Closet Confessions

The listener confession this week is from a cousin who after putting everything into her family feels completely lost as her children have got older.  Candice and Sarel are here to remind you that it’s NEVER too late and offer a step-by-step plan to get your life back on track in middle age.  They discuss when you can expect your second Saturn Return, how to embrace your inner child and...

Is this an episode of Closet Confessions or Sarel’s therapy session? Kicking off the new year, Candice and Sarel are talking about how to bring discipline into your life so you can have the 2024 you deserve.  The girls discuss why you need to look outward to better understand yourself, how your Saturn Return is messing up your life in more ways than one and why you need to commit to your goal...

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin is wondering when and how to cut off the drama after a bereavement.  Candice shares her experience of family management after the will is read and Sarel gives some crucial financial advice as the conversation covers the most important thing your parents can leave you, subconscious cravings for drama and the key to generational wealth. ...

Merry Christmas cousins! In this festive episode, Candice and Sarel talk about why we need to stop idolising celebrities, why the simple pleasures are what they’re most grateful for and why they seriously relate to Rudolph as an outsider. Plus, we’ve got THREE cousin confessions about a rare happy ending, a hilarious revenge story and a cousin who is staying with a partner she doesn’t love. ...

It’s almost Christmas so this week we have three different cousins needing some festive advice because none of us are safe from our own family! Sarel and Candice discuss working on your inner child, what is the line when it comes to disrespecting family and the unexpected twists of turns of promising to love someone for better or worse. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you hav...

Candice and Sarel are back in the closet and on the agenda today: what that annoying beeping in the background really means, why Sarel hates pinky nails, men with penises at both ends of the size spectrums, what the scariest type of man is, the double standards when it comes to religion and why gospel music is the BEST type of music.  Plus, a listener confession titled “Waiting for karma afte...

For the first time ever Sarel is left gagging as she spills the tea with this week's cousin confession. An 18-year-old cousin has just realised she wants to end her relationship and Sarel and Candice are here to revel in the planning and preparations for a sneaky exit… The conversation covers self-worth, low libidos and a full recital of our fave Boyz II Men tune. Follow the show on Instagram @clo...

Candice’s confession about being a mess and Sarel’s confession about her simpiness turns into a deep conversation about how we surround ourselves with people who don’t believe in us… a normal day in the closet! The girls discuss why being a simp can make your relationships become a legacy, how to stop getting your value from someone else and a cousin confession about a terrible parent, or is the c...

It’s a BIG day for Sarel as her new show ‘Smothered’ comes out on Sky Comedy today (7th December)! Make sure you support our girl and watch ASAP. Before this week's listener confession, we have a hopeful note from a cousin reminding Sarel and Candice that not all cousins are in the trenches and as Candice says ‘Good doesn’t have great PR’.  BUT, this week’s cousin confession is gnarly and lea...

Grab a pumpkin spiced something because after a festive intro, the girls get into why Sarel hates a birthday engagement and Candice reveals the cult she’s a part of.  This episode features some discount girl math, some controversial wedding chat and why iPhone users need a reality check.  Plus, a cousin confession that features a woman who is questioning her entire friendship because of...

Caught up in a wild marital web of lies this week's cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice with no doubt about what their listener should do.  The girls are crystal clear about their advice as they discuss vex money, gas lighting and fake identities. Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: form...

Candice is wondering what the requirements are to be added to a Close Friends list and Sarel has finally unghosted her therapist.  This week, the girls discuss getting caught out via Close Friends, why you should never give an ugly man a chance and how to prioritise your health even if it means paying up. Plus, a listener confession about a Black police officer who feels like they have Stockh...

This week's Cousin confession leaves Sarel and Candice reeling!  Revelations about a 21-year-old dating a 44-year-old take Candice down memory lane, whilst the girls discuss the power dynamics that come with an age gap and they sing a tribute to Craig David. TW: This week’s conversation features paedophilia  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you...

The Petty Pisces is out in full force this week! Candice wonders why white women will stay friends even when they commit the worst crimes and Sarel keeps it short and real with a confession about bleaching. The girls talk about testing loyalties and friendship fall outs, reasons they may block the bag and why they believe in paying the most for plastic surgery.  Plus, we have a cousin confess...

The girls are not sugarcoating their response to this week’s cousin confession.  Our cousin is wondering why a man would ask for her number just to ghost her… Candice and Sarel discuss the appeal of the chase, valuing yourself and the harsh truth that if he wanted to he would.  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop...

There was something in the last episode you didn’t hear, but now Candice reveals in her confession why it got cut.  Sarel and Candice discuss protecting black women, their A-List listener all the way from Hollywood and why being an influencer doesn’t pay like it used to. Plus, a confession from a cousin who is deciding whether to give up on her dreams and a lesson on why you need to stop suck...

This week’s cousin wants to know how to rebuild trust with her boyfriend after his online escapades and the short answer is… don’t.  Sarel and Candice discuss whether you can have a relationship without trust, what is the line when it comes to relationships and adult content, plus why you should take note of how the men in your life act differently with a woman he doesn’t want to sleep with....

In the closet this week, Candice and Sarel discuss what they learnt from the Beckham documentary, how Posh Spice was severely underestimated and is the era of the supermodel thriving or barely surviving. Plus, the girls ask why are celebrities trying to be influencers, if all celebrity gossip just PR and the listener confession covers the trauma of going to an all-girls school.  TW: This week...

It’s listener confession time and this week’s cousin feels like she needs to safeguard her empathic energy but Sarel and Candice are here to prescribe some self-reflection… The conversation covers family dynamics, subconscious hardwiring for drama and getting your boundaries aligned with the life you want.   Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you...

The tea is hot and spilling all over the place in the first episode of season 4 – it’s good to be back. Candice and Sarel discuss their summer break strike, why you need to stop trusting your gut when it is doing you a disservice, and whether matching underwear is good for your health or just extra.  Plus, Candice reveals the trending shoe style she despises, the current ‘unique’ period of fa...

In this final bonus episode, we’re back for act 2 at the sold-out Clapham Grand with audience confessions to round up season 3. Starting off with a game of would you rather the cousins get rowdy and want a back story that Sarel is happy to provide.  We’ve got confessions about hiding a 10-month away from toxic vibes, the fear of looking increasingly like your mum, sexual initiation that takes...

Bringing season 3 to a close, we’re bringing you the sell-out show at the Clapham Grand with Candice, Sarel and a whole load of confessions. The girls mix it up by reading out each other's confessions where they discuss their unfiltered thoughts on participation prizes, government plants pretending to be rappers and why playing by the rules is low-key annoying. Follow the show on Instagram @closet...

After 5 hours of recording in one room you best believe that things in the closet have got a little unhinged…  It’s listener confession time and a short, bald, white man t-ing up as the triple threat to our cousins progresses. The girls are talking about bad bosses and how to sustain yourself in a horrible workplace and waving goodbye to season 3! Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessio...

Sarel confesses her obsession with self-diagnosing, leading the discussion to hygiene, worms and bathing with dogs. Candice declares if there is no ring, he’s a man for the moment not The man…and our penultimate cousin confession has the girls reminding us of the importance of boundaries with mums, appreciating your body and respecting your peace.  As we come to the end of the road…Candice ha...

It’s listener confession time and this week we’re getting down and dirty after a cousin confesses how quickly she is doing the deed… Sarel and Candice spill their opinions on celibacy, the sexualisation of curvy girls and when it’s time to let down the p*ssy drawbridge. If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast....