Wally, Jess, and Chris

CheezWits

Comedy EN ↓ 135 episodes

Think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music. If cheesy crackers were people.... they'd be Chris, Wally, and Jess. Hey, wit happens. We're three friends who met doing radio together (well, Wally and Jess did, and Jess and Chris did). We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We WILL make you laugh, possibly as much AT us as WITH us -- we're that funny (not just funny looking). Bring your sense of humor! It's called comedy, people. (We might also make you think about some mor...

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Wally, Jess, and Chris

Episodes

Episode 9: In Queso Emergency, Pull My Finger 16.01.2023 1:35:10

The Wits are joined by special guest Brad, Jess meets a potential new neighbor, Wally learns some technology, Brad introduces the super hero of the common man. And then there are farts. So, Many. Farts.

Episode 8: Fontina Turner 09.01.2023 1:01:02

The Wits beg for ratings and reviews, Wally has tech challenges, Chris is afraid of his wife to be, Jess attracts ALL the red flags, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT ARE THOSE BELLS.

Episode 7: New Year, New Cheez 02.01.2023 1:13:13

Two words: nipple. hair. Plus, weather horror stories, Chris makes a possible life change, Jess tells some incredible stories about her ex, and Wally's thoughts on fashion.

Episode 6: And A Happy Gruyere 26.12.2022 56:28

Childhood crushes, hard lessons learned, and the BEST cheese is government cheese -- the Wits cover it all on this week's episode.

Episode 5: We Swiss You A Merry Christmas 19.12.2022 56:08

This episode has almost nothing to do with Christmas. It IS, however, mostly (but not entirely) Chris-LESS. The Wits cover mindlessness, a chipmunk named Greg, smells, and how we all look so young for our age. Also, count how many times Wally says "Christine Baranski" -- there's no prize or anything, but you should do it anyway, just to see how high you can count.

Episode 4: Don't Cheddar Tear - A New Episode is Here 12.12.2022 1:05:27

This week, the Wits give a plausible explanation for some technical difficulties, chase away some more potential sponsors, do some investigative reporting, and what would make Wally eat a turd in a bar? Covid, obviously.

Episode 3: That's Nacho Best Idea 05.12.2022 1:01:23

This week, the Wits talk about why Wally is annoyed with your kid in the self-checkout, pooping in public restrooms, the embarrassing childhood story Chris's mother shared, and the businesses we're sure won't sponsor us (with good reason). Oh yeah, and Wally tries to get us -- or at least himself -- canceled.

Episode 2: Make Radio Grate Again 28.11.2022 1:11:59

This week the Wits pull back the curtain on the radio business -- including pooping on the job, working for Satan, on-air F-bombs, and the real reason for Christmas music on the radio. And yes, Chris DID say he thought gravy would come out of his future mother-in-law's leg. It's ok. We're shaking our heads, too.

Episode 1: CheezWits: the Brie-ginning 21.11.2022 56:07

Meet Wally, Jess, and Chris. This week we talk voting, tourists, dating horror stories, crazy neighbors, men with emotions, and why you can or cannot say "master bedroom" in 2022.

CheezWits: cheezy trailer 21.11.2022 0:27

Just a quick introduction.