Close Talkers - A Seinfeld Podcast

Derek makes up for last week with a Werner Herzog impression. We discuss whether passing along mail for a previous resident is worth it. George's date was going to help everyone and he blows it.

Did Derek record this episode from inside a garbage can? No, he just turned off his mic before we started. The gang tries to see a movie together.

Jerry and Elaine deal with duelling embarassments, George wins back Susan with penicillin and we say penis another 9 times.

Jerry ditches Elaine in coach, it's a good Kramer dialogue episode and Derek makes Katy feel bad for Hulk Hogan.

Glamour?! A very special Episode 50 is out! Derek and Katy go live on YouTube in a special extra-long episode about the best sitcom episode of all time.

We google a great many things about Seinfeld's The Virgin but we swear it's not boring to listen to.

Mark your calendars with a big red star! Wednesday, September 21 at 9pm EST we go live on YouTube to talk closely about The Contest! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7q38AKwGsKT0bHV6sSb6ZA

We have a lot of laughs talking about this dark Seinfeld episode about the opera, and tease something very special for episode 50.

In this episode, there are five storylines but we just talk pens, paper and panties.

We dive deep into voicemail, Derek calls out attached earlobes, and we only like Smarmy Confident George if he's directing it at a jerk.

Elaine sings with a stranger, George begs, Jerry bargains, and we bask in the glory of Beyond Belief.

Derek reveals a deep, dark secret, and has never been more disgusted with George.

Is The Pitch/The Ticket a good episode? How do you wipe with corn cobs? Can you recover from vomiting on someone?

This episode is a trip, which is neither dark nor funny (Seinfeld's, not ours).

We screwed up so much, here's a full bonus episode of corrections!

Key brothers share a sacred bond. We discuss bones, planes, Murphy Brown and other things we have no business talking about.

Katy was going to parallel park head first but thought better of it. Derek makes us all wait while he sets up a sick burn. George fights over a parking spot.

Welcome to Art Talk, our new podcast about art. Someone will have to explain it to George, and then explain the explanation.

Jerry ends up dating a sociopath who sideswiped a car. George has an affair with a sociopath's wife. Derek and Katy try to figure out some geography with the help of an old tune.

We're back with a regular episode! George's car breaks down on his way to pick up Jerry, and they masquerade as O'Brien and Murphy with unexpected results.

Derek records a solo mini episode, and makes Katy listen to a monologue a dozen times. Back to regular episodes next week.

We attempt to solve the age-old question that nobody has asked, "If you plug an old phone into a landline jack with no home phone service, can you still call 911?" And then some stuff about Keith Hernandez, unemployment, spitting on Newman, Elaine and jealousy, moving furniture, and a tall woman.

Derek and Katy read lines from this Emmy-winning episode and veer off in increasingly large tangents.

TW: Throughout this episode, we do talk about self-harm and suicide. Jerry makes moves on a woman whose boyfriend is in a coma, we discuss the finer points of pre- and post-fast dining and all things paranormal.

Thirty episodes in the bag and we still seem so new to this. We eat some Pez, discuss Pez loading techniques and briefly mention the episode.