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Happy International Women's Month, Famely! Make sure you celebrate by purposely NOT SMILING!On this week's Episode:• Everything we know about Britney Spears's DUI• Timothée Chalamet punching the air about ballet and opera• Emma Watson's rich new lover• The unhinged woman threatening Rihanna• Demi Lovato on her geriatric ex• Christina Applegate almost couldn't afford many leather bound books with A...

Famies, it’s officially March and like Brooke’s Dad (whose ancestors invented potatoes AND rainbows in the old country) would say in a leprechaun voice, “Yee da didily dee, let’s get drunk and fight!” On this week's Episode: The internet losing its mind over a possible Jim Carrey Clone Lisa Rinna drugged at The Traitors premiere party Shia LaBeouf saying a whole lot of homophobic shit Hilary Duff...

It's the last Friday of the month, which means we're going main feed for today's funcut!! Fair warning, we're really putting the cray in funcut friday today. Here's what we're getting into: • Aricia's day of too many activities • Brooke's certified mental illness method for going somewhere • Internet = more good? or more bad? • Benny Blanco has feet that get dirty (who knew!?) • Colton Underwood's...

Famies, we're fresh off the winter olympics and we too were invited to the State of the Union Address but could only go if we agreed to sit on the laps of the Men's U.S. hockey team, so we had to decline. Also this was recorded before updates to the BAFTA's story so we will touch on those during (F)uncut Friday, but if you want to watch the video we mentioned from the black creator with Tourette's...

Famies, we are fresh off of a Galentine's weekend full of the things we love most: treats, trash T.V., and tiffs. But we can't relax forever because the world needs us to deliver the hard-hitting news. In today' episode we get into: Updates in Nancy Guthrie’s kidnapping Saying goodbye to James Vanderbeek Britney Spears selling her music catalog Brad Pitt fighting Tom Cruise in an AI Deepfake Video...

Happy Gay-lentines Day, Famely!! Some of you have been asking what our old pal and producer Liam has been up to since we all got kicked to the curb. So we thought, "Why not make him our very first guest?!" And he did not disappoint! Join us as we finally break down our Romcom Mount Rushmores, answer your questions, and reminisce about one of the most unhinged moments to ever happen on one of our f...

Happy February, Famies!! We have no idea if the Groundhog saw his shadow, but we do know that we're happy to have made it through another month. On today's show we got: Celebrating the absolute icon that is Catherine O'Hara A Grammy Awards recap Sydney Sweeney's stringing her new lingerie all over the Hollywood sign Odessa A'Zion's casting controversey Ray J's claim he only has months to live Grab...

Famely, how much drama can one news cycle handle? Apparently the limit does not exist! On today's show we got: An update on the unsealed texts and emails in the It Ends With Us saga A breakdown of the drama behind the scenes of Queer Eye The Traitors social media drama The odd commentary on Meghan Trainor's new baby via surrogate Kanye West's full page apology in the Wall Street Journal Hillary Du...

(F)uncut Friday is Free-Stylin’ today! Get it? We’re making today’s episode free (aka, accessible to everyone not just our baetreons) and also we’re both aspiring rappers, the intro writes itself. But the point is, we’re making today’s episode FREE so that everyone can get a nice accurate peek into what you get when you sign up on Patreon. Disclaimer: this cannot be submitted as evidence for 5150i...

Welcome to our kinda new format, Famies!! In an effort to bring you more narrative content, AF will be pop culture news only as we work behind the scenes to bring you a shiny new second podcast each week! Since we're now covering more stories, we're hoping the following guide makes it easier to see what topics we're covering! Today's stories: Beckham Family Drama Keith Urban's Love Life Rumors Jen...

Huge news, Famies!! We managed to do a whole episode without a single legal story. Is the world finally healing? Doubt it, but we’ll take the small wins where we can get them. Starting off today, we are finally digging into all of Ashley Tisdale’s Mom group drama. It’s a story full of secrecy, social media digs, and high school drama that would put Regina George to shame. Then, we’re breaking down...

We are so back, baby! Welcome to 2026 Famely!! Let’s make it a good one. Or at least a better one than whatever the hell 2025 was. We’re kicking today off with a double dose of accusations. Will Smith’s former violinist is claiming that Will sexually harassed him and then retaliated by firing him. And Cardi B’s football boo Stefon Diggs is in hot water after his live-in chef claimed he physically...

