ChocoLumpia Lessons

Yeeeow! It’s Friday the 13th and I’ve lost my damn mind-along with the rest of the planet! Weeeeeee 🥳🎉🤪 Listen in as I play DJ and share my fave current “on replay” music on my Spotify, how Björk is a genius, late night dance party deep thoughts, my brain breaking in real time, how fed up I am with human behavior, and people sleeping on me. Are we having fun yet? 🥴😵‍💫 I’m gonna go watch Frid...

Heyyyyyyy Tribe! Surprise, new episode! Listen in on this Tea Tuesday as I share my recent Full Moon in Aquarius-Leo Season manifestation/“new beginnings” rituals, why I’m not watching the Olympics, how to work on Life Credit, me as a ghost 👻, the AUDACITY, the state of the world today & the A24 film Zola and why ees eemporaant. ‘Ppreciate y’all 💛 All of my links: https://linktr.ee/chocolumpia

Bruh. I don’t even know. 🤣✌🏽🤪🤷🏽‍♀️ Tonight I discuss a whole bunch of shiet from every category. From a horrifying documentary (“Roll Red Roll”), to a horrifying film (“The CloveHitch Killer”-small spoilers 😬 sawwy-and “Synchronic”) to doing what the fxxx you want, fake peeps, protecting your energy, why I think therapy & yoga should be mandatory and why Hip Hop Harry is a G. Strap in or don...

Sometimes we just need to break through the clouds, ya’ll! ‘Ppreciate you for being part of TCLLT and tuning in to the wackiness of this show. Today I discuss silver linings and how they are important for your mental health, the f*cked up shows I’ve been watching, my latest faves to break up the darkness, and my philosophy of No FXXXs Given Friday!

TCLLT! You Bet I’m Comin’ Up In May! I’m baaaaaccckkkkkkkk! And ready to talk sum shiet about the philosophy of life, my dark soul, how I cleansed so hoord, decisions, my DMs being closed, my BTS break through, the danger of toxic positivity but how you can work it to your advantage, creepy creep stalkers, and this bomb a** p*** 😹 If you can’t take the heat, GTFO the kitchen, biotch! 🔥

Billy Ocean said it best when he said, “When the going gets tough...the tough get going”. Yo, I’m back! This one is full of mic drops and bridge burning...enjoy! 🔥 Shouts out to YMH, Christina P., Tommy Bunz, & El Hendawg for keepin’ the Jeans high n tyte. Keep featherin’ it, chomos! Here are the links mentioned in this episode: My YMH Twerk YouTube short: https://youtube.com/shorts/4oXVNTfuucQ?f...

#TCLLT!!! 💛 Wooooooooooow 😂🥴 That’s all I can say about this one. TW’s per the usual. I ‘Ppreciate you for joining me on this journey. In today’s episode I discuss privacy, creepy internet weirdos, getting off the grid, THOTS, MJ, the group The Crystal Method, John Travolta in Staying Alive (please-seriously go watch it RIGHT NOW) and so much music and singing but not in an uncomfortable way......

OH. MY. GAWD. TW’s, et al. She came in real hot tonight 🥵🥴 You’ve been warned. Tonight I discuss Imposter Syndrome, your support system, the excuses of chumps not willing to do “the work” on themselves, the reality of Asian Hate, Live•Laugh•Love Toxicity and the “Anti-Social” media. Hey...I’m not for everybody 🤷🏽‍♀️ We rippin’ the filters off this muthaf*cka! Show notes info & links: My New Yo...

Hiya Tribe! “Call Them Out” Continues 🙋🏽‍♀️ A continuation of last weeks episode but with real life ChocoLumpia call outs 😱 *already realizing I left some mofo’s out 🤦🏽‍♀️* Oh...Imma keep shining lights, don’t fret! I share a lot of what’s been going on with me lately-emo feels, the importance of having game plans, why therapy is imporaaaant, “friends”, and the typical fun, laughs, good times...

Tribe! Ooooooooo she gots a lots to say today 😆 TW’s. We’re calling muerfuqers out today...with love 💛 From pop culture, to crime investigation, to the corruption of society, and how money & fame can affect people...we’re here for it 🤘🏽Links for episode 101: My New YouTube Channel! Subscribe!https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCcS7Xoz6OdA-v4GjO9DQpBA My Sow Eden Affiliate link (save 15% and free sh...

Tribe!!! Hai 💛🤘🏽🙌🏽 Today we discuss the weird DMs we’ve all received, story time about my neighbors [*cringe*] and protecting your space. Don’t forget to rate & review this podcast! Save 15% (and FREE shipping) off your orders of the best CBD at www. SowEden.com by using my link: https://www.soweden.com/shop?aff=17 Musical shoutout and all around fangirling for @GinaandtheEasternBlock & @Litt...

Happy V Day weekend, bishes! 😘 I don’t know how, but today we discuss everything from the TCLLT Valentine’s Day theme song, Valentine’s Day movies (wrong answers only 😆), Rob Schneider, vomit, empathy, curly hair texture, Stephen King, chess, film critics, the audacity, and the film Promising Young Woman (No spoilers! Because I hate that shiet). Strap in or don’t! It’s No FXXXs Given Friday! 🙌...

