Closet Confessions

The girls share their unfiltered thoughts on getting the best stories out of your 20’s, how often it’s acceptable to leave your bed sheets for and Sarel shares her opinion on personal hygiene.   Plus, the listener confession is the incredible tale of The Tarot Avengers, an instagram account we know the cousins will want to get in on! Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don...

This cousin has been completely ghosted by a close friend and doesn’t know how to move on without closure, so how do you deal with a friendship break-up with no explanation?  Sarel and Candice discuss why they would pass on info as a mutual, how the friends you meet later in life are often the most meaningful and whether it’s ever okay to end a friendship with a hard stop.  Follow the sh...

Sarel confesses her issue with girls who focus too much attention on their ex’s mum and Candice is finally taking responsibility for the music she’s listening to… The girls discuss emotional entanglement between mums and sons, they compare their vastly different music tastes and the conversation leads on to the horrors and life-lasting impacts of knife crime. TW: There is a discussion of violence...

Is this the most jaw-dropping, police calling, maddest confession ever…? It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin found herself with a man obsessed with Mary J. Blige to a truly sickening extent and Sarel wants to see to see his arrest warrant within a day of this episodes release! We’d love an update for this one… Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confes...

Recorded the morning after their sell out show at Clapham Grand, Candice and Sarel are straight back into the closet with some confessions on annoying IG comments and parents who let their kids run wild.  Candice encourages us all to read the caption before leaving a comment, Sarel reveals the crazy lack of parenting she witnessed in a restaurant and the girls question whether people are too...

This cousin wants to know if there’s still hope for her to build friendships at 27 or will she be lonely forever? GIRL! Candice and Sarel discuss how you can build meaningful friendships in your late twenties, letting go of the relationships that don’t serve you and advice from two socially anxious girlies on how to make friends in new situations. TW: There is a reference to sexual assault in this...

It’s out of the court and into the closet this week, as Candice manages to make the Wimbledon Men’s final super deep and Sarel shares her genius strategy so she’ll never get wrongly imprisoned. The girls discuss why you need to rethink your friends who aren’t rooting for you, how messed up the prison system is and they explain and hype up the best kind of man: the “Happy To Be There” man.  Fo...

In the closet this week, Sarel and Candice are swapping phones and hiding their read receipts in this special BONUS episode brought to you by Acast Creative and WhatsApp by Meta. Sarel sends a saucy text on Candice’s phone and suffers the consequences, Candice reveals that WhatsApp was a key moment in her marriage and there’s an interruption from Uncle Bodé which will leave you on the floor. ...

It’s listener confession time and this week there is no holding back after a cousin finds out her baby-daddy was having an emotional affair while she was pregnant… Sarel and Candice cover instagram relationship etiquette, keeping the dead on a pedestal and some seriously questionable loyalties. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your che...

This episode had the producer, editor and entire production team screaming and crying – so cousins, you’re in for a good one. Sarel confesses that she’ll never wait for a man under particular circumstances, Candice explains why you need to date within your means and the girls dive into the world of cooking on #prisontok. Plus, you will never believe who Candice used to make tea for, Sarel shares h...

This week’s bonus confession delves into the business world and when colleagues don’t know where the line is.  Sarel and Candice discuss the cultural things they just won’t do, corporate deference, and Beyonce’s jewels. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on A...

This week in the closet, Candice and Sarel share their unfiltered thoughts on maternity photoshoots, toxic reactions to gender reveals and Sarel shares her loathing for cryptic social media posts.  Plus, the listener confession is a story of unexpected chemistry with a stranger whilst being in a relationship… what would you do?  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod Don’t fo...

This confession is a love letter to the LBGTQ+ community and queer spaces that only ask you to show up as you are.  Candice and Sarel talk about flirting outside of society's expectation, how we owe so much to the queer community and why you need your own definition of success. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it a...

In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel get into how we don’t understand how much twisted stuff is on the internet, why Matthew McConaughey is setting the standard for parenting your kids online and there’s debate over Elon Musk’s 600 Tweet limit. Plus, Sarel confesses the crucial part of her morning routine that readies her for the day, Candice reveals “the worst thing” her white ex-boyfriend...

This week’s bonus confession has us questioning (with peace and love) who the real villain of the story is here. Sarel and Candice discuss retaliation that doesn’t match the crime, the lack of male intuition and what’s the proper response when your partner has checked out of the relationship.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your...

Candice almost wets herself in this episode, so you know you’re in for a good one.  Sarel confesses a shocking financial secret, the girls get into when a parking ticket is worth it and Candice reveals her true feelings about coloured contact lenses which turns into a hilarious and chaotic closet rant. Plus, the listener confession “How can I support my best friend?” features a two-decade-lon...

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin feels like she’s failed her partner, but Sarel and Candice are here to remind you that it’s not always about you… The conversation covers toxic female friends, confusing niceness with readiness, letting people into your relationship and getting your eyes checked to what you’re allowing yourself to put up with.  Follow the show on Instagram...

Candice has something to say on women who put “Wife” in their bio and Sarel shares the harsh reality of dating rich men.  Candice discusses the ick around judging other’s relationship status, why you have to stop ignoring red flags just because you want to be married and how to stop being tricked into being a wife if you haven’t got the ring! Plus, the girls let out the rage about Keke Palmer...

SURPRISE! Sarel and Candice are back!!! We’re kicking off season 3 with the live episode that was recorded when the cousins gathered at the Soho Theatre, for the first ever Closet Confessions LIVE! Candice and Sarel share confessions in front of a packed audience, before turning it over to the crowd for some mass messiness and group healing.  Get ready for season 3 and follow the show on Inst...

This week’s listener confession has Candice and Sarel dissecting the consequences of controlling parents and why we desperately need decent sex education. Sarel and Candice share their thoughts on why it’s reasonable to wonder about the what-ifs in life, showing up for other women and the lack thereof, as well as a deranged birds and the bees discussion.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetc...

The closet is opening for the final time this season and on the agenda today:  Candice unloads a childhood confession which shows where you start isn’t where you end up, why Sarel likes to pretend she was brought up in the hood, why we’re sick of people playing dumb on why black women are single, Sarel confesses to twerking to a specific genre of music, why ultimately you always have to be yo...

This week’s bonus confession is from a cousin who is asking for advice on how to handle her wandering eye despite being married for almost a decade.  Sarel and Candice get into the double standards of sex, the almighty hall pass and the realistic struggles of monogamy.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anon...

In the closet this week, Sarel confesses her plan for getting help for her household, how western society has tricked us into forgetting that it DO take a village to raise a child and Candice shares the number one piece of advice she gives to new mothers.  Candice then talks about the dark side of manifestation, shares a storytime of fraud and curses, and the girls also get into the rules of...

TW: This episode discusses sexual assault and sexual violence.  This week's bonus confession allows Candice and Sarel to give advice and validation to a girl suffering after assault and family estrangement. The discussion leads to talk of studying being a safe space, emotional regulation, generational trauma andchanting down Babylon on someone's head.  As Candice recommends, please look...

The closet is FULL to the brim this week!  Sarel and Candice discuss why some of you need to keep more things to yourself, Summer Walker, Gabrielle Union’s questionable financial decisions with her husband, Sarel gives her Beyoncé Renaissance World Tour review, nepo babies and creating nepo children, the Beckhams and something funky is in our listener confessor's eye .  Follow the show o...