Church Parking Lot Podcast

We delve into the world of infidelity with the Curry's, review the newest Jordan Peele thriller Candyman,  athletes listening to loud music, and Kanye dropping Donda album ????? The Church Parking Lot Podcast puts it all together like no one else! It is and It Aint What You Think!

We are back with a wild one....Milk crate challenge.....a Karen bridge troll......Cutting off your children financially.....Story Time....Tesla Robots and More! Come see how we put it all together in the Church Parking Lot Podcast!

The boys are back to make you cry tears on this one. We speak on a drug dealer trying to persuade citizens to get vaccinated.  We Debate and joke about forced vaccinations for employees. Vax or Axe! We meet a Chinese woman who sells babies... illegally. J Jamaal leaves his kid in the car (years ago lol).  B Allen recaps the Lox vs Dipset versus and tells a story about Fake Timberland boo...

Rapper Da Baby is in hot water....and Dubai is a hot city...How do you cool down both? A dead cat gets new life...kinda...and how one lady had 9 babies and set a world record! Come see us blend it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast! This is a good on! You dont wanna miss the laughs!

It's been going down in Tokyo and all places surrounding....The Olympics is in full swing, so we talk about it in a controversial and comedic light....Where is Russia? The USA's downfall in its best sport....cardboard beds for discouraging sex, amongst a lot of other crazy things! Come and see how we mash it together in the Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Aint What You Think!

This episode is definitely a wild one! We tell you The story of a bridge jumper, a gator wrestler, carjacker caught by a woman and Amazon sending out faulty product. It is and it ain’t what you think! Support us on Patreon.comchurchparkinglot ! Bonus features including the friend zone… And Biz Markie!

Everybody wants this and that but dont need nothing! Jokes on McDonalds nuggets on a high speed chase, a lake with meth addicted trout, Godlfish growing too big for the bowls, and Rachel Nichols over at ESPN, tripping! Come see how we put it all together only on the Church Parking Lot Podcast!

Bill is out and then some! We debate the Cosby release…joke on That’s So Ravens troubled cast…give thoughts on being the “wrong minority”…and finally do we have flying cars??? We blend it all together only on The Church Parking Lot Podcast where It Is and It Ain’t What You Think!

We dive into the world of TickTock and how lettuce water and change your life… The outside antics continue as too much sauce leads to a shoot out… we pay condolences and make light of collapse complex Building in Florida…. And we speak on the only white guy who made the NBA Olympic team. Come check out how we squeeze it all together only on the church parking lot podcast!

Mean girls reignite when cheerleaders do some photo shopping… A man attempts to represent himself after killing everybody… The six fastest woman in the world is Too hood for some… The first Active player in the NFL to come out as gay… Watch us squeeze it all together and make you laugh only on the church parking lot podcast where it is and it ain’t what you think!

We delve into the wild world of child support, lottery winners and chain snatchers, how to get your diploma withheld and the different types of charges new rappers catch…. We put it all together at The Church Parking Lot Podcast!

sEASON PREMIER IS HERE! this time we just chop it up about the good life, you know...WE BACK OUTSIDE? is your mask on or off? sports fans have gone wild. pride month is back in full force... J jamaal talks about school troubles, and B Allen goes door dashing. See how it all plays out!

Come find out about a school assignment that made kids act like slaves, why Rapper Lil Yachty is selling nail polish to dudes, the power of blue slime and Law and The Law and order theme song, B Allen is almost kidnapped as a child, and how a bottle of water could kill you. We bring it all together like only we can at the Church Parking Lot Podcast!

Who’s got that Gas? A shortage threatens livelihoods everywhere including rattlesnakes .... B Allen and J Jamaal exchange bike stories.....Chick Fila is running out of sauce! We debate the best sauces and condiments. Fake donations scamming through the New Orleans Saints organization! Come see how we put it all together ! It is And it Aint What You Think!

-B Allen educated on genetically modified mosquitoes and their relationships to Instagram Models . J Jamaal takes down a lunch lady who’s been taking the kids down to her house. The boys exchange school stories about spankings and whoopings. Finally, we break down Floyd’s stolen Hat. GotchaHat! Controversial Comedy! It Is And It Aint What You Think!

Catching Felonies @ Blockbuster Balloons go Up, Gifts Come Down What’s The Doctor’s name? Evicted from my personal island ... -B Allen confuses Rosario Dawson/Rosie Perez...J Jamaal’s uncle almost fights him over his name....B Allen talks visiting Tangier Island. It Is and It Aint What You Think!

What if You could come back after death? Yes...Reincarnation... let us tell you a hilarious story about it. Is DC ever going to be a state? We joke about it here. Ever been on a vacation? How about for 15 years ?!?! Canceling Lebron James??? The boys also make light of a bad situation with the cop killing spree still running rampant! You will laugh I promise. It’s the Church Parking Lot, take a se...

Another hilarious episode that’ll have you in stitches! The boys joke on an ancient city Dug up recently, Dwayne Wade’s family in Utah, Pentagon conforming UFOs, and Cops Gone wild! It all comes with together like a puzzle! Controversial Comedy brought to you by J Jamaal and B Allen! It Is and it aint what you think!

Brace yourselves as we blow through stolen property at the Beach in LA, a tough loss for the music world with DMX, Prince Philip’s royal flush, and volcanoes in the Carribeans. Only we can blend it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast! It Is and It Aint What You Think!

B Allen and J Jamaal will have you in tears joking on rats in a local target, a $2 million dollar live saving drug, at-home Covid tests, the Swiss Army Underwear Scandal, and inmates last Supper before execution. Come peep how we put it all together while barely keeping our composure ! It’s non scripted controversial comedy ! It is and It Aint What You Think!

Season 5 opener! It’s been a long time, shouldn’t have left you, without some Satan shoes to step to. No but seriously, throw those away. The boys are back clowning everything from the New Lil Nas X Devil Kicks to tainted cereal. Find out why B Allen loves oat milk and hear J Jamaal read bank robbery notes. It’s too funny not to miss ! We missed y’all and you can tell! It is And It Aint What You T...

The season finally comes to a close, just a brief stop. Before we do we leave you with another reason to come back, Green Eggs and Spam. We joke on a surgeon on a zoom call, states dropping mask mandates, illegal cock fights killing people, and cancel culture on Dr Seuss ! Come laugh with us! We blend it all together at the Church Parking Lot Podcast, It is and It Ain’t What You Think!

Did you Judas? Nothing is what it seems this time around! Your favorite controversial comics take on Judas and the Black Messiah movie, a first-time ever seen Yellow penguin, a robbery on wheels, and a Kilo of cocaine found at the thrift store. Come and see how we blend these stories all together off the top of the dome! Comedy style! It is And it Aint What You Think!

Season 4. Episode 7. This one walks a fine line....a thin hair ...We joke a million dollar dog’s inheritance, extremely hairy women, the Texas snowstorms, and Nintendo games. We also shine a Black history moment for The Fat Boys. Check out how we blend it all together. This one has to be top 5. If you don’t laugh , DM Me! It is and It Ain’t What you Think!

Another week or comedic gold from your favorite podcasters. We joke a gorilla glue girl gone wild, DNA copy and paste editing, pranks gone too far, and black history moment: a slave’s grave Paved over. All of this and more! Too funny! It is and It Ain’t What You think! Come see how we mash it all together!