Closet Confessions

Come along for a confusing and exhilarating ride in the closet this week, as this unhinged listener confession about a newly divorced man and his online escapades brings chaos, screaming and a surprise appearance from Candice’s husband (Uncle Bodé).  Follow the show on Instagram @closetconfessionspod If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, pop it anonymously in here: forms.gl...

Candice’s fascination with all things morbid comes out of the closet, after a confession for her desire to one day become a… funeral home owner and Sarel confesses that she’d be a great nudist, after growing up in a conservative ‘bra and nipple covers’ household.  Plus, the girls receive an unpunctuated and slightly unhinged listener confession about a revenge threesome that tore a family apa...

The question from the listener confession this week is how to navigate their interracial relationship, and with love, you might not like the answer… Sarel and Candice share their thoughts and advice for when you and your partner are from different races or religions and how ultimately you need to be showing up as your true self.  If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, send i...

Opening up the closet this week, Candice’s confession that she could have gotten a black guy fired requires a serious amount of unpacking and sees the Karen within rising up… Sarel’s confession has us missing a certain messy talk show host, which then gets the girls into a chaotic and hilarious conversation about cancel culture, the awful stigma around not breastfeeding your kids and only a minor...

We’re sending you a bill for Candice’s medication because these confessions are TOO MUCH!  Two bonus confessions for you this week: one Closet Cousin shares how the podcast helped her find the self respect to make some serious life decisions, and the second “What does the future hold for me and my boyfriend” asks how to get her other half to stop being so flakey and commit…  If your conf...

What we are NOT doing is policing reactions, and there’s some strong words about it in this episode.  In the closet this week, Candice confesses who’s been drying her downstairs up and Sarel gets A LOT off her chest: including an infuriating story from US college basketball (we love you Angel Reese) and side eying a certain someone from Love & HipHop (he gave two Rolexes to WHO?). &n...

We learn that the grass isn’t always greener this week, and sometimes you unfortunately learn that by some absolute trash d*ck.  Sarel and Candice also read out a listener message ‘With Love from New York’ before sharing a horrifying confession that should have involved pulling up the p*ssy drawbridge quicker than Candice throwing tampons in reaction to this story. If you have a confession yo...

This episode is bringing the drama… Sarel and Candice return to the closet to discuss the whirlwind story of Candice’s wedding dress tailor, the hamster wheel of life and why you should NEVER let your job run you into the ground.  We’ve also got a listener confessions from ‘Miss Havisham’ (don’t worry, the girls skipped that GCSE lesson too, they do explain who this is…) which leads the close...

We hope you’re hungry! We’ve got TWO confessions for you on the bonus episode this week. Sarel and Candice share their thoughts on horrendous in-law cooking (both uncooked and unseasoned…), why Filet-O-Fish at McDonalds has a hold on the Black community, and the girls are bringing Nando’s hotness back into the conversation.  If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, send it ano...

This week in the closet, you’ll learn why you should never make Sarel feel stupid and why you seriously need to hide your personal gummies from your kids. Confessions this week include Sarel’s inside jokes with herself, if Anna Delvey was a master scammer or manifester and how to get your child to stop lying with only a minor threat of hospitalisation.  Plus, we have a listener confession fro...

This week's bonus confessions have no advice, just gasps and cheers.  Settle in and listen to this week's listener confession which is a wild ride of affairs, snooping and petty revenge. If you have a confession you need to get off your chest, send it anonymously  here: forms.gle/isf8odGDSn1S3FSz7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The beautiful thing about the closet is that we don’t always have to agree, and boy are this week's confessions a TOUCH divisive…  Candice reveals a blasphemous fashion confession (don’t come for her pigeon clutch though), the girls discuss their true feelings about Rihanna’s Superbowl performance and Sarel lets slip the one thing she will never say around white people.  This week's wild...

That’s right, with the new season you’ll be seeing us twice a week! Sarel and Candice have generously offered up a BONUS EPISODE to bring you one of the deepest confessions yet!  They discuss finding yourself after as a single parent and those self-talk red flags we all need reminding of and how to get to the best version of yourself simply for you! If you have a confession you need to get of...

RISE UP!!! The closet is back open for season 2! The first confessions of the season have Candice and Sarel calling out Saturn for returning, ruining our lives and stealing our hair.  The girls also get into the battle of being relatable online, why you should not have to suffer to be relatable, and of course, a listener confession which begs the question – do you tell your friend that you ha...

It’s the final episode of season 1 and there are tears throughout – but don't worry, we're coming back in March!  For everything from gratitude, friendship and TWO extremely unexpected confessions from Sarel… it’s chaos guys. In this jam packed Valentine’s Day special, Candice and Sarel are starting with self love by sharing an incredible email sent in by one of you; before catching up on The Gram...

If you’re not comfortable with cry-laughing in public - take this as your warning to listen in privacy. Welcome back to the closet - this episode had Candice, Sarel, and the whole production team needing to call a time-out after struggling to breathe while listening to Sarel's *hilarious* story of when she hit a Papa John’s driver off his bike…. If that wasn’t enough, the listener confession this...

It might not be Valentine's Day just yet but this week, it’s all about relationships and things are getting deep. Candice opens up about her relationship and marriage with Bodé, Sarel shares her latest love confession and together, they help a listener battling with sexuality and acceptance. So if you’re looking for a sign to recalibrate and get your love life back in order, here it is…. Don’t for...

We’re back in the closet of confession with Candice and Sarel. This week, it’s deep. Sit tight and hear this one out right to the end, we’re talking about black girly beauty standards, the world STILL being behind on correctly pronouncing “difficult” names and getting 25-for-life for your baby names. And of course - your confessions. This week…. Chicken kisses?! Don’t forget, what’s said in the cl...

This week in the closet, Candice and Sarel are back and bringing confessions in abundance that covers wigs, social anxiety and ends with a listener confession that brings us to a stunned silence…  You can also hear chat about why we all need to give out more compliments - especially those that don’t validate beauty, and why is it that being your confident and funny self can mean people don’t belie...

Candice and Sarel are back in the closet of confession and this week, it’s a pep talk on reaching your full potential so please, take a second to push those headphones a little further. This week it’s all about why you need to listen to your jealousy, real talk on becoming the most ambitious version of yourself and why you need to “pull up the p***y drawbridge”! Don’t forget, what’s said in the cl...

This week, Candice and Sarel are starting off with a colon confession and ending on one of your “sneaky me time” secrets... Amongst that, we’re diving into why you need to tune into what your dreams are trying to tell you and why you need to get demoting without appraisal. As ever, what’s said in the closet, stays in the closet. So make sure you send in your anonymous confessions here:  https://do...

Closet Confessions is HERE. Candice Brathwaite and Coco Sarel are getting comfortable in Candice’s closet, ready to drop some of their truths and yours. In this pilot episode, Candice and Sarel share their confessions before going in on your christmas and gifting confessions… Wow did you come through - we’re never eating at any of your houses and we’re hoping you didn’t get our name at secret sant...