Clever Name Podcast

We finally decided to do one show a week! Dont worry we'll be putting lots of extras out and clip, including our 4:20 episode out on Friday. This show is all about Steven Seagul and what (if any) statements hes made are true. We find the facts about all of Mr Seaguls claims like did he have a sex slave? is he Italian? or Is he a GOD.

We have crystal on the show today and she is hosting a game. We play a Price Is Right Style game where the person furthest from the correct answer gets shot with heavy rubber bullets. Crystal takes pleasure in shooting us multiple times until we have a winner. The Ryan and Dan do their new signature segment "Fake New" where we debunk fake news stories and find the true ones.

We start the show by talking about Ryans weird dream about masturbating. Then we discuss the greatest invention of all time. The Pizza Ordering Vibrator. Its a dildo that orders pizza for you. If you want the exclusive stuff no one gets to see click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast

Ryan and Dan start off the show by getting pissed off about their previous recording that went to shit ! They didn't realize until their 1 HOUR recording was done that the audio was choppy and unusable ! Then they ask the listeners if they would rather have 1 awesome show a week that they would spend a lot of time on or keep everything the way it is with 2 shows a week. Afterwords they get into a...

We watch the video of ryan high on salvia

If you want to see the full salvia video click here, but be warned it is graphic: https://www.patreon.com/posts/is-ryan-going-to-17882183? Today we talk about ryans weird childhood experiences and dan tries to guess what is true. Then we discuss a news story were a man had diarrhea on a roller coaster and a guy who got super gonorrhea. Then Ryan smokes a toke of salvia and this get scary.

This is the episode Dan did not want you to see. He thinks this inst funny and Ryan wanted to let you guys decide. Let us know what you think in the comments

Ryan amps up a future twitch stream he's going to do where he streams for 12 hours plus ! We try and figure out how he can do it with as little breaks as possible so for food he would have to get delivery and for washroom breaks he would just piss in a jug ! Afterwords, Ryan and Crystal play a guessing game against each other to see if Dan knows the answer or not ! Dan gets asked questions like wh...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about their ancient technique and ways they used to masturbate as kids. Ryan use to resort to masturbating to small sex scenes in movies while Dan would masturbate on the family computer ! It was a dark time for both of them. Afterwords, they both get into how shitty of customers they both had while working customer service jobs. Ryan even finds some bad...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about the movie they reviewed earlier that day, Jason X ! The movie is about some asshole serial killer ( Jason from Friday The 13th ) who goes to the future and kills almost everyone he sees because he's a dick. The movie starts off by Jason getting frozen and then rediscovered 400 years later by humans from another planet. They find out that Jason is wo...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the biggest douche bag on the show. The previous episode was undecided because Ryan fought with Dan about Ryan sending an unsolicited dick picture to his girlfriend ! Turns out that his girlfriend DID in fact want the penis picture which means Ryan did not get...

We started todays show talking about our new biggest fan. A girl who went above and beyond for the show ;). Make sure to listen to find out what happened. Then we talk about our contest that is still going on to win a $20 amazon card. Make sure to follow us on twitch to enter. Then we find out once and for all who is the bigger douche on the show. In an epic battle for douche supremacy, only one c...

Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com Dan gets called out for the 5th and final time for not asking random people questions for the show so now he has to pay the consequences ! Ryan and Crystal let Dan pick 3 out of 5 punishments tha...

We start the show talking about a woman who tried to murder a girl who looked like her to steal her identity, with a cheesecake. We do the draw for our Gaming gift card and we announce the winner. Then we talk about our next contest to win a $20 amazon card. All you have to do is watch us on twitch to earn points! Then we finish our discussion on STDs from our last show with the grossest stories i...

Ryan and Dan are joined by Crystal today and they start the show off by addressing their unsuccessful twitch channel. Then Ryan lays it out on Dan when he doesn't go out AGAIN and ask random people questions ! So if Dan doesn't do it this time he's going to have to spin the punishment wheel ! Afterwords, Ryan talks about his reoccurring fart piss problem again. Then that somehow segways into Ryan...

If you want to sign up for our contest for a gaming gift card of your choice, go to Clevernamepodcast.com enter your email. ending Tuesday February 27th. We start the show by talking about how dan STILL has not gone out on the street to ask questions. SO because he didnt we came up with more and worse questions. If you have any questions youd like Dan to ask strangers on the street LEAVE THEM IN T...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by freaking out about a commercial they saw on tv ! The commercial was talking about a shortage of meat in the world and for people to stop eating meat on Mondays. Fuck that noise, Ryan and Dan talk about going out with a bang ! Then they talk about how they're so thankful for their fans and all of their support, They also talk about how a fan is going to send them...

Dan will have to go out on the street and and embarrass himself because you guys commented and said you wanted it. Next Ryan talks about a Rush concert he went to when he was younger. He was kicked out for smoking weed and meet a strange man out front. Ryan describes the events that transpire. Then we get to the best part of the show when Dan and Ryan watch porn from Porn hub and try to describe t...

Comment if you want to see Dan do some man on the street interviews. Today we talk about the study that was released saying that 100 Germans are dying every year from masturbation. We discuss the stories resealed in this article. After we look at a snowmobile driving with no driver in Newfoundland. That's not all! We also tell you what the cure for baldness is!

Today we do Dans Two Lies and A Truth and Ryan and Crystal compete. The loser will have to go down on the winner. A heated battle ensues. Then we give the best sex advice known to the internet by answering the craziest sex questions we could find. Remember to follow us on Twitch to watch our live streams daily: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast And enter our contest to win a gaming gift card by signing...

Ryan, Dan and Crystal are starting off the show talking about the old game show Password ! They plan on reincarnating and playing the game for their show. Before that game starts they sincerely thank the Patreon donators and all supporters for the show ! They also talk about the disappearance of one of their favourite fans Zach. If anybody finds him dm Clever Name Podcast. Afterwords, they start p...

We start the show by talking about an underage girl who was charged with distributing child pornography of herself. Then Ryan gives and update on his new job. A breaking update coming out of California. House parties are being illegal and to "bros" go to congress to stop this injustice. After that we tell you who is more slutty by pitting to slutty stories against each other and we determine who i...

We have a new contest for a gaming gift card and all you have to do is sign up for our mailing list at clevernamepodcast.com. Then we talk about crystals hand and how she hurt it. If you want to see her hand you can watch it here on the main page of our website. The we spend the rest of the show talking to the weirdest places people have masturbated.

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about Dan's disgusting pimple on his face. Then Ryan talks about how he cheated to get his drivers test ( sucked the guys dick ) and we all had good chuckle. Somehow that conversation transitioned into senior discounts being a thing because grandmas can't cum anymore. Which led to 2 dicks going in one hole and if that made the guys gay for touching dicks....

Ryan starts the show with a story about a man who was charged with sexual assault for touching a girls breast during consensual sex. Then Ryan discusses the events that took place with crystal in a uhaul. The owls dying because of the marijuana boom is talked about and lastly we talk about another man burning down his house by trying to blow torch a spider.