Clique Bait

Aricia has convinced herself that tap dancing is essentially the same as river dancing and has now traveled to Ireland to woo a ginger lover by flailing her legs about with reckless abandon. Will her sick choreo finally snag Brooke a best friend-in-law who is more pale than she is? We'll find out! All that to say, we don't have a regular Clique Bait episode today so we are offering our newest (F)u...

It might be a new month, but it’s still chock full of virgins who can’t drive. Don’t believe us? Take a look at what we’re digging into today: • A ruined proposal• Milk battle royale• Cosplaying as poor• Brooklyn beef (from a clique babe!)• A friend not getting a friend discount• Lazy mommas Are you wondering if you did something way harsh? Send your AIWHT stories to us at almostfamelessofficial@g...

Aricia thinks everyone deserves to win but, as usual, Brooke is the only one winning the holiday game! On today's episode:• Kylie Jenner is in the middle of yet another lawsuit• Tom Sandoval finds himself going through another tumultuous breakup• Blake Lively simply refuses to let it end with us• Ciara Miller & Tefi Pessoa get criticism for Love Island After Sun thoughts• Details around the sad pa...

Can someone start a driver's ed class because there are way too many virgins who can't drive. Today's AIWHT includes: • Sisters beefing over inheritance money• A boyfriend who tries to sabotage his girlfriend• An overbearing fake sister-in-law and a family full of assholes• A neighbor who aspires to be a yardwork paparazzo• A bridesmaid dress sabotage• A classic battle of mom vs. stepmom Wondering...

We have an audience of one in the studio today and if you listen reeeaaaal close you'll hear their cute little chuckles! On today's episode:• Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO push her Youtube• Olivia Wilde opens up about Harry Styles, Jason Sudeikis, & Don't Worry Darling• Dissecting James Franco's wild new TikTok videos• The Chris Brown lawsuit we had no idea was happening• Halsey's Twitter beef with the w...

Monday? More like non-driving virgins day, amirite??Here’s what we’re digging into today:• Vacation cost splitting• Exes in the same friend group• Hedge trimming (NOT an innuendo, get your minds outta the gutter)• Familial entitlement to lottery winnings• Nosy (and crushing?) friends• A kid who can’t stop living on the edgeWondering if you did something way harsh? Send your AIWHT stories to us at...

Aricia is fresh off of her trip to New York and now she's allegedly a huge Knicks fan! On today's episode:• Tyra Banks is suing Netflix• Hank Azaria & Dave Portnoy are mad at Taylor Swift• A second expose about Alex Cooper and her husband• Summer House drama is still going strong• Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO are getting a divorce• Tom Holland confirms marriage to Zendaya• Justin Baldoni has to pay Blak...

Presenting you with more virgins who can't drive. Today's AIWHT includes:• An abusive ex wants his feet to be pampered, damn it• A possible sociopath who wants to kill their cousin's pets• An idiot who makes his inability to hold his liquor everyone else's problem • A plus one wedding dispute• Sneaky gift giving• A vacation runawayHave a story you want us to weigh in on? Send your AIWHT stories to...

We recorded this episode on Best Friends Day and didn't even know it but luckily for you June 10th is National (blank) Day and it's almost as tasty as our friendship! On today's episode:• Morgan Wallen's newest antics• Anna Faris talks about almost dying• The newest rumors around Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding• Kim Kardashian pissing off F1 fans• Weird story of the week featuring some glue,...

Grab your umbrellas because the forecast is in and it looks like it's going to be cloudy with a strong chance of virgins who can't drive! Today we're digging into:• A grandma who recently went vegan• Event space rental etiquette• Someone giving their sibling the stone cold truth• Reading requirements for college• The expectations of friendships• Friends crushing dreams or just being greenAre you w...

Okay okay, Brooke decided she would take notes during her Super Bowl and bring you a recap of the Summer House reunion. But that's not all we're yapping away about today!' On today's episode:• The saga that is Patagonia Vs. Pattie Gonia!• Breaking down part 2 of the Summer House reunion.• The drama around Olivia Rodrigo's baby doll dress.• Figuring out if Charli D'Amelio's parents hid her money?!•...

Today we encounter a plethora of virgins who can't drive. Today's AIWHT includes: • A rehomed dog (sad face)• A pain in the ass bachelorette party• A stay at home Mom's performance review• A family of lasagna thieves• A stage 5 clinger mother in law• Housing an entire cake (Aricia's hero) Send us your AIWHT stories to almostfamelessofficial@gmail.com If you want a taste of the Patreon you can find...

Aricia has finally gotten all of the seaweed out of her crevasses and today's holiday is an educational experience. YOU'RE WELCOME! On today's episode:• Unpacking the footage from Britney Spears's DUI arrest.• Chelsea Handler and Shane Gillis are still beefing over the Kevin Hart Roast.• A wedding guest of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce is apparently having a cruel summer after getting their invite...

