Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is the path to the Quiet Isle a metaphor for Brienne's long and winding journey or a trip to Ikea? In any case, the Quiet Isle gives Brienne (and us) a welcome pause...and inspiration for all the fanfic. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne VI.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 292

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you smell that Darry air? We meet more fun Freys, and ladies, let's face it, we've all been a Gatehouse Ami. Jaime's a great father figure, but Lancel has a rather strict view of what constitutes treason. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 291

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Can you feel the love in King's Landing? Our favorite twins can't. Harrenhal may be a nightmare, but the Golden Bitchslap is every shipper's dream. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 290

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tune in for hipster date night with Hyle Hunt where he gives the Stinking Goose a really bad Yelp review. You may not like him, but Hyle makes LoT laugh so he’s won her over. Special shoutout to Septon Meribald’s giant feet (wink wink). And Podrick Payne remains our special cinnamon roll. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne V....

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is smarter than anyone thinks. What is going on with the Squishers anyway? George’s sour grapes about that Hugo loss mean Brienne beat the crap out of Harry Potter. Did Brienne accidentally make a weirwood sacrifice? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne IV. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 288

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. There's kittens for everyone in King Tommen's land. Kevan and Loras get some great one-liners, but Jaime's quips are wasted on the likes of Lancel. Cersei's at her wine-throwing worst, and Jaime's having none of it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime II.  Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 287.

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to "Loathed No More," a Jaime/Brienne love story. We don't want Hyle Hunt for Brienne, but maybe we want him for ourselves? Is Mark Mullendore the Ross of the Knights of Summer? Maybe, but Brienne is definitely the Captain America of Westeros. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne III. Close The Door And Come Here - Episo...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Every time Brienne takes a bath she thinks of Jaime, confirmed. Pod breaks our hearts. There are some things Brienne would give up her honor for… Why do people hate happiness, and genitals? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows – Brienne II. Close The Door And Come Here - 285

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The Vigil that outstinks all Vigil’s. Pycelle is Tywin’s biggest stan. Jaime decides getting nasty next to the dead body of a family member might not be proper, finally. Jaime and Tommen bond over going away inside. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Jaime I Close The Door And Come Here - 284

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Everything about Brienne is ugly, except for her eyes. And her soul. And her mare, which is not a piebald. We get inside Brienne's head and , no surprise, it's a beautiful place to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Feast for Crows - Brienne I. Close The Door And Come Here - 283

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts like a man who can do whatever he chooses. Whatever he chooses. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IX. Close The Door And Come H...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh. Jaime trusts Loras will fall in love with Brienne if he just spends a few minutes alone with her. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VIII. Clo...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VII. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 280

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We have gathered here together to pray at the Church of Holy Weirwood Dreams. Ctrl F or GTFO. In one of ASoIaF's most epic chapters we've got bears, maidens, Bloodraven and some of the most swoonworthy lines in the series. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime VI. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 279

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime Lannister defense squad reporting for duty! Jaime's half a god and half of corpse, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight where naked Brienne is concerned. It's time to share some secrets in the Harrenhal bathhouse! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime V. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 278

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime IV.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 277

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime wants to touch Brienne a lot. Goodbye Cleos Frey, we barely knew ye. Eon needs to find a new mani/pedi nail place. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Jaime III.   Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 276

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime fires off some classic quips, but the real surprise is that Brienne has a sense of humor too. Our favorite couple-to-be continues to bicker their way over the hills and through the woods of the Riverlands. Jaime tries to give a little bit, but Brienne isn't having any of it...yet. We're reminded again that GRRM gives these characters life, while the show...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Brienne is a superhero, Jaime is super snarky and Cleos is pretty much just there. Brienne gives just as good as she gets and we can't wait to see the animated version of her literally sinking a ship. It's the start of a beautiful relationship and we're so here for it. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. ASoS Jaime I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episod...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. LoT doesn't know who Charles Dickens is, Eon can't feel her face, and we're all way too into potatoes. Comma is here to ruin all of your hurt/comfort fics. "Give me the dick, Kingslayer.". Does Jaime have game? Do we really want GRRM to write that sex scene? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Drunkcast 9.0. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 273

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We may not be Branraven, but we do have some ideas about ASoIaF endgame and whether we learned anything from the show that shall not be named. We get down to brass tacks and talk about Jaime & Brienne's future banging, the Iron Throne (or lack thereof), the valonqar, and just what kind of "king" Bran is really going to be. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fi...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We close the door on Game of Thrones and discuss our favorite/least favorite moments, miseries and mistakes from all 8 seasons. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones Series Retrospective. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 271

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We give the show the middle finger, and it gives it right back in Brienne's White Book scene. The finale had some beautiful visuals, but not a lot of heart. But maybe it all makes sense if Bran is the real bad guy? Eh, whatever...our watch has ended. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x06 "The Iron Throne". Close The Door And Come Here -...

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Our mailbag is as heavy as our hearts as the show may have finally broken us. Before we go away inside, let's have one more ragefest against the showrunners as we lament what might have been. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. Game of Thrones 8x05. "The Bells". Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 269

Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the return of Larry as the joy of Jaime and Brienne's consummation turns into ashes in our mouths by the end of the episode. We feel as bad as Ghost looks. We have some ideas for "I've never" questions, and hope that Jaime can math gestation enough to not have to wonder who's the daddy. In the midst of all of our rage, we would, however, like to point out...