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Quicksand, Wally wants to profit off the homeless, eyebrows, being at the age where friends are dying, the creepiness of Fantasy Island, heart rate monitors on Olympics spectators, Circus of the Stars, Welcome Back Kotter and the White Shadow, Suits and other courtroom shows, Miss Maryland, doggy diapers, Jess’s dog gets skunked, emergency vets, delivery mistakes, Jess’s neighbor doesn’t know her...

Chris is MIA (on a boat) but radio friend Tony joins us for an all-radio episode. We talk about Tony’s career path alongside his show partner Kris, how our early radio experiences affected our careers, bad bosses, working with partners with or without chemistry, the death of terrestrial radio, keeping up with news and technology, learning how to use social media successfully, Wally figuring out te...

Jess got attacked by Mothra and also ants (which obviously leads to a discussion about Chris’s ass), new microphones, the worst movies ever made, Gilligan’s Island, Richard Hatch, radio salaries, record labels, people who write “hbd” or “happy birthday.” on your timeline, Jess’s history with Red Flag Men goes back to the beginning, Chris flashes back to a regret, apologies as adults, funerals for...

The cicada invasion in Nashville, people who travel to see rare natural wonders, P Diddy, hoarders, Chris has phone troubles (shocking, no?), a loud angry man at the post office, and then the show melts down and ends early over the word “honey” and a “double standard.”

Jess gets an annoying call, government overreach in weather warnings, Wally’s long-awaited opinions on 2020, brain-eating worms and the other winning presidential options, creepy comments from men you don’t know (and the ones you do), men vs bears, gender roles in factory work, tampon jokes, Mothers Day, and assumptions about motherhood and gayness.

This might be our worst show ever. A former guest on the show has passed away, Wally takes a call during the show and Chris’s phone cuts out at the same time, house guest faux pas, scammers, predatory companies, insurance companies are trash, comedians, the art of the interview, cicadas and other creepy crawlies, heinous state laws, and Wally keeps a jar of what? So... how 'bout a rating and revie...

Where have all the ‘80s R&B crooners gone, reflective glass, smashing rooms, Wally and Chris have one good leg between them, the good and bad of seltzers water, non-competes go away, Jess has an experience at the Kroger, Whisperin’ Bill Anderson, “real” country music and crossovers, fads, Jess runs into “the troll,” Chris hits big on slot machines, Anchorman vs the sequel, TV shows and how Netflix...

Chris goes to Vegas, Wally gets duped by Tractor Supply, Walmart says it’s improving the customer experience, paying more and getting less, Carvana’s stupid rule and how Jess got around it, retention specialists, more trials and tribulations with Jess’s parents house and car, Wally gets played by his granddaughter, competitive stick horse riding, people who tailgate, sexual harassment in radio and...

Chris shows his face (briefly) (but YOU still won't be able to see it) to tell us how he got into a fender bender, sovereign citizens, Jess deals with parents stuff, radio listeners and free stuff, Thrifty car rental is misnamed, Jess hates everything, Wally is unimpressed with one radio station's promotion, live on location radio broadcasts were the WORST, Chris doesn't need fiber, unfortunate na...

Jess NEEDS to say something about Wally's movie clips and subsequent computer skills, Chris has another medical update, Jess celebrates an anniversary, old age and forgetfulness, dog names, music we know and like, that broad from Maine defending the Nazis, our forgetfulness in action, Chris revisits Genesis, religious broadcasters, interactions with police, Jess meets a neighbor who was afraid to...

Wally has technical difficulties, Jess gets a message about the show that may or may not be an April Fool's joke, Chris is an "implementer," crappy reasons to get fired in radio, boobs were different in the '70s, Wally out-one leg's a one-legged woman, the new Bibles, Chris's Trump sounds like Regis, problems with companies, Jess has travel horror stories, hoarders, how a phone update crippled Wal...

We're a day late, but for a very good reason (which you can hear about in next week's episode). Updates on Jess's and Chris's health, aging, internet scams and verification questions, people who don't get the joke, the Indigo Girls and Wally is a lesbian trapped in a man's body, Canadian police safety recommendations, old TV shows, Garth Brooks's new bar, charitable donations, and in a shocking tu...

Technical difficulties mean we lost the first 20 minutes we recorded, but lucky for you, we captured the rest: Jess has bronchitis, Chris is getting a colonoscopy, Wally and his wife celebrate an anniversary and he's still trying to turn her off, the pharmacies and insurance companies, you know Jess is sick when she doesn't have it in her to complain, automation hell, actual GOOD customer service,...