Happy New Year, Famely! 2025 has been a real bitch, but we wanted to end the year by handing out some awards to the celebrities who deserve a little bit of gratitude. See who won the award for best new couple, best meme, most badass celeb moment, best reality TV beef, hottest athlete (this one will come as a shock to absolutely no one), plus the Leave Britney Alone Award, which is going to a celeb...

Today, we’re starting things off on a sad note after the truly devastating and untimely loss of legendary film director Rob Reiner and his wife Michele. Things are moving fast with their son Nick Reiner already in custody, but we’re choosing to focus on Rob’s incredible career. Then, we’re breaking down the drama with Meghan Markle’s Dad. This relationship has always been rocky and it looks like i...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! We're currently sailing the high seas (and hopefully NOT fighting fellow cruisegoers for cheating at trivia). So, while we're away, we've got a Holiday Spectacular episode to hopefully get you in the spirit of our favorite holiday season. Since it's not an A&B evergreen episode without superlatives, we begin by breaking down our Mount Rushmore of holiday m...

Famies, we hope you had a good time celebrating the anniversary of Brooke’s appearance in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. But, we’re back and stuffed full of taters! Today we’re putting our fake law degrees to use once again. We’re starting things off with a double dose of lawsuits! Katy Perry is going head to head with an 85-year-old millionaire, but are the headlines being misleading about t...

We thought adult sleepovers were our thing but apparently we've been a huge inspiration to Britney Spears and the Kardashians. Kim and Khloe hosted Britney in Calabasas and we're getting major flashbacks from our 90's Patreon promo. Basically, they're obsessed with us. Next up, we dive in to the alleged post made by Offset throwing shade at Cardi B's new baby. Do we need to reboot the Maury Show a...

Welcome to the Hunger Games! Today, we’re kicking things off with Kris Jenner’s 70th star studded birthday party! It was really the who’s who of people too rich to care that the world is crumbling. And speaking of people who are fresh out of fucks, Nikki Glaser hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend and really towed the line with a risqué opening monologue. Some people think she was too inappropr...

Are Halloween costumes getting too high brow or is it just us? First up today, we weigh in on all of the backlash Julia Fox received for her bloody Jackie O Halloween costume. Was it a trick or a treat? Her costume wasn’t the only one people were talking about. It looks like diss tracks are out, and diss costumes are in. Then, we talk all about our girl Billie Eilish’s message to billionaires at t...

Hey Richies or is it Fame Whores? That’s for you guys to decide and we can’t wait for your choice. Look out for the poll on Patreon!! On this week’s episode we’re starting off with the now infamous Anniversary post that Kristen Bell dedicated to her hubby Dax Shepard and the backlash it received. Next up, we’re getting into those videos of Britney Spears during a night out on the town with her fri...

We’ll take memoirs no one asked for for $500, Alex. Today we’re breaking down the numerous claims that Kevin Federline makes about his ex-wife Britney Spears in his new memoir, ‘You Thought You Knew.’ Then we’re diving into the seemingly media labeled feud between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. I guess the beauty market is more cutthroat than Monday Night Raw. After that, we’ve got something else...

We know we’ve been saying this since basically the second day of this year, but can 2025 please chill? Today we start off saying our goodbyes to Diane Keaton - an absolute Hollywood legend and one of our fave romcom faces. Then we delve into what may be the most absurd coupling ever - Katy Perry and…Justin Trudeau? They’ve given new meaning to the term ‘love boat’ while cuddling up on her yacht. A...

Is Taylor Swift a bunny, because she sure left a lot of easter eggs for us to find. On today’s episode we’re doing our best to dive into all the theories surrounding Taylor’s new album The Life of a Showgirl. We’re also breaking down the end of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban’s 20 year marriage. Did a young guitar player steal Keith’s heart? An awkward song re-write says maybe. Plus, we have back to...

The calendar says October and we couldn’t be happier cause cozy weather is just ahead (yes, we both live in LA and yes, we’re both delulu). Today we’re breaking down Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco officially tying the knot and the (very much alleged) drama that came to play on their day. Then we get a double dose of Hollywood hotties - Pete Davidson talking about cancel culture and Glenn Powell tal...

Did you miss us? Aricia & Brooke are back and better than ever (our assessment)! The former hosts of Even the Rich, Even the Royals, Rich and Weekly have taken the lemons of being laid off and turned them into delicious lemonade (also our assessment). Today we’re breaking down Zac Efron and Nina Dobrev trying to out-Italy our Italian adventure and Reese Witherspoon rewiring her brain (while saying...