Church Parking Lot Podcast

The boys are back and one of them has on white pants! We tell the stories of a young woman who fights back a robbery attempt in Chicago.....talk about the dangers of fasting too much and what's going on in Ohio with the train carrying chemicals??? We also tackle a random question about hawks rats and gorillas. We recap the Super Bowl, its commercials, and the halftime baby shower. Lastly, we honor...

Episode 103 NO MOHO Before or after the Supebowl come and check out what the fellas fall into this week. We learn a few life hacks as well as dive into the state of the NBA since the NFL closes out, we go to the movies which is starting to feel like a concert, we investigate the latest UFO shot down ,and we wrap it up with our Black History Moment that’s unfortunately only referring to things afte...

In this episode the fellas dive into Black History month and meet an author who can no longer read his own books for children…we find a hit man in the most awkward of places….We tackle the Chinese balloon scandal…We log into Netflix and check passwords for a second….we also talk less jail time for organs exchange …and we end off at Yale celebrating black bug catching excellence…Come see how we ble...

With the first televised podcast the fellas find themselves with a holocaust survivor who has been scammed, more police brutality, HBCU football and Ed Reed, the fake nursing license scandal and African American AP history being taken out of schools in Florida. Of course it’s a jokefest with our brand of controversial comedy. It is and It Ain’t WhatYou Think!

We wrap up the weekend talking about funeral etiquette and recital things. We visit Red Lobster to fix some cheddar bay biscuits. We revisit the Emmitt Till case happening in present times…and joke an Indian man who has done interesting things dancing in his body. Come see how we blur the lines and blend the truth! #comedypodcasts #jokes #funeral #blackpodcasts #redlobster #biscuits

This episode is up there …somewhere, we joke and debate on cultivating marijuana on sacred grounds, we meet a racist towns way of handling basketball games, we debate the release of Brittney Griner and the Merchant of Death, and congratulate a minor mayor still on his diapers damn near. Come lift your spirits and elevate your mind …and then come listen to the Pod! #podcastoftheday #jokes #blackpod...

The boys tackle all the Deion talk and the wild world of college sports with HBCU culture and PWI traditions . We discuss murderous children, guilty by way of insanity, deadly robot dogs , and of course your local Satan’s Club at elementary school. Please come and laugh and see how we blend the stories and blur the lines the whole way. Come get some controversial comedy ! It is and It Aint What Yo...

Post Thanksgiving and the fellas are full…of it. B Allen shares his true story of the lone interaction he had with the Walmart shooter….we meet a Dad proud of the wrong things….We debate Chris Brown and why they canceled the MJ tribute….and we bringing FUBU back?!!! Maybe! Come see how we blend it all together to make you laugh during these trying times. It’s controversial comedy and good for the...

This week the fellas find a check they can’t cash and debate money saving tactics. We talk long trips with friends and the #ShanquellaRobinson story. A man receives a lengthy sentence…and teachers are making extra dough on onlyfans.com. Please listen to how we blend the stories and blur the lines with controversial comedy! #blackpodcasts #shanquellarobinson #savemoney #backstabbers #onlyfans #come...

Are you a house n****? Hungry? You might lose a limb or a loved one or maybe even some nuggets along the way. But let’s be glad you’ve got the Church Parking Lot Podcast to joke about it to make the day go by funnier.

How was Work today? We ask the age old question that everybody gets almost everyday. We crack jokes on shorter work weeks, a boxer turned kingpin and pay respects to #Takeoff of the Migos. We take on the state of the NBA including debating Kyrie and so called anti-semitism , Kanye/Shaq beef and Coach Udoka (“Hey Nia Long”) and Britney Griner. Come see how we blend and blur the lines to make it all...

Happy Halloween or whatever you celebrate out there! This scary episode finds B Allen pressing charges on his own family. J Jamaal educates is on BBLs. We debate who’s responsible for “finding out”. We talk dirty..:the dirtiest man in the world dies. The Twitter world is back wide open and everything goes! Please come trick or treat with us! We’ll leave you laughing for sure. #podcastoftheday #com...

