!!! Nick Lowe - "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQQPFM2c34 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

An Airbnb inside a beer vat. F*ck Jelly Roll. ALSO: Walton Goggins, avatar. Giving America a wedgie. PLUS: Murder drones, Monty Python and a song of the week from The Damned!!! The Damned - "Neat Neat Neat": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKDtkCzSCw Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

WE NEED A COLD BREW SPONSOR! A sailboat named "188." Bringing your A-game to the blog roll! ALSO: The truth is defintely not what people are interested in. PLUS: The dangerous hypocrisy of evangelical Christians, and a song of the week from John Cale!!!! John Cale - "NIGHT CRAWLING":  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50X3_OpXZWg Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: Channe...

"The Shock Doctrine" arrives in America. Now Americans have some idea of how Chileans felt in the 1970s. ALSO: Chris is still mad at Ezra Klein. PLUS: Zoloft VS one's sex drive. A song of the week from Sophia Corinne. Sophia Corinne - "Nursing the Wound": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pWjFwW1kcQ Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Greg vs naval radar. ALSO: Chris's ketamine update! Every economist is a corrupt clown. PLUS: The new Advice King, and a song of the week from Bruce Springsteen!! P.S. The comedy show already happened (Monday 4/21). Bruce Springsteen - "Blind Spot": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55xRLL3oSIE Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

A conversation with one of my closest friends - writer, director, and now AUTHOR of the new book "Brooklyn Motto," Alex Johnson. Here are some links where you can purchase the book, watch his acclaimed feature film "Two Step" - as well as a beautiful short film ("Thanksgiving") Alex directed starring...ME. Plus, videos Alex directed for songs of mine - one going all the way back to the year 2000....

Is the music industry truly "elevating" anyone if they're not paying them? ALSO: Ketamine update: everyone in the building has seen Chris freak out! PLUS: Blue Origin's celebrity passengers probably forget to look out the window, and a song of the week by Chris Crofton, Albert Hickman and Taylor Jones. Steve Martin - the stock martket bit (from "Comedy is Not Pretty," not "The Steve Martin Brother...

Chris and Greg discuss the wrestling weight class of #CBGML. ALSO: An honest appraisal of a world (less than) half-empty. PLUS: A song of the week from Junior Kimbrough!! Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

"The show now weighs as much as a small man - 183 lbs" -Greg ALSO: "I would not want to have sex with Marco Rubio" -Chris PLUS: "Balancing the budget" is code for violence againt the most vulnerable. A beautiful, upbeat song of the week from Frightened Rabbit!!! Frightened Rabbit - "I Feel Better": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDZKpzb0T4 Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonf...

Is Curtis Yarvin smart?? Of course not lol. ALSO: The deadly, juvenile dreams of the right wing. PLUS: Bill Burr rises to the occasion! A song of the week from Wintersleep! Wintersleep - "Amerika": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yik5P7Gcf2c Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

The President's caddy is inspecting beef. ALSO: Some guy who thinks he's Captain Ahab is building the shiniest building in Tennesee. PLUS: The Crofton Brush Company, and a song of the week from Talk Talk!!! Talk Talk - "Life's What You Make It": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G42rmPvbbU Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Chris explains why he's not a professional audio engineer. Greg explains what happened in the Zelenskyy meeting. ALSO: Greg explains both-sides journalism. PLUS: A song of the week from Bill Fay!!!! And...LOVE! Thanks for listening. Bill Fay - "Be Not So Fearful": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJfca3ImjKc Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Venture capital has replaced culture. Its aesthetic is an urgent care waiting room. Fine art is a fake neon sign that says "Living Your Best Life." ALSO: Chris reads his new column! PLUS: Song of the week from John Conlee! John Conlee - "Rose Colored Glasses": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnhka__ZtQA Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

The nightmare's here! So what are we gonna do about it? Chris and Greg are sending out a call to the #CBGML street team. ALSO: Bill Burr has his head on straight. PLUS: A topical new song from Loudon Wainwright III.  Loudon Wainwright III - "President's Day 2025": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QTERG7yUvc Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

Jonathan Richman - "It's You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ai7kk4K8Zmk Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

We're back!!! Summary: A journalist is dragged out of a Blinken press conference - and his "colleagues" don't lift a finger to help him.  Song of the Week - Here We Go Crazy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9WNAhNrmEM Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Try to stay strong, and we will too! Love, Chris and Greg

The Bee Gees - "Country Lanes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-26DNb27QQ Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton THE LAST SUNSET   -for Sam Armstrong I missed it I missed the last sunset I even knew it was gonna be the last one - it was on the news and everything but I was worrying and running around like always and I lost track of time but that’s how they made me, I guess, to miss stuff...

Eric Bachmann - "Belong to You": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbgOPVdCN84 Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton “SHOCK AND AWE” HITS AMERICA and we get the PG-13 version but with the same aim: frighten everyone maim the poorest and while we’re tending to the wounded steal all the money

Tom T. Hall - "I Couldn't Live in Southern California": :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3HvfSy0f7M Good Morning Patreon:  Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Elliot Smith - "L.A.": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxLn44KhFrc Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Pozo Seco Singers - "Time": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YYQEdcMDAg Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Warren Zevon - "The French Inhaler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqzZQdzx-xI Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Silver Apples - "You and I": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzBlQAqILK0 Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton Richard Foreman Interview (2009): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Lne3qGLXlQ

VST & Company - "Ikaw ang Aking Mahal": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wxELWC90Ps Good Morning Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton POEM TOPICS PLEASE!!!!