Clever Name Podcast

To start the show today we got another intro from our friend Jeff who made our last intro. If you need something made, hes an awesome guy and would be happy to help. You can contact him here:     After we play two lies and a truth where all the answers are really embarrassing things Ryan didnt want to admit yet. Then we talk about our friend and his girlfriend and what we dislike about it. Then we...

Today we have two more entries into our amazon gift card contest and we play another round of Does Dan Know It. This time if Dan gets to many questions wrong he gets waxed in uncomfortable areas. Then Ryan talks about hate speech at work. Lastly we talk about some Fake News and a man who slept naked in a strangers bed with a hatchet. 

Today we announce that our show will be on PornHub and to kick that off we do a two games that could never be shown on youtube. We first play a game where we guess weather a clip is from a Japanese game show or a crazy Japanese porn. Its a very hard game. Then we play Fake Tits Or Real Tits where we guess weather tits are fake or real. That game might be just for us. 

We got sent a new mic from and Ryan opens it on the air. Then we talk about a huge fan Seaman Mike who is starting to help out the show to help us improve. After we talk about Pronhub and the our next show will be uploaded there uncensored so it will not be live. Lastly we play Guess The Drug, where we read a story about a guy on drugs and we try to guess what drug they were on. 

Dan talks about his uncontrollable boners and what he should do about it. Ryan talks about the new contest for a $50 amazon gift card. If you want to enter leave an entertaining comment and our favorite from each episode is entered into the draw. We also talk about the new hats Ryan has made and is giving them away to anyone who wants them. The we talk about pee problem and Ryans issue with peeing...

This is bonus 100th episode! If you wan to see Dan get a Tattoo go to our Youtube page https://www.youtube.com/clevernamepodcast We get dan to sing songs that he doesnt know and he butchers some classics. Then we listen to mumble rap and try to understand what the kid are into. We also do our best rendition of some popular mumble songs. Lastly we talk about the odd meanings behind songs we all kno...

We got a brand new computer because Ryan has been working so much and finally paid off his debt. Now our studio looks half way professional. We talk about what we will be doing for our 100th episode and there will be 2 episodes. 1 FOR ITUNES ONLY and 1 FOR YOUTUBE ONLY. Entirely different shows but you get 2 100th episodes! Ryan talk about how he fucked up at work a lot then was given even more re...

Today on the show we talk about the new show times AGAIN and we try to figure out what to do with our Youtube channel. Dan is getting a tattoo for our 100th episode so we try to figure out what he is going to get and we come up with some pretty terrible ideas!

We tried to figure out what Dan is going to get tattooed for our 100th episode and we have many Chris Hemsworth related options. After we find out whos more Canadian buy answering a few questions. Then we have a news story and a boy inserting a usb cable into his penis. 

Ryan was cleaning the basement apartment that he rents and found something strange. The we play the Billy Cosby or Harvey Weinstein Game. This is where we guess if a celebrity was sexually assaulted Cosby or Weinstein.   If you want to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Listen to the full show on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1DVzGPaImNz03rncC5apaR List...

First we talk about the people who messaged Ryan about peeing in the sink and we watch a video of a girl who claims drinking dog piss will cure acne. Then we talk about or 100th episode and dan says he will get a tattoo. We started making suggestions for what that should be and we want you to come up with more. Then Dan has made Ryan a Grade by Grade spelling test starting at 1 and stopping at 8. ...

Ryan talks about where he likes to pee and gives us way too much information. Then we play a game of guess that sound where we play audio of mostly gross sounds and try to guess what it is. Lastly we rant about taxes and our show. 

Ryan bitches about Youtube again then we play a classic game of Bar fight or Chuck E Cheese Fight. This is where we guess if a fight happened at a Bar or a Chuck E Cheese. Its much harder than you think. After that Ryan tells a horrifying story that happened close to his house involving baby ducks and its a tear jerker.  If you want to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernam...

Today we watch the movie that moved Steven Seagal to tears it was so good, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory. In this hilarious movie involves former U.S. Navy SEAL Casey Ryback (Steven Seagal) has left the armed forces to lead a quiet life as a chef in Denver. While taking time off from his new job, Ryback decides to go on a scenic train trip with his niece Sarah (Katherine Heigl). When the arrival o...

We start the show with a new intro that Jeff made for us. Here is his information if you like what you hear Jeff at  Autotelic Music  https://autotelic.bandcamp.com/album/podcast-themes-intros contact info:  jeff.fajans@gmail.com   Then Dan believes he could rap a better intro and takes a crack at at it. After that we get high and read news stories including a man who "slipping the the shower" and...

On todays show we talk about Ryans Girlfriend got a new tattoo and how she felt about our last episode. Then we play Am I The Father game by playing a clip from a Maury and try to guess whether or not the man in each clip is in fact the father a kid hes denying. After we go over some common sex myths that people believe are true.

We play everyone's favorite game "Is Dan A Pedophile?" This is were dan has to determine if a girl in a picture is old enough for him to find them attractive. Then we talk about what happened to our Patreon, our show being moved from soundcloud to Libsyn and when the paintball episode will come out.  If you want to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Listen to th...

We got a shock collar and that means we have to use it. We are playing shock Jenga. While one person has the shock collar on and trying to play Jenga the other will have the remote. After that dan has put together a game with intervention clips.

We are talking public pooping. A lady who is shitting in front of a persons house on three different occasions. Then a woman who shits in a coffee shop and throws it at the employees. After we find the real way to give yourself a blowjob and watch some horrifying videos.

We have the pleasure of having our old friends from back in the day Spenny and Tom on the show and we reminisce about high school, getting arrested, stealing weed plants and getting high as fuck. Then Dan and Spenny have the freestyle battle to end all freestyle battles. Who will win this round?

On Todays show we talk about restaurant revenge stories where cooks and waiters do horrible things to peoples food. Then the mystery of who has been pooping in the football field is solved. After that we find out how a woman got a baby stuck in her vagina. Lastly we find out that a woman is trying to sue her parents for making her so damn ugly. If you want to support us make sure to follow us on p...

Ryan talks about the terrible headaches he has been getting over the last few days. The Dan came came up with a game because Ryan is so bad at spelling. Ryan has to spell simple everyday words and if he is up able he gets shot with the most powerful airsoft gun we have.

If you want more of the show make sure to subscribe to our patreon for daily shows and more!: https://patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Ryan and Dan start off the show discussing their bet to see if Dan would get diarrhea or not in Mexico. Dan loses the 50 dollar bet because he could not contain his inevitable ass piss. Then they start talking about how much of a ginger Dan is and then their moms big...

Dan is on vacation so I had the pleasure of having Rikki and Charley from Dear God Its Me 30 podcast back on the show. We discuss the many things about California that are strange or interesting. Things get fun when we talk about donkey shows at the end.

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