Coffee And Memes

Live coding an abstract 'your mum' insult generator to be used for evil.

Man proposes tougher police powers to stop people todding on the roof of his beloved Honda Jazz. Vegans are killing rabbits and teachers are looking at going back to the good old days of the cain.

Is a cash for gash system really what Oxfam needs to create the kind of rigidity and gumption this country needs to pull itself back from the brink of destruction?

Delving into the wealthy world of our least favourite shape shifting lizard, Mark Zuckerberg! How to spot a softboi and other luscious Friday treats.  

Animals are buying porn and sending nudes and seducing elderly Thai men! Vegan lady in batshit crazy shocker. Tiny horse has bizzare gimp mask. 

Sweet Johnny returns to rattle some cages. Florida man has some unique thoughts on dealing with hurricanes and we prepose an online register of which EDM DJs eat ass.

I slow news week will not stop us from digging out the finest tods the tabloids have to offer. Psy Trance Dad is a serious danger, roofers are laying pipe down your chimney and traffic cops get put on the shit list.

I offer a thorough breakdown of a fight in a McDonalds, some gems from The Smoking Gun and a fat lad needs to put a shirt on. 

Theres an Owlman on the loose, a deeply problematic giant with a huge dong in Devon and a lady has some great tips for attracting flocks of men.

The wankers of Wallmart, Porn Hubs dirtiest ever film and how to make your mother proud at her book group.

Seagull fake news being used to sell CBD oil! People are dominating their friendship group by making sex dolls that look like their best mates girlfriend. 

We delve into the entrepreneurial world of Bart Vanderhorst and i receive more USB cable related cyber bullying.

Metro are peddling fake news as per usual, crossbow sex cults are ending in tears and i offer vital info on anyone trying to cultivate a creepy perv look for fashion or otherwise.

Jim from Rankin Radio pops in to talk about Simon Cowell's face, why crossbows are back in fashion and his now ex-boyfriend.

Sweet Johnny pops in to chat conspiracies,  huge piles of tod, side chicks on the rampage and general tin foil hat work.

Imagine spending £170,000 of tax payers money on a public toilet that sprays fat people with water and sets of an alarm and reveals the hairy arses and unbleached anus' of toilet shaggers!

The people deserve food and beverage products made from the yeast of the GC. Give the people what they want!! 

Lads are impressions for smuggling pig spunk, and a lass will show you how to wank your way to riches. All in a days work for Coffee And Memes.  

Big update on the Kenny Fu-Kennard name change. Maybe nuclear was might not be as bad as we think, maybe we should all have nuclear weapons on us at all times? Maybe.....

Food blogger, nemesis of seaguls and confirmed good-times-gal, Rosie Posie joins me to talk the toot about digital blowies and crowder funders for ass implants. https://www.instagram.com/rosieposiebtn/ https://twitter.com/RosiePosieBTN

Sassy police get triggered by puns on Facebook. A 2 week long boner threatens a mans life. A sad sad tale of Tinder catfishing.

Boiling up a lovely pot of pantie tea for all those thirsty jump up bois out there. 

I am happy that Jeff Parsons has come to terms with sharting himself in Starbucks while wearing his airpods in front of the whole cafe. I am genuinely pleased for him.

Squiff drops in for episode 200. Seaguls Vs Antifa, Keith Chewin back from the dead to smuggle gear, Michael Buerk goes hard in the paint on fat people.

Lads out there offending the Home Office because he is so far. £20,000 pay off for a circumcision and my patients with The Zuck finally runs out.