Ayyyyoooooo! Surprise! I got a wild hair up my arse to record another episode for y’all 🙌🏽 Today’s topic: PRIVACY 🕵🏽‍♀️ Listen in as I share my Top 10 suggestions for staying safe in this digital world. 👀👁👀👁👀👁👀👁 Please go subscribe to my new Podcast YouTube! https://youtube.com/channel/UCcS7Xoz6OdA-v4GjO9DQpBA See! I wasn’t kidding with the xyz’s 😆💀 And I will love you forever if you spon...

Oooooh! We hit the YEAR FOUR mark on Sunday! 🎉🎉🎉 Ber Ber Ber Beeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! ‘Ppreciate y’all 🥺 Pero also....Y’all came ready to foight! 🤪 Jk. But today I share the responses from my IG poll about what women want to say and what men want to say. Don’t shoot the messenger! Issa safe space 🙌🏽 We also talk music (per usual), why I’ve never watched Mad Men, trying to be a good human in 20...

Happy #nofxxxsgivenfriday!!!!!! 🔥 Yikes. What a week: Full moon, new moon, blah blah blah. Today I share the anonymous answers y’all shared with me about having immigrant parents. As a 1st generation biracial kid, life was very different from my American friends. Listen in as WE (The ChocoLumpia Lessons Tribe) share these experiences with you. Trigger warnings, excuse my ignorance too, as I try t...

Def the one that gets me cancelled 🤣 IDC!!! It’s Aquarius season AND year FOUR of this podcast y’all!!! 🙀 Wut the actual fxxx?! I’m so happy you’re here. Listen in as I come in hawt 🔥: Discussing wokeness, volleyball, hurt feelings, business, female support, business support, allyship, ads and French Black rappers! I was on a GÜD one today. Enjoy ❤️🎉

Wassup, Tribe! In tonight’s episode I share with you my wugina experience with feminine cups, womxn empowerment, George Michael and how society needs to git eet togetha, plus some exciting news! 🎉 Here are the podcast links mentioned in today’s episode: Calendars for sale at www. ChocoLumpia.com and be sure to vote for me for the Cover of Inked Magazine starting Tuesday 1/19/2021 at http://cover....

We made it?! 🎉 It’s the first episode of the New Year! Welcome to the sh*t show! Well, let’s talk about the tea, revolutions, my obsession with Black British folks, music (shoutout to @kinobe_music), my 2021 CALENDAR!!!!!!!!!!!! and knowing the difference between support & surveillance with fake ass mofos 😱 Strap in or don’t! Fully uncensored, no FXXXs given ChocoLumpia Lessons vibes, biotch!🤘...

Merry Christmahanukkwanazaa, my Tribe! Ohhhhh boy! What a year 😬 Let’s discuss how we create a game plan for kicking ass and taking names in 2021 🤘🏽 Tonight I discuss owning your feminine goddess energy (TikTok credit goes to @suzbub), how haterz gon hate 🙄, Centerstage, knowing your worth, music (of course) and how to level tf up! Let’s go 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 If you’re still searching for holiday gi...

Tribe! I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack! Let’s talk about Thanksgiving, Gingerbread Mens, the holidays, social medias, music share, haterz, Paula Abdul’s assistant Phil and (trigger warning ⚠️ ) why I’m such an advocate for women’s safety and protection. No tears but trigger warning. Girl dads, brothers, boyfriends, husbands need to hear this episode. If you, or anyone you know, is a victim of sexual ass...

Heeeeyooooo!!!! Hi Tribe 🧡 I’ve missed you. What. A. Week. Huhn?! Listen in as I discuss the current chisme/tsismis (español y tagalog) 🍵😋 From music to las dramaticas, to futuristic insults, to Punk-Ass-Bitch Symptoms, to confidence and the peeps who can’t handle it 🤷🏽‍♀️ Strap in! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday 😝🤘🏽 I lurve y’all. Don’t forget to leave a review!!!! 🙌🏽😘

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Since when have I given a fxxx?! Welcome to #ChocoLumpiaLessons!!! It’s #nofxxxsgivenfriday and I have some sh*t to say 🤗😬 From sensitive people, to Sociology, to ghosts, to head butting biotches, to Catholic school, to The Handmaid’s Tale (don’t worry! No spoilers! ❤️)...let’s laugh at the apocalypse 🤷🏽‍♀️ “Under His Eye” 👁

Woo Hoo! It’s Election Day! I wanted to make an episode for y’all standing in line, driving to polls or just feeling antsy about the day. Let’s laugh at how crazy life can be 🤣😂😳😨😱 and enjoy the ride, right?! 🎢 Omagheeerd. Listen in as I discuss the importance of today and push one more time to get you to vote! I also discuss the importance of strong self-help habits, the ability to accept a...

Tribe! Wut up?! Happy All Hallows’ Eve! Listen in as I answer the questions you asked me on IG stories, discuss why boundaries are impor-aant, explain when the ship goes down, the blue moon, nosey-a** tw@ts, and the election. It’s ChocoLumpia Lessons, and I luh you. Don’t forget to rate 5 stars and review!!! 🖤🙌🏽 #tcllt

So much to say today! 😳 This one was a roller coaster, in the best way possible. Have you VOTED yet?! 🗳 Today I have a HUGE list of notes and we hit majority of them. Idfk. You have to just listen...From plant analogies, to off vibes, to Crystal Assault (dibs if I ever become a DJ), toe cracks, d*ck pics, asteroids, hippie shiet and serious shit...I am ChocoLumpia and I approve this message 🤪