Clever Name Podcast

Today we watch the movie that moved Steven Seagal to tears it was so good, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. In this hilarious movie involves former U.S. Navy SEAL Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) has left the armed forces to lead a quiet life as a chef in Denver. While taking time off from his new job, Ryback decides to go on a scenic train trip with his niece Sarah (Katherine Heigl). When the arrival o...

We start the show with a new intro that Jeff made for us. Here is his information if you like what you hear Jeff at  Autotelic Music  https://autotelic.bandcamp.com/album/podcast-themes-intros contact info:  jeff.fajans@gmail.com   Then Dan believes he could rap a better intro and takes a crack at at it. After that we get high and read news stories including a man who "slipping the the shower" and...

On todays show we talk about Ryans Girlfriend got a new tattoo and how she felt about our last episode. Then we play Am I The Father game by playing a clip from a Maury and try to guess whether or not the man in each clip is in fact the father a kid hes denying. After we go over some common sex myths that people believe are true.

We play everyone's favorite game "Is Dan A Pedophile?" This is were dan has to determine if a girl in a picture is old enough for him to find them attractive. Then we talk about what happened to our Patreon, our show being moved from soundcloud to Libsyn and when the paintball episode will come out.  If you want to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Listen to th...

We got a shock collar and that means we have to use it. We are playing shock Jenga. While one person has the shock collar on and trying to play Jenga the other will have the remote. After that dan has put together a game with intervention clips.

We are talking public pooping. A lady who is shitting in front of a persons house on three different occasions. Then a woman who shits in a coffee shop and throws it at the employees. After we find the real way to give yourself a blowjob and watch some horrifying videos.

We have the pleasure of having our old friends from back in the day Spenny and Tom on the show and we reminisce about high school, getting arrested, stealing weed plants and getting high as fuck. Then Dan and Spenny have the freestyle battle to end all freestyle battles. Who will win this round?

On Todays show we talk about restaurant revenge stories where cooks and waiters do horrible things to peoples food. Then the mystery of who has been pooping in the football field is solved. After that we find out how a woman got a baby stuck in her vagina. Lastly we find out that a woman is trying to sue her parents for making her so damn ugly. If you want to support us make sure to follow us on p...

Ryan talks about the terrible headaches he has been getting over the last few days. The Dan came came up with a game because Ryan is so bad at spelling. Ryan has to spell simple everyday words and if he is up able he gets shot with the most powerful airsoft gun we have.

If you want more of the show make sure to subscribe to our patreon for daily shows and more!: https://patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Ryan and Dan start off the show discussing their bet to see if Dan would get diarrhea or not in Mexico. Dan loses the 50 dollar bet because he could not contain his inevitable ass piss. Then they start talking about how much of a ginger Dan is and then their moms big...

Dan is on vacation so I had the pleasure of having Rikki and Charley from Dear God Its Me 30 podcast back on the show. We discuss the many things about California that are strange or interesting. Things get fun when we talk about donkey shows at the end.

420 Show - Weed Cures Everything by Ryan

We finally decided to do one show a week! Dont worry we'll be putting lots of extras out and clip, including our 4:20 episode out on Friday. This show is all about Steven Seagul and what (if any) statements hes made are true. We find the facts about all of Mr Seaguls claims like did he have a sex slave? is he Italian? or Is he a GOD.

We have crystal on the show today and she is hosting a game. We play a Price Is Right Style game where the person furthest from the correct answer gets shot with heavy rubber bullets. Crystal takes pleasure in shooting us multiple times until we have a winner. The Ryan and Dan do their new signature segment "Fake New" where we debunk fake news stories and find the true ones.

We start the show by talking about Ryans weird dream about masturbating. Then we discuss the greatest invention of all time. The Pizza Ordering Vibrator. Its a dildo that orders pizza for you. If you want the exclusive stuff no one gets to see click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast

Ryan and Dan start off the show by getting pissed off about their previous recording that went to shit ! They didn't realize until their 1 HOUR recording was done that the audio was choppy and unusable ! Then they ask the listeners if they would rather have 1 awesome show a week that they would spend a lot of time on or keep everything the way it is with 2 shows a week. Afterwords they get into a...

We watch the video of ryan high on salvia

If you want to see the full salvia video click here, but be warned it is graphic: https://www.patreon.com/posts/is-ryan-going-to-17882183? Today we talk about ryans weird childhood experiences and dan tries to guess what is true. Then we discuss a news story were a man had diarrhea on a roller coaster and a guy who got super gonorrhea. Then Ryan smokes a toke of salvia and this get scary.

This is the episode Dan did not want you to see. He thinks this inst funny and Ryan wanted to let you guys decide. Let us know what you think in the comments

Ryan amps up a future twitch stream he's going to do where he streams for 12 hours plus ! We try and figure out how he can do it with as little breaks as possible so for food he would have to get delivery and for washroom breaks he would just piss in a jug ! Afterwords, Ryan and Crystal play a guessing game against each other to see if Dan knows the answer or not ! Dan gets asked questions like wh...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about their ancient technique and ways they used to masturbate as kids. Ryan use to resort to masturbating to small sex scenes in movies while Dan would masturbate on the family computer ! It was a dark time for both of them. Afterwords, they both get into how shitty of customers they both had while working customer service jobs. Ryan even finds some bad...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about the movie they reviewed earlier that day, Jason X ! The movie is about some asshole serial killer ( Jason from Friday The 13th ) who goes to the future and kills almost everyone he sees because he's a dick. The movie starts off by Jason getting frozen and then rediscovered 400 years later by humans from another planet. They find out that Jason is wo...

Ryan and Dan start off the show by announcing the winner for the twitch contest ! Congratulations BackoisWacko ! Then they figure out who's the biggest douche bag on the show. The previous episode was undecided because Ryan fought with Dan about Ryan sending an unsolicited dick picture to his girlfriend ! Turns out that his girlfriend DID in fact want the penis picture which means Ryan did not get...

We started todays show talking about our new biggest fan. A girl who went above and beyond for the show ;). Make sure to listen to find out what happened. Then we talk about our contest that is still going on to win a $20 amazon card. Make sure to follow us on twitch to enter. Then we find out once and for all who is the bigger douche on the show. In an epic battle for douche supremacy, only one c...

Watch Us On Twitch Here: twitch.tv/clevernamepodcast Support Us On Patreon If Your Awesome: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Check Out Our Website For All Stuff Clever Name: clevernamepodcast.com Dan gets called out for the 5th and final time for not asking random people questions for the show so now he has to pay the consequences ! Ryan and Crystal let Dan pick 3 out of 5 punishments tha...