Wally and Jess find out how emotionally secure they are, multitasking killed Wally's job chances, Chris gives a health update, Don Knotts, Detroit, taxes, rich people, how big companies treat their employees, Jess shocked everyone by calling Wally, the Facebook and Instagram outage conspiracy, pot shops, Jesus smoked pot and ate hummus, Chris just found out about the talking snake in the garden of...

Chris has a thing, Jess faces off with an angry little man, Wally makes it to the next round, radio names, being radio famous, Jess has a different kind of neighbor drama, women who apologize, Wally loves to talk (shocking, no?), people who challenge authority and why Wally associates them with pronouns, coaching radio talent, Chris takes on Father Time at the bowling alley, satire sites, another...

Wally communicates with Gail, daylight savings is coming again, Wally gets a callback, Jack Black yielding his power in Pennsylvania, the Reesa Teesa Tik Tok saga, Chris hits up a drive thru, taxes and insurance, Jess tries to avoid all people while checking the mail, family is... well, you know, the songs that wouldn't die, Chris sells us microphones, passwords we can't remember, Jess represents...

Wally shows up in his drawers, Chris shows up eventually, Bo Duke compares Beyonce to a dog, Natalie Maines shoulda shut up, pharmacies and insurance companies are the worst, Wally gets FEMA assistance, Tennessee doesn't care about your tires, aging ain't for the weak, Wally has a job interview and he's bringing his assumptions with him, meat-eating lesbians, Jess has a PSA for men, commercials fo...

Gutfield vs Taylor Swift, tuna at Subway, chicken at various fast food places, germs on planes, old movies and the things they got away with, football and gambling, the guys have unflattering nicknames for their wives, Wally's son preps for the end of the world, Taylor Swift telling us who to vote for, Kiefer Sutherland or Martin Sheen should be president, John Houseman commercials, football snack...

Man colds (and "Flu B"), Luke Combs and Tracy Chapman and Wally's thoughts that make Jess roll her eyes, flight layovers that make no sense, buying a house on Amazon, houses with former slave quarters and underground railroad tunnels, that time Wally got shot, the "best of" awards in the town where Jess and Chris used to work together (and when Jess won it after she left the station), crack (no th...

We start right off with shots fired, Wally responds to a nine-year-old Facebook memory, radio people don't follow directions, Wally's computer skills, more of Chris's parents' hoard, the Chris Young arrest,  maybe we should talk about radio more, Wally falls for fake news, gentleman callers, and the stuff you CAN'T say. 

Wally finds out he's old, Jess has a stalker ex AND a freak, Chris accidentally joins the show, racist comments in the Dunkin' drive thru, religious people and the problem with their Jesus tattoos, changes in radio and technology, snow hits Nashville, Wally and Chris role play as Jess and her neighbor, morning people, screening calls, the saga of Wally's sister, aging and our parents, and Chris' p...

Jess preps for "the big snow storm," chimney problems, don't crap where ya eat, the lonely neighbor texting Jess, Wally calls Jess too early, mafia stuff, Wally's homophobic opinions, an unmarried woman buys a house all by herself, Mean Girls, actors and artists who are jerks, "real" country music, Wally jammin' out to Nicki Minaj in the car, old school radio jokes, radio station ratings, words wi...

Weather hits the northeast, we mock corporate radio (again), Wally is changing his name to George, New Year's Eve celebrations, the Stanley cup trend, minimum wage, how Wally ticked off the KKK, Nirvana faces child porn charges from a 30-year-old album cover, old school words, curse words we love and hate, how driving has changed over the years, air travel problems, Tennessee gets a Wawa, farm rep...

Chris joins us from the New Year's Eve bingo line, HOAs are the worst, Christmas recaps, states that don't recognize daylight saving time changes, the stuff they get away with saying on SNL, more reasons why the news media are trash, the dividing line between "oh he died too young" and "that makes sense, he was old," radio software we loved and hated, and so much less.

Barbecue around the country, Jess opened her Christmas gifts early, Wally was creepy, the creepiest stuff we've heard in radio, people we worked with, names we've used on the air,  and we find yet another new low to end the show. Happy New Year from all of us at Cheez Wits to both of you listeners. If you like what you hear, or at least it doesn't make you angry, please rate and review us on Apple...