Church Parking Lot Podcast

For the last episode we break down the gangs of the world.....in the police force...We also talk about losing your job to unqualified folks, and proving yourself worthy as a candidate like Judge Jackson, newly appointed to the Supreme Court...Who Farted? Pooting around your loved one gone wrong....and finally we pay homage to the man, the myth, and the legend...Maury Povich. Come see how we wrap i...

You're definitely going to want to tune in this week for this one. We dabble with Tyson's new venture assuring you an earful of excitement. We tell Stories of past relationships and how they intertwine with Yeezus himself. The boys talk about how to deal with Ex's and Breakups ala Kanye and Kim. Shocking admissions and antics are all aboard on this episode. Come and listen for yourself, It is and...

This one is a must-listen. The way it comes together is one for the books. The fellas dive into wrong numbers and texts and their consequences...We talk gambling on sports and the trials of Calvin Ridley....There is a storm coming to the East coast....carrying spiders, beware!..... Banking while Black...black panther director Ryan Coogler causes a scene he didn't direct....Come and see how we blen...

With the world focused on ww3 we figured we'd keep everyone laughing. Come and find out about a man and his frozen friend who happens to be joined at the hip.....We discuss Britney Griners detainment in Russia and what that means for the USA and war........chinese food gone really really really bad, and last but not least we talk about letting people use your phone out in public. Do you let strang...

Another hilarious episode where we delve into whats happening! Bezos has a boat to move and things to get out of the way....what do you do about video game rage with your children? One man shows you an unorthodox method.....Is your teenage love life not going the way you planned? Theres a hitman for that....maybe....and lastly we highlight Juwan Howard's Black History Month moment....it just didn'...

The Kids have run amuck in this one. The boys talk about daycare and being left in strange places by your parents... a house turns up the wildest thing you'll ever find under the stairs...One county has taken steps in allowing kids to opt out of Black History Month....and what does giving birth and sandwich bags have to do with each other? Come see how we put it all together as only we can on the...

Whats the deal with the crack pipes Joe? The pod discusses the true intent behind a new government program. How do you  like your pizza? We joke on a crazy school assignment about sexual consent and pepperoni pizza. Do good deeds get you into heaven? How about the ones told to you by the voices in your head? One man finds out when he approaches a baby with a motive. Speaking of babies...how d...

It's SuperBowl week! We joke on the state of the NFL and its mishappenings with Brian Flores, Washington Commanders and the Big game.....we also share stories on being stuck in chimneys.... We also engage on a heart conversation about voicemails past present and future. Come see how we put it all together as only we can at the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Aint What You Think! #pod...

It's been a minute but were back with more antics and jokes to make you fold over. On this go round the boys talk Vaccines and transplants, B Allen's battle with Covid, a body in the trunk,  going places that arent advertised correctly ok Tik Tok, and is Tom Brady  finally hanging it up? Whats up with all the snow? Come see how we put it all together as only we can combine stories on the...

This one will make you a fan, I Promise. CHECK THE KNEE CAPS! The boys talk lost and found, including stories from B Allen and J Jamaal on lost things....An army veteran caught with child pornography....We debate on Would you rather have ghosts or roaches???..... Jason Derulo knocks a man out for calling him out his name, and two ladies with wild names take robbery to a new level...below the waist...

Theres a lot to cover in this week's Pod! The  boys discovers big brownie with a big bang.....we pay respects to Betty White and John Madden and also talk about back to back buzzer beaters by Derozan as well as our own basketball stories. We investigate Antonio Browns exit and hear about a strange challenge issued by Alexa... Come see how we put it all together as only we can on the Church Parking...

This year is just about over and as fast as its gone by...we still have to ask 2021, Are you done? Ever had to defend your loved one? vs a Kangaroo?....a man's ridiculous sentencing finally gets overturned....learning some Kwanzaa ....The boys share stories on cruel and unusual punishments.....If a man has a baby, is he Mom? ...a failed Klansman assignment and so much more. Witness the ridiculous...

