CheezWits

Jess and the middle of the night power outage, why some houses didn't make it through the Tennessee tornadoes, Chris has never had a hangover, migraines, memories of ex-spouses, balloon nuts (yes, those nuts), Chris is having weird dreams, runes and reiki and horoscopes, mediums and group hypnotists, when Jess tells her story to Dateline, people being stupid while trying to be hip, package deliver...

Vegetable puns, tornadoes, Christmas spirit, Wally takes 7 minutes to get his mic right, trash health insurance, Wally's embracing the devil, gift sets for people who don't know how to shop for people they love, people who use their voices professionally are NOT all the same, how radio used to be, the difference between oldies and classic hits, old people, and some other crap.

Fake Christmas trees, Jess gets critiqued, another mass shooting, TV censorship in 2023, radio personalities on multiple stations, aging and strength, kids don't know cursive anymore and can't sign their names, history, when our grandmothers were knockouts, musical women of the '80s and '90s, and more wise words from Chris's dad.

Brad rejoins the chat, Thanksgiving recaps, Chris gets a very loving text from Wally, an abhorrent game of Would You Rather, Wally's country music crush (and the 0% chance she'd reciprocate), codes for oppressed groups of people, radio killed radio, and some other junk you wouldn't wanna listen to with your mom.

Chris is back from the dead, Wally finds Lume for men, men buying tampons (but not lube), the Love Boat and Fantasy Island, the making of the "best of" show, Thanksgiving discounts, athletes at the bowling alley, and Dolly Parton is a national treasure, y'all.

Can you believe it's been a whole year of this crap? Yeah, yeah, they weren't all winners, but we re-listened to all the episodes (so you don't have to -- you're welcome!) and pulled out the best nuggets of comedy gold we had, everything from pooping in pizza boxes to Gail to Cinnabon and mail ordered bull... uh... stuff. Now, listen, we NEED your ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts, whether you...

Jess tries to catch her stupid ex in the act, Wally finds an app that helps prevent you from.. uh... self love (if you will), we find another hilarious negative review, Jess gets an odd message on a dating app, buffets, books on tape, "fake" radio war stories, chilly weather, grocery store parking lot fights, confirming doctor appointments, we lost Chris, and Chad needs a hug. Who's Chad? Well, he...

Wally makes a delivery that leads to the name of this episode, daylight saving time, Chris's mom is a firecracker, therapy, Wally's feelings about women with guns,  Car Talk, cooking, time to turn the heat on, auxiliary glasses, what ever happened to Daryl Hannah, and how do you handle a hungry man? Hey. Whaddya think about leaving us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts? Please? K thanks.

The mass shooter in Maine, Wally shaves his ears, adjusting to time zone differences, hotel rooms with motion-activated lights in the bathroom and other oddities, Chris is afraid of NYC, TSA stuff that makes no sense, California stuff that makes no sense, safety codes, chiropractors, Chris struggles with T-Mobile, the art of firmly worded letters, scary movies, and Matthew Perry, rest in peace. He...

We got our first ever email to the podcast (cheezwits@cheezwits.com) and it made our whole week, fonts, new cars, Wally's "programs," TV characters who give Chris violent reactions, being radio famous (which is not the same as ACTUAL famous), pedestrians in parking lots, Jess saves a life, Wally's sister, and so much less.

Wally updates Chris's awful joke from last week, AI soda, Jess's grocery stalker update, Hickory Farms, Smokey Bear, Chris gets worked up about Mr. Rogers's Neighborhood, phone spies, Suzanne Somers, more than you would ever want to know about Jaye P. Morgan (not to be confused with J.P. Morgan), our early radio jobs in country and rock, picking up accents, coffee in styrofoam cups, Chris gets tri...

Chris drops acid (or something like that), the saga of Wally trying to log in to his computer, Chris's Coke problem, our worst experiences with drugs and alcohol, radio pranks, fast food chicken, radio programming, bad commercials, and that time we had to end the episode because we were all laughing so hard we couldn't breathe... for a totally inappropriate reason. Welcome to CheezWits.

If we could go back in time, men being vulnerable, how many times can Wally say "Akwesasne," Jess wants T-Mobile to be a sponsor (hey, T-Mobile, how YOU doin'?), streaming prices going up, a medal for guys who don't feel good but show up to work (and a matching license plate), moose knuckles, peeing in the driveway, holidays in schools, saying ethnic names with accents, kids with highlights in the...