While we’re under construction we’re still recording hilarious takes on the stories of current including ; cardiac strip tease, politicians and adult film, the state of the NFL, and tainted water ….Don’t miss how we blur the lines on the Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is And It Aint What You Think!

And other Wypipo….Still on a hiatus we are hitting you with unreleased material. This is a quick but big laugh! Check out how we breakdown Britney and her breakdowns. Only on the C P L P!

We delve into the mind of Da Baby and why he went crazy at Rolling Loud and cancels himself. Previously unreleased….Brace yourself…..this one will have you in stitches!!

You don’t wanna miss this one ! previously Unreleased! We talk cheating/ friend zones/ being cheated on, etc. controversial comedy at its best! This one won’t stay up long! Temporary Post! #podcastoftheday #friendzone #comedy #controversial #cheating #relationshipadvice #jokes

We close out the season in hilarious fashion. We visit the versus and the current state of RnB…. Talk to dead people, no really…Disney is all inclusive with the LGBTQ community…and there’s too much on your Uber Eats order! Come see how we put it all together on the Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is And It Aint What You Think! #podcastoftheday #versus #omarion #mario #lgbtq #disney #ubereats

This episode is dedicated to the war on Daddies! We discuss the treatment of the Riot prisoners, a new army suit coming soon, the NBA and the state of the entire Curry Family (wide swap and all) , and we shed light on Juneteenth and Fathers Day…as controversially as possible. Listen to how we out it all together at The Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is And It Aint What You Think! #blackpodcas...

In this episode we crash the wedding that never was…..learn about getting paid for cockroaches…. We get the 411 on Gravesite etiquette….how to handle cremations…and a quick recap of the Thugs on Trial for the Jan 6 Capitol Attack. Come see how we blend it all up and turn it into comedy…here on The Church Parking Lot Podcast …where IT Is And It Aint What You Think! #podcastoftheday #blackpodcasts #...

Another big bag found with big bill paying power…..a new Ohio law has people putting hands down pants….A man donates his sperm without the warning label….and finally,the shorts of Hoochie. See how we put it all together as only we can on THE Church Parking Lot Podcast Where It Is And It Aint What You Think! #blackpodcasts #podcasts #sundaypodcasts #sundayvibes #controversial #comedy #standup #hooc...

The boys don’t themselves in a neighborhood where the noise from a new sport is causing problems…Monique rips DL Hughley a new one, kinda….. We debate on the cops who responded to the TX school shooting, and Kids who want to murder…and we find a pastor who met her fate while helping others. Come see how we put it all in a blender and comes out like a smoothie that you can enjoy and laugh about! It...

Ever been to a fake interview? McDonalds exiting Russia... Wheres the baby Formula? Coach and Preacher Mark Jackson. The Wrong Milkshake Machine Fix.  Come see how we put it all together as controversially as possible!  It Is and It Aint What You Think! #podcastoftheday #comedypodcast #markjackson #nbaplayoffs #jokes #babyformula #russia #mcdonalds #milkshakemachine

A Classic episode where the boys find themselves delivering packages without a pilot nosediving straight to Hell..or Florida….men are having babies…boys are whipping down neighbors doors…and filters are being banned on IG so lookout! I promise you it’ll make sense if you can keep up with the jokes! Come see how we blend these stories and situations in freestyle comedic conversation as only we can...

It's Prom Season and Mom Season in this episode where the fellas pick cotton to pick up dates, we discuss Hecklers and attacks recently against comedians....why is Nasa sending Nudes to aliens in space...we find a vending machine that's got THC for days, and we pay  homage to Kevin Samuels while deciphering his love/hate relationship with the internetsss. Come see how we blend it all together...

It's been a minute but you know we couldn't leave yall hanging too long....The boys are back and better than ever. We delve into the Air BnB world and stories of our stays.....catchup on the latest life events for J Jamaal and B Allen, including new houses and new jobs, and lastly we get into some current events including Tyson's defensive boxing on an airplane, and lastly have a healthy Heinz deb...