Close Talkers - A Seinfeld Podcast

Episode 79 - The Stand In 04.05.2023 30:12 ↓

Where is Shelley? We discuss the superhunks (again),public transit and why you would ever take it out.

Episode 78 - The Pie 27.04.2023 39:08 ↓

Poppy is sloppy, it's Elaine's butt in the window, George's suit swooshes and we love gravy.

Episode 77 - The Marine Biologist 20.04.2023 32:31 ↓

George is a yellow, and not a marine biologist. Katy trusts Derek, and his impressions are spot on.

Episode 76 - The Dinner Party 13.04.2023 38:46 ↓

Katy wants to know why she wasn't invited to the wine enemas, Derek tells everyone in Cuba he loves them, and the gang doesn't go to a dinner party.

Episode 75 - The Stall 06.04.2023 37:43 ↓

There's more than one exploding whale video you need to see, we debunk the climbing accident and discuss the tortilla continuum.

Episode 74 - The Conversion 30.03.2023 32:07 ↓

It is a hard G or a soft G? Are those the ones that go around mutilating squirrels? Do you peek in the cabinet? Derek will if it's obvious, Katy will if you're weird.

Episode 73 - The Cigar Store 23.03.2023 34:08 ↓

We talk speech recognition again, reminisce about giving away furniture, and like the George storyline of this iffy episode.

Episode 72 - The Masseuse 16.03.2023 21:56 ↓

Jerry is a terrible person, Elaine loves OJ and we're still chatting about chatbots.

Episode 71 - The Barber 09.03.2023 32:18 ↓

We discover the true origin of the Super Mario Brothers, and get a robot to rank Seinfeld, while Jerry tries to cheat on his barber.

Episode 70 - The Non-Fat Yoghurt 02.03.2023 24:14 ↓

This time Katy's mic is off, but we still nail it. Derek mentions an outtake and never delivers, and claims he can eat a whole onion, fast.

Episode 69 - The Lip Reader 23.02.2023 28:38 ↓

We're not playing egg badminton here, we're discussing party etiquette. George eats a sundae.

Episode 68 - The Bris 16.02.2023 31:59 ↓

We cut so much of this episode out, you might say it was bris'd.

Episode 67 - The Sniffing Accountant 09.02.2023 37:16 ↓

Here's to feeling good all the time. Katy tries out her Mandarin and then promptly loses her voice. Derek tells an incredible bar story.

Episode 66 - The Glasses 02.02.2023 29:45 ↓

Derek and Katy recount stories of their eighth grade school trips because anything is more interesting than this Seinfeld episode about glasses.

Episode 65 - The Puffy Shirt 26.01.2023 25:11 ↓

Gaseous bologna, bananas in jello, and a shirt that was the third funniest thing in this episode.

Episode 64 - The Mango 19.01.2023 24:36 ↓

Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about mangoes please, let's talk about all the faking and the plantains that may be.

Episode 63 - Bonus Episode - Festivus 31.12.2022 35:19 ↓

It's a festivus miracle, a bonus episode! Warning: this episode contains lots of misophonic ASMR stuff, so beware.

Episode 62 - The Pilot I and II 22.12.2022 35:44 ↓

Raisins are different. Gorp is not to be shared. And how much loving DOES a normal couple need? Jerry and George's pilot is shot and killed.

Episode 61 - The Handicap Spot 15.12.2022 34:33 ↓

We embrace the beauty of silence as Derek tries to recall a classic tale and we draw triangles. Caution for kids listening in, we say "bitches" a bunch of times.

Episode 60 - The Smelly Car 01.12.2022 30:23 ↓

We debate the merits of white wine, exotic fruits and just a bit about this so-so episode.

Episode 59 - The Junior Mint 24.11.2022 29:33 ↓

Jerry never considers the name Regina. Katy remembers a time when you'd be flipping channels it would just be guts. Cam talks yoyos.

Episode 58 - The Implant 17.11.2022 24:56 ↓

Our hubris in claiming we are perfect comes back to bite us as Derek's microphone dies while we discuss fake boobs.

Episode 57 - The Old Man 10.11.2022 29:01 ↓

Jerry, George and Elaine all do the same job for a single day, and Vulture.com lose their minds over it.

Episode 56 - The Outing 03.11.2022 27:10 ↓

Can you get outed if you were never in? We weigh in on this controversial episode, but mostly just rate the world leader anti-hunks.

Episode 55 - The Shoes 27.10.2022 33:27 ↓

We debate what terrible things might have happened to our food, and Derek has lots to say about cleavage.