Close Talkers - A Seinfeld Podcast

Episode 30 - The Subway 05.05.2022 30:22 ↓

The four ride the subway to Coney Island, to the bookies, to a wedding, and to ruin. Derek and Katy discuss future podcast possibilities.

Episode 29 - The Red Dot 28.04.2022 31:25 ↓

George buys a sweater with a red dot. Derek tries on hats. Katy laughs.

Episode 28 - The Alternate Side 21.04.2022 27:41 ↓

Katy takes a sip of Derek's drink off-mic and it nearly ends the podcast. Derek rates the superhunks. The four get into shenanigans.

Episode 27 - The Stranded 14.04.2022 32:02 ↓

The butterfly pea tequilas are flowing, and Derek and Katy discuss parties, cough remedies and whether Mr. Long Island got what Jerry paid for.

Episode 26 - The Nose Job 07.04.2022 31:31 ↓

We say penis 13 times and discuss aliases and Audrey/Aubrey/Marjorie's nose job.

Episode 25 - The Tape 31.03.2022 22:36 ↓

A mysterious woman leaves a saucy message on Jerry's tape recorder, George wears a cowboy hat and Derek takes off a sock.

Episode 24 - The Cafe 24.03.2022 21:36 ↓

Derek thinks we should have lost this episode, Katy steals lines and forgets her own, Elaine and George have a caper and Jerry is nice?

Episode 23 - The Parking Garage 17.03.2022 23:27 ↓

The four lose the car. The four find the car. We're calling them the four now.

Episode 22 - The Library 10.03.2022 29:44 ↓

We talk sexy book recommendations, the rise and fall of the wedgie, and the many many guests stars of this fine episode.

Episode 21 - The Dog 03.03.2022 24:14 ↓

Jerry minds a dog, George and Elaine find that they are friends-in-law, and that's about it.

Episode 20 - The Pen 24.02.2022 26:59 ↓

We hit up The Pines of Mar Gables Phase II, visiting Morty and Helen Seinfeld to talk about pens and abutments.

Episode 19 - The Truth 17.02.2022 34:59 ↓

Derek and Katy talk hoodies, Drag Race, surprises, and eventually about this episode, which is about what it deserves.

Episode 18 - The Note 10.02.2022 33:33 ↓

George and Jerry get massages, Derek explains a preference and Katy gets a surprise.

Episode 17 - The Busboy 03.02.2022 40:39 ↓

George gets someone fired, Elaine's room is a flea market, Derek knocks out a friend's teeth, and Katy already bought you a bus ticket.

Episode 16 - The Chinese Restaurant 27.01.2022 36:04 ↓

Let's order from the Chinese food restaurant, let's order from the Greek food restaurant, let's order from the Thai food restaurant.

Episode 15 - The Baby Shower 20.01.2022 30:38 ↓

George keeps a shirt and some feelings for too long, and Russian caricatures crash a nighttime baby shower.

Episode 14 - The Deal 13.01.2022 32:10 ↓

Just like popcorn and beer, Jerry and Elaine do not belong together. Warning: This episode mentions sex. *gasp!*

Episode 13 - The Heart Attack 06.01.2022 33:56 ↓

If George wanted ice cream so badly, why did he throw it away? Elaine's tongue gets some attention. Bonus ASMR for the weirdos.

Episode 12 - The Revenge 23.12.2021 30:02 ↓

George rage quits, Elaine schemes, Jerry loses money, Kramer washes concrete, Derek discusses underwear and Katy silently searches for a book. TW: Please skip from around 9 minutes to after 10 to avoid discussion of suicide.

Episode 11 - The Statue 16.12.2021 29:05 ↓

Inka dink a bottle of ink, the cork fell out and this episode stinks. Seinfeld's, not ours.

Episode 10 - The Apartment 09.12.2021 28:17 ↓

George wears a redding wing to attack women, Jerry doesn't want Elaine cramping his style, and we debate what mousse is for.

Episode 9 - The Phone Message 02.12.2021 32:06 ↓

George leaves terrible phone messages. We focus on the stuffing chocolate in your bra and hat parts and less on the other parts.

Episode 8 - The Jacket 25.11.2021 27:52 ↓

How much was the jacket? Why didn't Jerry try to fix it? Why can't we figure out which way is up or down on the microphone gain?

Episode 7 - The Pony Remark 18.11.2021 25:27 ↓

Jerry offends a nice old lady, plays daytime ball and we show our appreciation for Ginuwine and Evgeni Plushenko. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMIErbpN_ys

Episode 6 - The Ex-Girlfriend 11.11.2021 30:00 ↓

Jerry dates George's annoying ex-girlfriend and we rank melons, no pun intended.