Welcome to the very first installment of 'Am I Way Harsh, Tai?' Our version of Am I The Asshole? Today's AIWHT include: • Not flushing toilets• A poor bridesmaid• A destination wedding• A roommate rent dilemma If you find one that you want us to include email it to us at almostfamelessofficial@gmail.com. If you want a taste of the Patreon, you can find a collection of free episodes here! Follow Cl...

Aricia has finally washed ashore! And even though she saw things out there that some of us have only read about in fantasy books, she has an obligation to deliver the news no matter how much seaweed she has stuck in her crevasses. On today's episode:• Mandy Moore breaks her silence on the toxic mom group drama.• Elsie Hewitt puts Pete Davidson on blast.• Conflicting stories about Britney Spears an...

You've heard about him for years and have even heard his voice in the background of (F)uncut Friday, but today you're getting a full dose of Brooke's hubby! On today's episode:• Jenn Fessler from Real Housewives of New Jersey has entered the Summer House Chat courtesy of Ciara Miller!• The roast of Kevin Hart and why it seemed so damn dark.• The FCC released complaints from Bad Bunny's Super Bowl...

We have a special Mother's Day episode this week featuring Brooke's hilarious parents! On today's episode:• Met Gala backlash but make it fashion!• Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni call a truce. It has FINALLY ended with us!• Quickies featuring Britney Spears, Whitney Leavitt, Taylor Frankie Paul, & Blue Dot Fever!• Mother's Day themed games!• Brooke's Dad finally breaks his silence about his 300 M...

We know we said we'd be dark this week, but we didn't want to leave you completely hanging. We hope you enjoy this little break from the world as we go completely off the rails. We always encourage you to grab a joint and a glass of milk, but this time, you're DEFINITELY gonna want to smoke 'em if you got 'em. If you want a taste of the Patreon you can find a collection of free episodes here! Foll...

New name, who dis? Welcome to The Clique, Famies! On this week's Episode: • A new Bloomberg expose adds another layer the Alix Earle, Alex Cooper, Brianna Chickenfry feud.• If Blake Lively were The Titanic, Ryan Reynolds would be the orchestra playing until the very last second.• Ice Spice gets slapped in the face at McDonald's.• The alleged feud between Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson.• West Wilso...

It's time for a little name change, Famies! But don't worry, you're still the Famely! On this week's Episode: • Ruby Rose's allegations against Katy Perry• Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are BEEFING!• Britney Spears checks herself into rehab• Justin Bieber and Sabrina Carpenter ruffle feathers at Coachella• Lena Dunham's claims about Adam Driver• Taylor Frankie Paul is free. Now, grab a joint and a gl...

Get your taste buds ready because it's National (fill in the blank) Day, Famies! On this week's Episode:• MORE updates in the Summer House Saga between Ciara Miller, Amanda Batula, & West Wilson• Tori Spelling’s car crash• Details surrounding Blake Lively’s lawsuit against Justin Baldoni• Savannah Guthrie’s return to the anchor desk• Brian Littrell is the king of the beach whether you like it or n...

We're going public this week since we were off last week. But don't panic, funcut is just as unhinged as always - Olympics tickets queues, RiRi playing matchmaker (hopefully for not just Ciara), idea machines, and tangents. Let's goooooo! Find us on Patreon and join our After School Hang Tier to get ad-free episodes and a new uncut episode every week! Follow Almost Fameless on Patreon or wherever...

It’s a loose one today, Famely! Editing? I don’t know her. But honestly, we kind of love today’s recording process so maybe it’s here to stay? On this week's Episode: •Tiger Woods and his inability to keep cars in one piece•The entire Summer House Saga between Ciara Miller, Amanda Batula, & West Wilson•Usher simping for Diddy•A look inside the failed Barbie Dream Fest•Our theory on the culprit beh...

Famies, Happy (fill in the blank) Day! And spoiler alert Aricia is not pleased with the holiday it is today so she will be writing a strongly worded letter to the Chancellor of Holidays. On this week's Episode:•Complete Taylor Frankie Paul timeline•Breaking down Justin Timberlake’s arrest video•Chappell Roan’s recent backlash•Barry Keoghan asking everyone to stop being an asshole•Shia LaBeouf’s nu...

Famies, it’s safe to say after a Saturday that included a celebrity sighting, a broken window, and a NINE HOUR emergency vet visit, we’re happy for once that the weekend is behind us. And there has been so much drama since we recorded (looking at you, Taylor Frankie Paul), so we’ll get to all of that on (F)uncut Friday. On this week's Episode:•Rebel Wilson has gotten herself into a PR Nightmare•Do...