Coffee And Memes

The Sweet one joins the cast of Coffee And Memes today for a gleeful romp through the ass to ass, vagina candles and LAD Bible editor in chief, Gary LAD.  If you have been effected by any of the issues raised in Coffee And Memes please email Jeffery@littleStJames.gov

What an incredible list of exciting and dynamic companies there are that don't sponsor this show! Wacking Phoenix is such and amazing hero and we should all fall at his feet and drink his piss in honour of his greatness.

Ross Kemp takes a pathetically small dose of the Spice. Big Elon has knocked up Grimes and life in a Canadian prison is vastly better than in my flat.

Good times girl dishing out headbutts on airplanes, hogs go wild in super market and how many bats can you fit into a flat for a Ukrainian bat orgy?

Sweet Johnny is back in the saddle and is ready to make some lurid predictions for the year. Hackers are breaking into peoples emails and offering them a shoulder to cry on and mans ass swallows bottle because of reasons. 

2020 is here and we're off to a wild start already. Will we make it to 2021 or will nuclear war take us all? Lets stop trying to understand and just let it wash over us like a cool wave of oblivion.

Approx 4% Christmas content on today's show making it the most festive show of the year by a country mile. We find a new C&M goodtimes gal and see Elf on a Shelf being used as a modern day Jesus. Coffee And Memes will be back on the 6th of Jan to regular hours. Have a great Christmas and new year, Lobos. See you next DECADE!

A show of almost solid triggering with my getting triggered by everything from Tekeshi69, nerds, my previous triggerings, Stormzy, you name it, i'm triggered by it!

Why has Santa not uploaded a video to YouTube announcing their pronouns yet? How would Santa have voted in the 2016 referendum? WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW! 

It's not about the DJ Guv advent calendar just having a dud pinger behind every door! Deranged stripper decapitates Star Wars fan but please everybody, let's not make this about Star Wars or political agendas.

The sanctity of the Gravy Station is besmirched as another fight breaks out at a Toby Carvery. The Aussies are recommending drinking fuck all because they are lightweights and there is foghorn of everything now. 

The votes are in, have been counted and verified and Foghorn is now the new leader of our new foghorn based society. Praise be to our new foghorn overlords, let their horns be heard for miles around.

What the hell has Tommy Lee got to do with fat tourists riding donkeys in Greece? Seriously though... Our boy who dry humped the Olaf doll in Target gets charged.

Man pulls hideous tape worm from anus with hideous finger nails in an all round clear sign of the end times. Boris ups his game in bizarre publicity stunts and bodybuilder has Munchausen's by proxy over a sex doll.

A wild show today! One of my favourites for a while. We run down last nights DNBA Awards and I blow the whistle on a BBC Solent DJ that has crossed the line.

Big Elion gets the win over Pedo Guy but fails to receive the apology he feels he deserves. Tinder is bunk according to some scientists who asked about 5 Norwegians if they ever get laid.  Tracklist:  High Contract - Snare The Blame Noisia & The Upbeats - Halcyon Telekenisis & Nuklear - Shadow 

I regale the people of Costa with the story of how I invented music. People are rightly outraged with the absolute state of the M&S Percy Pig advent calendar.

A duck born to sling duck has suffered a fate worse than death. Bert's Home Store allow little Jimmy to pass under less than optimal circumstances. Theme Weatherspoons would be a great computer game!

Today we look at one of the most important questions facing society. Would you rather be a cuck, an incel or part of an ugly trouple?

Your mum has been hacking NASA to try and find out who killed Kennedy. She thinks she's Q-Anon, maybe she is! Old folk in Florida are getting it done in the street, and why shouldn't they?

The Feathery one has received yet more free/discounted food stuffs for the Costa due to his great and infinite charm and how the staff bask in the rich warmth of the association with someone that used to make dubstep.

For too long the Drum And Bass Industrial Complex has lined its coffers with the ill gotten gains of ripping off dead pirates. No more shall I allow this to continue.

Apps are basically over now. Or so my Boomer father would have me believe. "Someone like Sony or someone would have done them all by now". Ok, Boomer. Thanks.

More coffee shop based triggering for the Feathery King after a case of mistaken identity. Boriswave is the latest instalment of a clear sign of the end times. Still though, 15p off a coffee ain't too bad.

It's not about having Bad Bunny pick up your mum at salsa class and then become your step dad and start knocking you about!