Close Talkers - A Seinfeld Podcast

Derek and Katy do not like this episode. Derek and Katy talk about killer tomatoes instead. Derek and Katy sing a song from Drag Race.

Frank has a lot going on on the top floor. George doesn't want kasha in bed. Derek refuses to believe Canada Post is responsible for postal codes.

Elaine's friend leaves her three blocks from home with all her ski gear. George yells at a delicate genius. We are still talking about pointy heads.

Elaine tries to recruit to her team. Jerry watches Melrose. We debate pointy heads.

We go live for our 100th episode and Seinfeld's 100th episode clip show! We struggle with audio, we talk over the episode, we have a nice fun time.

A toupee, a lie, a pair of glasses, and a scofflaw in that order. New York is real and it's full of diapers and delivery boxes.

Tim Whatley regifts a label maker, the second most wonderful office equipment. George eats a dark pickle. We fix Canadian football. Ukraine is not weak.

Pickleball culture is out of control. Jerry fails successfully at the switch. Katy tries to guess where the name is real or not. TW: Eating disorders are mentioned in this episode.

Katy's not a communist but she looks best in drab green. Derek's not a communist but he wrote for the Daily Worker. George goes to Cuba.

We could go the tomato route, but instead we crowd into the changeroom at Barney's.

Mr. Pitt gets to briefly live his dream, George drives Mr. Voight's car, Jerry doesn't want to be a cowboy and Elaine's next stop is Pottersville.

It's a summer clip show!

We take a break, we have a KitKat, and some other tasty and not so tasty treats in this summer bonus episode. Lots of chewing and eating noises, beware.

If you order it, it's a meal. Derek doesn't know who he's making fun of anymore, and we rate the Irish superhunks.

Derek says the words "better than naked is hoiking?" in this episode, in which we also say the word sex a lot. We talk more about the shirt off than the garbage eclair.

Poppie micturates on Jerry's couch. Tipping culture is fraught, and in the end we didn't tip the guys because they didn't come back the next day. Also it's an abortion episode.

We alienate our American listeners, Donna Chang leads everyone on, and Derek doesn't even think Larry David deserves mention.

Jerry's cheque-cashing sends his Nana into the mean streets for the first time in 20 years and there are three other storylines to boot.

Katy and Derek do a deep dive on pens and pencils. We learn about Katy's childhood cereal habit.

Rhode Island are never contenders. We appreciate a classic Miss America performance.

Katy's a deli meats gal, because a lot of sins could be hidden in tuna. Derek believes the opposite of eating a tuna sandwich is throwing up a tuna sandwich.

There was shrinkage. You gotta see the baby. Breathtaking. One of the best episodes of all time and we talk about Idiocracy and the Full Monty.

Derek lectures us on theism, but concludes by suggesting we read "Nietzche's book over there" for the complete story. George runs from a fire and Katy misunderstands an accident.

Stand up is bread. In this double episode where a lot happens and everyone shows up, we spend (y)our time talking about keys.

We talk cleaners with offensive statues, cleaners with crumbling architecture, olives, and peeing in the shower (it's fine).