Tis the Season! Now eat all of you damn Food! We debate what is forcing kids to eat...Whats the difference between a roach and a waterbug? A judge caught on film calling people out of their name...Can you file workers comp while working from home?....and Urban Meyer goes back to college....probably! Watch how we unwrap these gifts to give you big laughs this Christmas! It is And It Aint What You T...

We've only got one life to live, but they've got nine...Cats. Come hear the boys go in on a breastfeeding session gone wrong....We analyze your front lawn for packages left behind....We also talk about banking while black...don't miss those stories! We also talk about Michael Strahan's visit to outer space. Watch how we put it all together in a controversial way as only we can..on the Church Parki...

Do you like Cake? You might wanna check to make sure it hasn't been recalled...  A man is tased and becomes enlightened in a different way. Scammers and Bill Collectors rejoicing for a new law now in place....and the MetaVerse is now for sale...for a hefty price! Come see how we put it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcasts #metaverse #krogercake #don...

Why are you watching that? The boys talk Netflix , SQUID GAME and B Allen share a moment about his first "flick". Korea's banning of TV shows.....Stories about running from the cops and talking back to the police. Fans talking trash to players on the court taking it too far in the floorseats... Lebron ejects fans...Woman sues Mom because she should have never been born! Come and listen to how we b...

Turkey day is here! Bring $3 and Beatrice will show you a grand time with your meal… Drones drop presents from the sky over prisons…Kareem Abdul Jabar’s son has a hook of his own ….Horrible Thanksgiving stories and 50 million crabs to bear witness to it! Come see how we blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!

Season opener coming in hot! The boys talk about stealing in younger years….Meet a professional liquor thief….make it out alive at Astroworld….do Tik Toks save lives? ….and ride by Rick Ross’s mansion…cuz that’s the only reason he bought it! The jokes are heavy! We apologize in advance! It is and it Ain’t What You Think!!

Gimme My Hazard Pay! Are you an essential worker? Ever been divorced? Have you ever been to a homecoming where the kids dress in lingerie? Well, you my friend may be entitled to Hazardous Pay! The boys go off in this season finale on an array of topics and tie them together in ways unimaginable. Will and Jada just won't quit or divorce...FACEBOOK opens up the universe, I meant Metaverse......Anti...

This episode is for the books! The boys run amuck on the set of Alec Baldwin's new film where a prop gun has killed a woman, we debate kids and toy guns, B Allen gets some action at Sunday School, a soldier fakes paralysis for money, and a math teacher flexes her privilege while putting on a show Native Americans can do without. Come and see how we put it all together somehow and make sense of all...

Coming closer and closer to Halloween....but times are spookier than ever. Prepare to be jump scared out your seat with jokes. The boys go in on dancing properly with your parents. We get into a wolves den where high schoolers have been tracking animals....until the Government stepped in. We also give our Transparent opinions and thoughts on Chappelle's special, and we filed through Gruden's email...

Another hilarious episode for the books. This time we delve into the cancellation of the something in the water festival and also receive some packages from Yeezy while avoiding the senior living facility shootouts! Can a blank canvas be considered art? Come and find out how we blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!

Another Hilarious Standup comedy style podcast where the boys put it all together in the wildest way! We tackle 50 cent and his fake gangster ways....How often do you or your kids shower??......A neighbor who plays theme music..kinda......AND....we get into the Burger King Keep it Real Meals! Watch how we blend the stories and blur the lines as only we can. IT IS AND IT AINT WHAT YOU THINK!

Controversial one here.....we delve into the world of transgender MMA fighting and debate mixing men and women sports in general....Russ Westbrook and his kilt/dress......a Rapper goes the distance for likes by getting chains in his head......and a SideChicks story gone wrong, and also B Allen and J Jamaal story time about whippin' guns out, for better or worse! Come see how we put it all together...

A classic episode for sure! The boys take you back to school with stories about bus drivers....calling out from work....Shaq's clothes and ownership, back to school shopping, wearing Nooses as ties, and being accepted to a fake high school like Bishop Sycamore! Come see how we put it all together at the Church Parking Lot!