Coffee And Memes

It's all go today! I'm triggered pretty much immediately by the tardiness of one of the alleged 'functioning adults' who works upstairs and accidentally declare war on another Brighton radio station. 

Sweet Johnny is back to cover all the darkest news stories there are to find. Lifers VS Nonces could be Russias hit new web series and a North Carolina retirement home have started a fight club!

Squiff stops by to take in the utter insanity of the world. Boy sent to gulag for wearing the trousers of the poor and accidental edition of White People Do The Darndest Things. The new app is finally out!!! Get it now for free. iPhone App Store   Andorid App Store

Moby is up to his old trick. Man has to buy a Cheeseburger in order to hold up a McDonalds and i am duped once again by a strange woman with a strong knowledge of Photoshop.

AI fails me when i need it the most. I'm triggered by the lack of best radio station/show categories in the DNB Awards so prepose an alternative awards with categories people actually care about.

Ministers have concerns that a No-Deal Brexit will lead to mass dogging in Kent lay-bys, Belle Delphine gets in on the clown world action. And plenty of delicious horse meat!

An extended intro about Si Twiddy for little to no reason. News on everyones 'favourite' gamer girl and can you be a true libertarian if you don't sell your kids?

We discover the majestic world of erotic author Chuck Tingle short books are a must read for fans of anthropomorphised inanimate objects shagging people in the butt, often with a Brexit theme.    

How many men truly have it in them to kneel at the feet of Cockney Jesus and ask him if he considers them a 'proper geeza'? How many would be able to take the answer? It's worth thinking about.

I am going to make it my mission to put every single bloody bloomer into a home and then appropriate their ill gotten property from my own Xenial means. You mark my words!

Feminist ghosts are out to make a pound note. How hard do you think you are? Place yourself in a percentage compared to the rest of the world. Do it. For lulz.  

Can a sausage roll truly leave you traumatised for life? I sure hope so! The Swooping Prince, Sweet Johnny returns with his trailblazing ways and ICP have made a western with Bridget The Midget :/

More high class hookers, heads used as ashtrays, bean dip laced with meth and an introspective triggering from Toby Carvery. Standard Monday really on Coffee And Memes.

Rosie Posey joins me again for delightful romp through the world of fondling, moist panties and other such delights. All the basic bitch dating terms you ever needed explaining get explained.  

All fun at the fair today with high level lawyers becoming high class brass's while the husband (who definitely doesn't mind, honest) stays home with the baby in order to remove stigma before going home to her luxury mansion. 

Cry into your underwear for cash, but whatever you do, don't accidentally adopt a psychopathic Ukrainian dwarf because she is almost certainly a government operative looking to off you. 

WE ARE ONE!!! The station gets stormed by placard wielding lobsters demanding the release of Wesley Snips. Buckfast cocktails, multiple cakes and shots of the good stuff. Here's to the next 10 years!

We catch up with my favourite 'off-grid' parents who are now living a libertarian life in a council house with their illiterate breastfeeding 8 year old while the dad refuses to work on principal! Audio pops up in the chat and is immediately threatened with the bans!

A live stream watching a live stream. We watch some YouTubers gathered outside area 51 and meet a judge who gets horny from murder trials.  

I experience a truly harrowing double triggering this morning on my dog walk along the beach. Elon is still in hot water in his fight against 'Pedo Guy' and we could all die at any moment from some disease or other.

As we all know, the position of the stars when you are born dictates not only the entirety of your personality but also the whole course of your life. Fingers crossed you get born in the right month though as there is nothing you can do about it!

Sweet Johnny and I discuss the almost limitless merits of having a fake heron strapped to your head. Male sex dolls are too heavy for poor, small lonely women and swooping season is upon us.

Why is Hove park full of fat, childless millennials with blue hair walking around on their phones, vaping?

The size of the trousers of a countries dictator are directly proportional to how well the country is doing as a whole. We get a sad update on the storming of Area 51.

We take pity on the poor hot girls out there that have been afflicted with toe thumbs. The triggening takes a good 30 mins to kick in but of course it does