Coffee And Memes

Our descent into the apocalypse must surely now be apparent to everyone. Coffee and Memes is the only reasonable distraction out there. 

Strapping your old mammy to explosives in the name of medical science? $375 for a black market knee? Hell of a time to be alive.

We catch up with our boy that can resist a lovely horse. Boy faps on plane and the Feathery King could be called in to protect our beer gardens.

My army of crows will end you and all that you hold dear. Do not fuck with the feathery king for he has completely run out of fucks!

Back once again with the ill behaviour, the shoe throwers and the general bloody nonsense. Tell your son to stop crying, ya baby boi is back.

Who's the real gimp here guys? What has Elon been cooking up? Should a woman marry a chandelier that potentially collaborated with the Nazis?

Flying ants need to chill out on the airborne dick slinging. Squiff is deplatformed by technology. 

Fire up the Ban Canons, Rankin is in town!! I hit peak triggering with some Harry Potter obsessed, female incels and what is under Donny T's wig?  

I go on a live banning rampage in the Discord and the YouTube Chat. You're banned, you're banned, you're banned, everyone is banned. No one is safe from my authoritarian ban hammer!

Are the commies trying to have me shut down already? Should be go back to a feudal system? Who is first for the gallows?      

Squiff Vs Instagram comes out with a 1 nil to Insta. Russians with ball bags for arms are running amok and R-Kelly's brazened recruitment is beyond baffling.  

My concerns about Rinse FM only playing tracks about Tide Pods and eating ass are confirmed and Wesley gets and incredible new makeover!

You'll have to bare with me on it but i think it's a really good idea. ITV, you can have it for free, put your wallets away, that one is on me!

I discuss my morning routine of thot removal and ketamine toothpaste. Drug dealers fall in tods and DNB needs more love songs.

Maybe what the world needs is videos of DNB producers just getting in done. Perhaps we need a campaign to get it going? Who's with me?

It's the 4th of July and you better believe we out here singing the national anthem and showing some god damn respect for the Americans that died fighting aliens. 

I'm back at the helm and more triggered than ever. Why is Dan White organised a fight with a squirrel, should you have to do the hoovering if you're on the roids?  

This is a special episode with a teaser of the first 3 chapters of my audio book, Jungle Ate My Hamster. If you enjoy it and want to hear further chapters, you can find them at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm  for just $5 a month.  Hope you enjoy, much love, Will.

I lift the lid on the little known real cause of Brexit, the invasive Herring Gull. Sub Seagull scum the lot of them.  

It's anarchy. The Builders are in, Cardi B is on the rampage, i have zero grasp of history, Wesley is on ketamine.   

Does anyone fancy a round of very sexy golf with nudie ladies? Don't worry, the nudie ladies are forbidden from soliciting. Phew!!! Tracklist: Barrington Levy - Here I Come (Nu:Tone Remix) Rido - Point Tyrone - Lunar City Impak - Neuros    

Why would you want an intergalactic sperm bank? Seriously give me one good reason! Just one will do!  

Creepy Joe Biden takes a few minutes off being a handsy weirdo to try and get rave promoters arrested on trumped up charges. God bless America!  

Further delays to the UKs whacking ban, Fleetwood Mac are overrated, squirrels are selling meth on the dark web. Standard morning really. Tracklist: Culture Shock - There For You (Breakage Remix) JayVee - Unawakened You Phace & Noisia - Micro Organism (Buunshin Remix)

Catholic priests are doing gears and collecting Nazi memorabilia for no good reason. Drunk Polish man steals a tank and one of the biggest drug busts ever takes place in Philly. Tracklist: Rockwell and Phace - Block Audio - Dead Stock Maztek - Won't Stop JayVee - Lost In Unknown Spaces