Clever Name Podcast

We talk about Dans pee and its color and why he does it in a ziplock bag. Then we discuss Ryans dog and his lump on his neck. Then we figure out if we should go to one show and week and ask you for your opinion. We update you on the amazon contest and lastly we talk about Mexico legalizing public sex.   

We have our friend Justin Babin on the show to talk about having kids at a young age. Then we play a game where we guess what raising a kid is more expensive than. This includes trips to Vegas, Cars, Hookers and even slaves.   

We go over a few news stories including Dominos pizza having a shit scandal and also the scientific study that shows red bull and vodka turns you into a douchey frat bro. The we try and find out what is the best non drug to get high with and determine a winner. 

We play a game with stories from walmarts and prisons and see if we can tell the difference. People listening live got entered in our amazon contest. Then we play and old game with Ryans weed dealer called "Does George Know It" and we see whats inside of a dealers head. 

We discuss Dans dick cheese or what it will now be called, Smegma and we find out the pros and cons of having Smegma. Then we transition into the great circumcision debate and find out once and for all why is better uncircumcised or circumcised. Then was talk step mom porn and how its affecting masturbation. Ryan tries out his new sunglasses with a camera and talks about how floride and xrays are...

We start the show with a new intro and ryan talks about how sick he is and how his brain is not working today. The we spend some time going over the absolutely insane stories from Anthony Keidis's book "Scar Tissue". This includes drug dealing, smuggling money, having sex with under age girls and having sex with his dads girlfriend at the age of 12. Then we do a retrospective on one of the best ba...

We start the show by answering why Ryan gets so sad about the show at times by reading all the hate comments we get. Then we play The why would you game where you have to come up with a reason why you should do something awful on the spot. And lastly we come up with questions to ask my grandparents if they would be on the show. 

First we star my talking about a video we just found out call Black Salami and a new song called bend your dick. So we decided to share this video with you. If you want to see the uncensored video heres the link:      The we talk about our new favorite musician "Fuckface Unstoppable" which turns out to be Bam Margera. After, Dan finds a news article about a man who stole 218 dicks and kept them in...

We talk about pornhub taking more of our videos for talking about offensives things. Then we play Drunk Or Child where Ryan reads a story and Dan guesses if its was a child or a drunk person. Lastly we read news stories with one word taken out and try to make our own headlines. This includes a man who smears BLANK on a teenage girls face in public. 

We talk about the secret 3rd persons involved in the show every episode. Then we play fuck marry kill with foods and other weird stuff including Nintendo, ps4 and n64 and ketchup mustard and mayonnaise.

Dan had the idea to roast each other so we give it our best shot. The we talk about dan shitting himself at work and Ryan saving an old lady. Then we answer the medical questions the scientific community has been dying to have answered.  

We start the show by addressing the fact that another one of our videos has been banned from Youtube, Episode #44. We find out that FIFA is the one who put the copyright claim against us. Then we announce the next two entries into the $50 Amazon gift card give away. Then its time for the worst stuff to masturbate to bracket where we have 8 of the weirdest stuff people jerk off to on pornhub and we...

To start the show today we got another intro from our friend Jeff who made our last intro. If you need something made, hes an awesome guy and would be happy to help. You can contact him here:     After we play two lies and a truth where all the answers are really embarrassing things Ryan didnt want to admit yet. Then we talk about our friend and his girlfriend and what we dislike about it. Then we...

Today we have two more entries into our amazon gift card contest and we play another round of Does Dan Know It. This time if Dan gets to many questions wrong he gets waxed in uncomfortable areas. Then Ryan talks about hate speech at work. Lastly we talk about some Fake News and a man who slept naked in a strangers bed with a hatchet. 

Today we announce that our show will be on PornHub and to kick that off we do a two games that could never be shown on youtube. We first play a game where we guess weather a clip is from a Japanese game show or a crazy Japanese porn. Its a very hard game. Then we play Fake Tits Or Real Tits where we guess weather tits are fake or real. That game might be just for us. 

We got sent a new mic from and Ryan opens it on the air. Then we talk about a huge fan Seaman Mike who is starting to help out the show to help us improve. After we talk about Pronhub and the our next show will be uploaded there uncensored so it will not be live. Lastly we play Guess The Drug, where we read a story about a guy on drugs and we try to guess what drug they were on. 

Dan talks about his uncontrollable boners and what he should do about it. Ryan talks about the new contest for a $50 amazon gift card. If you want to enter leave an entertaining comment and our favorite from each episode is entered into the draw. We also talk about the new hats Ryan has made and is giving them away to anyone who wants them. The we talk about pee problem and Ryans issue with peeing...

This is bonus 100th episode! If you wan to see Dan get a Tattoo go to our Youtube page https://www.youtube.com/clevernamepodcast We get dan to sing songs that he doesnt know and he butchers some classics. Then we listen to mumble rap and try to understand what the kid are into. We also do our best rendition of some popular mumble songs. Lastly we talk about the odd meanings behind songs we all kno...

We got a brand new computer because Ryan has been working so much and finally paid off his debt. Now our studio looks half way professional. We talk about what we will be doing for our 100th episode and there will be 2 episodes. 1 FOR ITUNES ONLY and 1 FOR YOUTUBE ONLY. Entirely different shows but you get 2 100th episodes! Ryan talk about how he fucked up at work a lot then was given even more re...

Today on the show we talk about the new show times AGAIN and we try to figure out what to do with our Youtube channel. Dan is getting a tattoo for our 100th episode so we try to figure out what he is going to get and we come up with some pretty terrible ideas!

We tried to figure out what Dan is going to get tattooed for our 100th episode and we have many Chris Hemsworth related options. After we find out whos more Canadian buy answering a few questions. Then we have a news story and a boy inserting a usb cable into his penis. 

Ryan was cleaning the basement apartment that he rents and found something strange. The we play the Billy Cosby or Harvey Weinstein Game. This is where we guess if a celebrity was sexually assaulted Cosby or Weinstein.   If you want to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernamepodcast Listen to the full show on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1DVzGPaImNz03rncC5apaR List...

First we talk about the people who messaged Ryan about peeing in the sink and we watch a video of a girl who claims drinking dog piss will cure acne. Then we talk about or 100th episode and dan says he will get a tattoo. We started making suggestions for what that should be and we want you to come up with more. Then Dan has made Ryan a Grade by Grade spelling test starting at 1 and stopping at 8. ...

Ryan talks about where he likes to pee and gives us way too much information. Then we play a game of guess that sound where we play audio of mostly gross sounds and try to guess what it is. Lastly we rant about taxes and our show. 

Ryan bitches about Youtube again then we play a classic game of Bar fight or Chuck E Cheese Fight. This is where we guess if a fight happened at a Bar or a Chuck E Cheese. Its much harder than you think. After that Ryan tells a horrifying story that happened close to his house involving baby ducks and its a tear jerker.  If you want to support the show click here: https://www.patreon.com/clevernam...