CheezWits

Chris has a bad travel night, Jess doesn't handle summer power outages well, Wally's reading magazines (like Readers Digest), favorite snacks in every state, Jess gets an interesting phone call, we make fun of an idiot governor, cars vs non-cars on the road, bathroom problems, old men don't wash their hands, driving with a baggie of puke, childhood trauma and therapy, insurance companies and medic...

Wally takes over the CheezWits twitter account (when he can find it), Chris knows everything about porn, plus we cover extra room in men's underwear, a rooster in overalls, the Titan mishap and idiot reporting, bad radio, Wally predicts the future for Wheel of Fortune (this episode was recorded a week ago), meteorologists and clowns, racists, and good teachers. You know, the usual foolishness.

Where else will you find showering together, pantie raids, restaurants that go over the top for tiny mistakes, people who say "I'm sorry" too much, prom, busybody apps and groups, sending nudes, dogs in stores, getting into the wrong car, candy and games of yore? We don't know, maybe a lot of places, but definitely in this episode. So how 'bout a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? P.S. Have you...

Computer problems, home repairs, the all McDonalds diet, Wally learns to use his phone for something other than making calls, Swifties in diapers, the nukakke conspiracy, and Jess gets an endorsement offer she CAN refuse. Do you enjoy hearing our funny conversations as much as we enjoy having them? We'd sure appreciate your rating and review on Apple Podcasts! And follow us on the socials!

Wally pulls a Chris, Chris gets banned from a bowling alley, Jess did a dumb thing (yes again, shut up), how people ruin everything, abuse of power at radio stations and record labels, and hey! We are international superstars! Oh yeah, and Wally mansplains women to Jess... a woman.

Things we miss from the good ol' days, funny radio listener complaints, why Wally hates old ladies, the usefulness of magazines, the shtooping that did and did not happen in radio stations, drinking cocktails while on the air, bullies at work, Grampa Wally and his cellular telephone acumen, and is Howard Stern listening to us? (Hi Howard!) You laughed, right? You know you did. So leave us a rating...

Jess gets a new creeper (this time at her house), plus embellishing resumes, why people in radio usually can't stay married, and the things and ways we ate as kids.  And if you wanna see Jess's creeper, here he is: At the porch: https://ring.com/share/6d998c4d-579f-41d0-89d3-159c7cf36d0b Backing up: https://ring.com/share/225fbe5d-bd83-44b6-9a5c-f3b67a68230e   This episode was recorded a...

Funny story: this week, Wally has a hot take on free school meals, Jess's grocery store creeper strikes again, Chris takes on COVID and diabetes, plus truck meat, the pizza restaurant Jess killed, and people using words incorrectly... or are they? If you love us, or if you laugh at (or with) us even once, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts. Please?

This week the Wits talk about men and doctors, things men need to stop doing, the thing Wally thinks women need to do more of, how you know who the serial killers are, and why we can't have nice things. . If you get even a little laugh out of listening to us, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, even if you listen somewhere else. No, seriously. Do it. Seriously. We'll wait...

Chris is off in Vegas so Wally's friend Cisco stepped in to join us, and shares the lengths one late coworker went to avoid paying him back $20, plus we revisit Bud Light (and other adult beverages), religion, Tennessee politics, and how many old people does it take for one of us to leave the chat?

Chris climbs out of his death bed, state laws that make no sense, we still hate ADT but not Bud Light, Wally decides what's appropriate for everyone to wear, they're playing our jams at the grocery store, and why Wally and Jess are now Chris's emergency contacts and how we want to be buried (or not). If you love us, we'll love you back for going to Apple Podcasts and leaving us a review and rating...

Chris no-shows, but Jess and Wally power through without him, chasing off another potential sponsor and covering Tennessee political BS, racism in country music and in general, the Bud Light issue, banned books, aggressive drivers and more. If you laugh even once, please leave us a rating and review on Apple podcasts! It will help us keep the podcast going and get more listeners.

The songs lyrics you got wrong, the songs that turned out to be super creepy and inappropriate, separating the actor or artist from their crimes, and more. If you like us and want to be our best friend, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts! Yes, even if you listen somewhere else and don't use any Apple products. You might need to download itunes, though, Please?

The Wits on getting old, Jess got moved in with a few issues, too much reliance on phones, plus cousins and changing schools and moving to new towns and the troubles with dogs. Don't forget to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, even if you listen somewhere else! (But don't swear in your review, or they'll never let us see it)(ya potty mouth)

Jess almost gets in a gang war with her now former felonious neighbor, Chris's employment change, our old bodies, "woke" chicken, bowling alleys going extinct, Chris multitasks, Jess's brother the FedEx driver one-ups the UPS Cologuard deliveries, and as always, potty talk. If you laugh even one time while listening to us, we'd sure appreciate you going to Apple Podcasts (regardless of where you l...

A moving update from Jess (as in, she's moving to a new house, not she's giving you an update that will move you to feel an emotion), Chris makes a friend in the restroom, hypocrisy, insulting people from other regions, aaaaaaaaand we lost Chris.

This week, The Wits go over the effects of Daylight Saving Time, the directions in which people pee, Chris learns some new things about a woman's anatomy, Wally's health stuff, Chris drops his digits, and the people -- real and fake -- that you find on social media. If you enjoy listening to our show, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts (even if you listen on an Android phone) so other peo...

In a shocking turn of events, Chris is late. The guys rectify a missed opportunity regarding Jess and her crawlspace, plus artificial intelligence in radio (and we're not even talking about live radio personalities), andYouTubing stuff professional people do.

The secret to getting your review to show up on Apple podcasts, SNL is stealing our stuff, Jess has a traumatic parking garage experience, the KKK, Chris discovers Buccees, and speaking of beaver nuggets.... If you're loving what we do, please go to Apple Podcasts (even if you listen somewhere else) and rate and review us -- it's not just good for our egos, it helps other people find us too! And f...

The wits cover working with different generations, exes, the Maryland accent, Wally learns what "that" word means, and.... is that... a penis joke?

Meth in the water. Jess shits in a box, the many voices of Chris's doctor, and why we'll be calling Chris Tater Stud from now on. Plus, the Chinese spy balloon and listeners who've made us uncomfortable. If you laugh even once, would you consider hopping onto iTunes/Apple Podcasts and leaving us a rating and review? If you need help figuring it out, shoot us a DM on instagram or facebook!

Fart stories (yep, again), therapy, and the unusual way Jess once got a job (but she wouldn't recommend it). If you're loving CheezWits as much as we're loving making it, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts (even if you aren't an apple user -- it just takes iTunes and an apple ID, and those are free!) so more people can find the funny. Thanks!

Chris has TSA troubles, Jess creates a video series for husbands, and Wally takes some suggestive photos.... of penguins. Plus, does water have flavor? These hard hitting topics and more on this week's episode.

Bet ya didn't know the Wits all have criminal backgrounds. We talk about it, plus high school friends and former coworkers, Wally's 70s porn hair, Jess's adventures in dating apps, and Chris finally takes a break from making bowling alley pizzas to join the conversation.

Fast food, corporal punishment, sexy time at radio stations, and the trouble with being famous -- it's all covered in this week's episode. OH. And we need ratings and reviews, please. Even if you're an Android person, do it in iTunes so more people can find us!