Coffee And Memes

Imagine the gift of an experience where you get to drive round a city centre of your choice atop the InfoWars Battle Bus screaming any insanity that comes into your head through a megaphone while people dressed at protestors throw milkshakes at you! The stuff dreams are made of.

I get a wonderful surprise while running down the political candidates standing in Hove. A transhumanist libertarian is going to take on Trump and jesus that TR Tactics tunes is wild!

A true sign of the end times is when the people who manufacture sex robots are weird out by the bizarre uses people have for them. Considerable fat animal news but not as fat as i would like.

My hard work at the local Costa is beginning to yield results and i gloat accordingly about the bounties. Boomers are on Meth and are desperate for you to know about it!

It's Monday and the triggering is immediate. I get into it about the Iranian Hulk and his signing to BKFC. Some interesting shoe throwers are dropped and the StackOverflow thugs are not on my side.

Bunch of Italian hogs get on the gear in the forest and run into traffic for lols. It's Trickstar Christmas next door and gender reveal parties reach new lows.

We need to have a serious talk about Mayor McCheese and how his predatory actions are being covered up by Big Hamburger. More train eggs than normal and NZ cyclist is based AF. 

Hot new take from John McAfee, perhaps Jeffery Epstein never existed in the first place! I like it, i think we should run with out, it makes a lot of sense and anyone who says otherwise is a right wing troll!

Man turns bedroom in Harry Potter themed chamber, presumably to keep women slaves in. Grime4Corybn is RIP and a goodly load of gear washes up on French beaches.

Man buys way too many hens and will have to eat hens for dinner for ages probably. Students in Holland are lying in graves to ponder their own mortality and gender reveal parties claim more victims.

A special early morning addition of Coffee And Memes with marginally less triggering. We find out why women have clitorises according to some geeza and the is a pub now powered by poo.

Wall to wall triggering in todays episode. Hard working Americans are let down by pizza huts and their inability to perform the one job they set out to do. Man gets busted with foreskin full of dingers

Cafe Nero have betrayed me. A Coffee And Memes goodtimes gal sprays tit milk for all and have you reached your Gladwellian level of mastery yet when it comes to choking the chicken?

Sweet Johnny stops by for an update on our favourite Ukrainian dwarf. Girl quits job to mukbang full time on YouTube and what if having a portal to the spirit world in the living room turns your husband gay?

Latest instalment of 'Sexperts say....' involved letting your girlfriend cuck you for Christmas. Woman who climbed into lion enclosure in zoo is now a lion and if you don't believe her you better educate yourself buddy!

Ballon Boy is back after 10 years and still claiming it wasn't a hoax. Man gets some bird for having sex with leaves and no good deed goes unpunished, especially if it involves gear and rent boys.

The Feathery King gets into some rock solid banter outside the court house with some paparazzi. Cop wins big after being told to tone down the gay. S Club 7 invented DNB.

Mad-Lass steals whole stag-do fund and then ups the ante. Modern children are now so ugly and unsightly that school photographers are having to do outrageous amounts of work in post.

Are Trump supporters Communists? It's a hot new take and one i think we should explore. The Metro spend a long time exploring the very basics of being human and i spent too long on covering it.

What if your destiny was to win a 'fuckafan' competition with your favourite pornstar? The basement full of blood and guts is actually a feature and some cyber-vandals win the ultimate troll prize.

We get some love Brexit updates from Liz our new analyst. Fat Sam from Bugsy Malone is due a 2019 make over. Kanye West is the greatest human ever.

The northern monkey has messed up the internetz and all hell breaks loose. We find a 100% confirmed C&M good-times-girl and a new Current Value bit leaves many confused.

Warwickshire Council go bat shit crazy on the sex education section of their website. An Irish Bishop wages war on the unholy practice of Yoga and Wang Gang gets it stuck in his gob. 

The Feathery King returns from Birmingham with tales of tods. Are friend with the Popeye arms has a horrendous MMA fight and unsurprisingly the governments porn ban falls on it's face. 

Naked Scotsmen fighting in the streets, knob tossing accused of having run its course and all the general verbal diarrhea you've come to expect from the UKs only morning radio show