Toenails. That one hair. Nose hairs. Pranks, Lauren Boebert, whispering the bad stuff, a coven of friends, Wally is chatty, songs you could sing along with as a kid that allowed you to swear legally, when rich people complain about the cost of things, radio stuff, and assorted other tomfoolery. If you giggle, laugh, snicker, chortle, or even guffaw while listening, would you please leave us a rati...

How often do Wally and Chris think about the Roman Empire? Jess uses her angry woman voice, Wally's white socks getting attention, smelling shoes, Wally has questions about flip flops, deodorant has a political party, streaming services and commercials, filmstrip porn, reality TV, Wally revives an old joke that should have stayed dead, hot flashes, and do doctors write non-medical things about us...

Fondue. No, really. Scamming the scammers, pranks, insurance companies, doctors, the change, women and pain tolerance, and, of course, diarrhea (cha cha cha).

This week, we talk about the joys of aging, Cliff Claven visits Wally, bad dreams, men who can... uh... pleasure themselves, delivery issues, Chris and Jess save Wally from a scammer, if cocaine were marketed to women, the clothes that were popular in our youth, the things the guys would do for a Shoney's breakfast buffet (again). There's more, but c'mon. Ya just gotta listen.

Wally's fat snake, how we came up with the name of the show, we trash THREE more potential sponsors, Jess almost destroyed a marriage and then saved it at the same time, the things Wally and Chris would do to a hot fudge cake at Bob's Big Boy, the other places we all used to love to eat, Chris goes to Canada and sees how different things are, things that are or are not offensive, and so much more...

It was National Radio Day (whether you care or not), 976 numbers for psychics (and others), endorsing sex toys and psychics on the air, when you can't get a table at a restaurant if your last name is White, bad movies, we come up with a BRILLIANT idea for a new website, fudge rounds, stupid taxes, people who were paid to request songs from radio stations, Presidents and prices, "pick me" women lik...

The (not really) surprising reason Chris was late, Wally wants Jess to dress up her robot vac (Gail, obviously) as a maid, yellow American cheese vs white American cheese, the dos and don'ts of potato and macaroni salads, the lost art of the head nod, earthquakes and other natural disasters, unmarked police cars, and Wally is the new Chris. We'd be so grateful if you'd leave us a rating and review...

A friend fills in for Chris, Wally goes elbow deep in doo doo, water drinking preferences, the trouble with pants shopping, when your jam comes on at the grocery store, Jess won't take the pickle, the art of the sandwich, THE Nashville hot chicken story, when the cost of living doesn't match income for anyone, when two scoops of raisins just aren't enough, life before the younger generations got h...

In this week's episode, the Wits cover scammers, Wally almost gets into a girl fight, the Barbie movie, offensive radio people (besides us), Wally has cell phone problems, Jess has fence problems, people camping in Walmart parking lots, men washing their asses, liberals vs conservatives, how many times can Wally say "pickle park," fans who get mad, radio promotions we never did, and much more. It'...

Jess gets a new toy, we rely too much on technology, Wally's daughter finds a creeper, Jess might need to find a new Kroger, the rules we won't follow at stores that make us do their jobs, Wally's sticky new side hustle, the Jason Aldean situation, spin on the radio, when radio helps the community, Jess is NOT a morning person, and how the hell did we go from the TSA to girls who sell their farts...

How Wally tried to kill Jess, none of us runs, Wally's exhibiting signs of wealth, Wally predicts the future, the good ice, foods you should never order at fast food restaurants, asking Facebook for medical advice, racists, thoughts and prayers, intent versus literal impact, Wally's wife monitors police scanners, Jess doesn't pay attention to details, Chris shares a dad joke before Chris and Wally...

The Wits cover Jess's unfortunate week, bad experiences with HR, empty restaurants, what is happening on the Wendy's facebook page? Wally's not sure he's offensive, Chris's dad might be Forrest Gump, programming music for radio vs satellite, and how Chris operates his... ahem... Wii. Listen, it's a podcast about nothing and everything, and sometimes we're funny. If you can dig it, could ya leave u...